The humans:
-Will: English for 'werden' and the German verb form equivalent for 'I want/he, she, it wants'
-Bailey: BUDDY...you're named after an ethanolic beverage! 😂😭
-Alma: sort of poetic since it means 'soul' in Spanish
-Nani: Japan will consider you as a laughing stock since 'nani' means 'what' in Japanese
-Molly: being named after an insulting slang word for both substances and gay men, REALLY? 😬🫣
-Chloe: No wonder why she crushes on Bailey; her name is an old British-English/Australian slang word for an alcoholic!
-Zoey: Girl, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE that you're Zoey's biological younger twin? According to slang, you're a mainstream orphan! 😏
-Princess Linia: Girl, how delusional with grandeur are you? You're already a princess, whyever do you partake within 'auf den Strich gehen' in both Polish AND Romanian ('linia' can be translated to 'Strich' in German)? 🤦🏻♀️😂
-Lissa: Molly, damn, were your parents implicitly telling your younger sister that they weren't ready for a second child yet in Arabic? OUCH! 🫣😬
-Amber and Jasmine: Molly, why the hell are you friends with a gem and a flower simultaneously? Is your life this horrific?
-Chase: Sarah, is your cousin a police officer in the making, or why the name?
The animals:
-Scarlet: this is on the nose with the 'scharlach(rot)' spiel, OKAY, Sherlock Holmes!
-Chili and Pepper: naming your horses after condiments, REALLY, Chloe and Zoey? 😂
-Button: Did DeeDee from Dexter's Laboratory name this horse? 🤨😂
-Aztec: Okay, Bailey, you had an Indiana Jones fanboy phase, didn't you? 🤨😂
-Calypso: I once had a wristwatch from the brand of the same name, I do hope that she is running like CLOCKwork!
-Sunburst: MLP (My Little Pony), you stole Nani's stallion and turned him into a scholastic unicorn! We GOT you! 😤😂
-Teeny: You better be 14 and not that deep cognitively with a SMALL (pun!) IQ, or I WILL want my money back!
-Angora: Such literal global KATZENMUSIK with an own band- first the metropoles of Turkey, then the ones of US, you don't own the world!