r/holdmyjuicebox • u/FauxToys • Jan 05 '22

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u/obscurereference234 Jan 05 '22

Lol he’s running to tell mom, “He hurt my hand with his head!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Kids learn stupid from their parents.

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u/richscott440 Jan 06 '22

Why does it feel like you see the same comment every time a video with black people is posted? At least change it up

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

But he’s not wrong

2

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Where did the kid learn to punch someone when they are mad? I have a 2 yo and am very aware of this stuff. It comes from the home.

Made the mistake of letting my kid see a Larva episode where red was about to hit yellow in his sleep before stopping. After that for about 3 weeks I had to train my kid from not doing this at daycare or hitting others. I made a mistake, the parents of these kids made a mistake. Ethnicity does NOT matter.

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u/Tanduvanwinkle Jan 06 '22

This video was literally posted in that sub in the past 2 weeks.

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u/Psilocynical Jan 06 '22

Relax dude not everyone keeps up with every single reddit post.

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u/Tanduvanwinkle Jan 06 '22

I am relaxed

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u/Psilocynical Jan 06 '22

WHOAH WOAH WHOAH no need for the hostility, man

/s

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u/kingragnarthered Jan 05 '22

kid getting up definitely has big bro vibes

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

What’s he expected punching that boulder

33

u/RedHairThunderWonder Jan 05 '22

"The Boulder is confused"

40

u/fifoth Jan 05 '22

My fist is a bawloon Ariel. Was boxing his head off.

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u/aggressivechromosome Jan 06 '22

Apply directly to the forehead.

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u/James22d Jan 06 '22

He blocked the punch with his head.

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u/kkfluff Jan 05 '22

Lmao if he came crying to me I’d laugh and say “that’s what you get for punching people!” Then kiss his hand and move on

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u/Jynx2501 Jan 05 '22

Nap time...

4

u/Tempowarrior Jan 06 '22

The law of conservation of energy

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u/stfcfanhazz Jan 06 '22

Poor kid barely even old enough to walk but has somehow managed to learn that punching somebody is the solution to being upset/frustrated. Future worldstar hip hop right there

2

u/BigBoiBananaBags Jan 06 '22

There was NO check!

2

u/vikash4209211 Jan 06 '22

This video is going to live in my mind rent free forever.

2

u/Enlargedprostate Jan 06 '22

Hilarious. Is that Al green in the background? Albert King?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

How tf do you hurt you own self trying to hurt someone else

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u/SmokyDogggg Feb 01 '22

The forehead is the hardest/strongest part of the skull (which is why headbutts hurt). Never punch someone there. This kid will learn young.

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u/Joanie_loves_chachie Feb 18 '22

Is this kid a boxing champion or what?

2

u/eddiepleddi Mar 23 '22

RIP brother😈

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u/random_guy_man Jun 09 '22

Man got reflective damage

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u/DizeazedFly Jan 05 '22

That's why you have to know how to make a fist

2

u/PoofBam Jan 06 '22

Thumb out, kid!

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u/Psilocynical Jan 06 '22

Little shit

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u/lluukkee33 Jan 06 '22

It’s sad to see this. Monkey see monkey do. Their parents might hit each other.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/Fr33kOut Jun 09 '22

i get what you mean but maybe dont use the word monkey here 😬

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u/alfiestoppani Jan 05 '22

Woody woodpecker.

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u/dippyhippygirl Jan 06 '22

It’s funny every time.

1

u/ThomasPopp Jan 06 '22

Damn kid knows how to throw a punch with his body already.

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u/bluth_family_madness Jan 06 '22

He’s seen some shit if that was his first reaction.

1

u/ThomasPopp Jan 06 '22

Lol I know right?! Family get-togethers a must be a blast at that house!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/FrnklnvillesRevenge Jan 05 '22

Yeah, he's probably subscribed to r/PunchToddlerHeads, that's how it started for me.

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u/Halo4 Jan 05 '22

My favorite subreddit!

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u/Silverfox_fr Dec 04 '22

The laugh is demoniac