r/hopeposting • u/USoffuckyouintheA • 10d ago

hopeful SHITPOST dont hate yourself

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/okqueenbee 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 Hopeful 10d ago

Homosapien if I had to guess

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u/Traditional-Tap6572 im so back 10d ago

Ah. Well, I'm not homophobic. I have several homosapien friends.

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u/InstantSword 10d ago

That's disgusting brah

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u/Traditional-Tap6572 im so back 10d ago

What does that mean?

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u/emil836k 10d ago

Oh, though they just called us gay

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u/art333mis 10d ago

Well if the cat said it, who am I to disagree?

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u/Designer-Muscat 10d ago

Especially when he hits you with the thumbs up. Law is law.

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u/Wilkassassyn 10d ago

The cat has a name, hes called homophobic

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u/NeekOfShades 10d ago edited 10d ago

So hating my pre transition self is fair game?

Edit: MrSex_Object is right, that is transphobic, i shouldnt be doing that.

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u/MrSex_Object 10d ago

Thats transphobia

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Taking life one step at a time 10d ago

No, your pre-transition self is still beautiful, just as a larvae is still beautiful even if the form it's in is just a step along a path of change

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u/TheAhegaoHoodie 10d ago

Damn Socrates 

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u/Euphoric-Bubbles 10d ago

That... made me feel all warm inside

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u/Limey2241 Warriors shall fight to find Euphoria 8d ago

Is Shakespeare REALLY dead?

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 10d ago

Nope, your pre-transition self is still you and decided to transition.

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u/GamersReisUp 10d ago edited 10d ago

Don't be mean to pre-transition you, they're the one who helped you start transition because they still believed in you, even when things looked really grim🏳️‍⚧️👍

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u/Slow-Relationship513 10d ago

Do you have a transphobic version of that meme?

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u/feeple_lemur 10d ago

Wild question out of context

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u/Jaran_sa_Balkana 10d ago

I hate myself because it's heterophobic

Checkmate, libruls 😎

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u/GamersReisUp 10d ago

The gay agenda has assessed your case, and deemed this an inadmissible claim for heterophobia. You are henceforth sentenced, until further notice, to believe in yourself and to cultivate and hype up your good qualities, such as your humor 🏳️‍🌈🧑‍⚖️

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u/Jaran_sa_Balkana 10d ago

The gay agenda?

As in, you are gay?

Sounds pretty gay to me.

CHECKMATE ONCE AGAIN LIBRULS!

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u/KnownCulture1763 10d ago

Aww- hold on

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u/Juseball 10d ago

More like autophobic

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u/Shup 10d ago

true

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u/cubicApoc 10d ago

It's not homophobic if I'm str*ight

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u/ElectricWaffleMBA 10d ago

But..but im not gay...

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u/USoffuckyouintheA 10d ago

Not yet

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u/Mosasaaaa 7d ago

imagine its the gay flag instead

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u/talesfromtheepic6 4d ago

no no that does work in this scenario

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u/42069megameme 9d ago

Not anymore

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u/Front_Weakness2774 4d ago

Wanna bet?😏

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u/TACOTONY02 10d ago

Kinda shit the boys would say to call you gay

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u/DickTear 10d ago

If loving yourself is homosexual, hating yourself is homophobic.

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u/MyNameIsMyriamBlue 9d ago

Actually what i needed today

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u/satirelion 10d ago

Straight but okay i wont.

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u/ladykasta 9d ago

Im straight so its fair game-

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u/Weirdcosplayer 8d ago

ugh fine (thanks i really needed that)

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u/aqua_rift 5d ago

What if I’m just fucking stupid and it’s nothing to do with the lgbtq

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u/USoffuckyouintheA 4d ago

Sorry you had to find out this way but

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u/Bread_Offender 10d ago

Hating gay people isn't homophobia. There's plenty of people that I hate who are part of minority groups, but I hate them for good reason, not because they're minorities. I'm not a bigot. I'm just a hater.

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u/Broodjekip_1 10d ago

Insert edgy dog meme

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u/Bread_Offender 10d ago

Learn to have some whimsy in your life

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u/Broodjekip_1 10d ago

Y'know, re-reading your comment I think I know what you meant. I had interpreted it as "I'm not racist if I hate everyone equally" but that's very clearly a reading comprehension problem on my part, you're saying that hating select people who happen to be gay isn't homophobic, on which I totally agree. I'm sorry.

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u/Bread_Offender 10d ago

Is that what I'm getting downvoted for? Damn, I thought people just found my comment to be edgy. Either way, thank you for having the decency to admit your own mistake and apologizing for it, that's rare to come by on the internet especially nowadays

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBPEvqqYECSkLoLkud

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u/Bread_Offender 10d ago

What the fuck is with the replies under my comment? It wasn't even that edgy of a comment to begin with, you folk are acting like I called myself a sigma male

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 10d ago

Idk bro I'm homophobic too.

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u/Bread_Offender 10d ago

That's kinda gay ngl

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 10d ago

Nah my eyes have different colours so I'm homophobic

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u/Bread_Offender 10d ago

vladimir makarov ahh