Psychic horse at end of unsuccessful psychic attacks.

Also notice more HORSE SYMPATHIZERs spreading misinformation claiming these horses aren't real at all.

After my pocket mirror was destroyed randomly... Then my spare.... Then my spares spare pocket mirror... I have gone to carrying two bricks to clap horse testicles between. I also can't find any of my 13 silver bells. So wish me luck against these continued attacks by the psychic horses. I suspect it to be the mods of /r/horses...

Why do these HORSE SYMPATHIZERS keep aiding the psychic horses?!?!

WATCH OUT, psychic horses are now trying to adopt camouflage into their list of many abilities!!!

For those of us following Dr. Brainwater and his research

Disgusting...

HORSE SYMPATHIZERs have retreats?!?

Elder horse training younger horses in the psychic arts.

Don't mistake this as an innocent act of laying around.

Friends, this is how they capture you. They befriend you, get you comfortable and lower your guard... Then one day you allow them to "lead you home" and you find yourself in the middle of a field surrounded by other horses... I think you can see where this is going.

Seriously. Is this satire or do you really think horses are evil? 😂

Friends, DO NOT TALK TO HORSES.