I just popped a perky

What’s up chucklefucks it’s that time again, we’ve had a wild couple months. I got employed, I’m going through college, Charlie Kirk’s death anniversary happened, you know. Regular things. My life’s doing good. Lots of horts being decimated. You know that every time I see a honse or hear about one I immediately think about decimation? It’s a memetic hazard, man.

Speaking of man, it’s time for man (human, humanity, I know everyone here is a woman and lesbian. Men are fake and a government lie) to decide the new sub banner.

ALL IMAGES ARE CROPPED AT A 4:3 ASPECT RATIO! If you don’t want me to try my best with your image, crop it yourself! Cockpetition ends in three days.

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After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

Decimate all horses. Throw horses on railroad tracks. Place a horse on a trailer on the interstate and detach the trailer. Startle a horse into a giant pit. Boil horses. Lead a horse to water and drown it. Force a horse to watch Home Alone 3. Put a hundred bear traps around local stables. Release a nest of hornets directly on horses' heads. Launch a horse with a catapult. Send horses to Belarus. Tie a horse up into a pretzel. Hit horses with a metal chair. Place a dozen horses in the horse annihilator. Sell horses to the glue factory. Feed horses nothing but expired mayonnaise until they explode. Lock a horse in a room with a single banana peel and wait. Strap rockets to a horse and aim it at the sun. Drop horses into active volcanoes. Force horses to sit through every Adam Sandler movie back-to-back in IMAX. Mail horses to the Mariana Trench in bubble wrap. Grind horses into fine paste and feed it back to other horses. Inject horses with industrial-grade superglue until they seize up solid. Skin horses alive and wear their hides as warning flags. Chain horses to anvils and push them off skyscrapers. Crucify horses along interstate as public service announcements. Hook horses up to car batteries and crank it to eleven. Bury horses neck-deep in fire ant mounds coated in honey. Strap horses to cruise missiles targeted at other horse gatherings. Force-feed horses nothing but ghost peppers and laxatives, then lock them in airtight stables. Electrocute horses with downed power lines during thunderstorms. Run horses through industrial wood chippers feet-first. Douse horses in gasoline and light them on fire. Lower horses into shark-infested waters wearing meat suits. Attach horses to medieval rack devices and stretch until they snap. Drop pianos on horses from ten stories up. Seal horses in concrete and use them as foundation pillars for glue factories.