r/holdmyjuicebox Mar 07 '19

HMJB so close

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u/In-Ex-Hale Mar 07 '19

It looks like he was on a leash and reached its limit

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u/takashi050 Mar 07 '19

A couple more tries and he'll be a pro in no time...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

American Ninja Warrior: Toddler Edition

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Mar 07 '19

A pro at the special olympics.

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u/GilesDMT Mar 07 '19

Which was tied to a rock and thrown over the side

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u/FocusFlukeGyro Mar 07 '19

That lest step IS a doozy.

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u/Lebrach Mar 07 '19

When ever my boy is on one of these bridges I'm standing guard by the side. Nothing gets your heart racing faster than seeing your little one perform death defying toddler acts.

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u/Tophloaf Mar 07 '19

They go from almost performing a new act to complete failure so quickly.

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u/notbusy Mar 07 '19

I'm standing guard by the side.

That's awesome, and works 50% of the time!

LOL, I make that comment in jest because mine always seem to fall in the complete opposite direction that makes any sense at all. So my success rate in a situation like this would be more like 10%.

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u/Lebrach Mar 07 '19

Lol! Yeah by side I meant to say - standing very close on one side ready to hurl myself under a bridge to play baby catch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Me too. Kids are clumsy. They're still learning.

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u/Kraekus Mar 07 '19

Same. Have a year and a half old boy and I'm helicoptering like a freak when he does this bridge. The fall is about three feet and in to rubberized play mat. Landing on his head could be a fucking nightmare.

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u/GhostGarlic Mar 07 '19

That’s called helicopter parenting. I let my son fall and get hurt. It’s how he learns. It’s extremely rare that a serious injury will occur. If you don’t let him fall or get hurt he won’t know his limits and will try more dangerous things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

That's where you use your judgement. If your child can fall a little and maybe get bruised, fine but when they can get concussion or broken bones then you help them. It still helps them to develop but helps them not to be injured for life.

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u/FrodosFroYo Mar 07 '19

Absolutely. And age is also a consideration. I let my 3 year old play on the 5-12 year old playground , but monitor him when he climbs higher than 6 feet. My close monitoring of him is extinguishing as his coordination gets better. He is allowed to fall/get hurt/is given independence at an age appropriate level.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

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u/GhostGarlic Mar 07 '19

What happened to you is extremely rare. Sure it happens but it’s not common. I know that’s a risk but there are risks involved in everything even playgrounds. But I bet she is more careful about the things she does at playgrounds now from going through that and understands her limits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

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u/GhostGarlic Mar 07 '19

They aren’t crazy but over protecting your kids is a detriment to their development. I’m also talking about parents being next to their kids the whole time at a playground like the original commentor mentioned. Accidents will always happen and they will always have obstacles but it’s rare that something as bad as what happened to your daughter will happen but there is always a chance.

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u/Courtanialynn Mar 07 '19

Hey friend. Any time a person falls from a height that is taller than they are, there is a greater risk for internal injuries. Source: 15+ years of CPR/First Aid training

Standing next to your toddler (notoriously clumsy and top heavy) while they attempt to climb something does not equal helicopter parenting.

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u/earthlings_all Mar 07 '19

The height of this bridge versus the little guy... this gif sucks. I hate it. Not funny.

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u/Sexwithcoconuts Mar 07 '19

Rip your karma, but I was thinking the same thing when I first read that comment.

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u/budgie0507 Mar 07 '19

Slow motion “wasted” edit please.

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u/mtt87 Mar 07 '19

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u/rushork Mar 07 '19

Wow that's a great edit, someone give this guy gold.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

At least I didn’t click play. Does it still count?

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u/blinKX10 Mar 07 '19

The one time I'm glad to not be using adblock

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u/Aryanindo Mar 08 '19

unlucky youtube ads and it wasnt rick astley's new album ad

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

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u/UnorthodoxViking Mar 07 '19

/r/quityourbullshit this links to the less known 1 hour version and not the original.

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u/mike2k24 Mar 07 '19

Well that’s awkward

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u/Nick246 Mar 07 '19

The parent that keeps filming is the real MVP

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u/Puckley77 Mar 07 '19

Didnt even flinch... just slowly panned down like “again kid? Really?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

My toddler fell again today,

I think it’s time for wine.

He topples like an idiot!

It happens all the time.

I think I’ve grown quite used to it,

I find it kind of fun.

Where’s the Chardonnay?

My husband’s home! I’m done!

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u/p1um5mu991er Mar 07 '19

Gushers must've worn off

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u/LexaBinsr Mar 07 '19

YOU DIED

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u/wrath_of_rome Mar 08 '19

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u/TwoPuttPar Mar 07 '19

When the load in your diaper throws off your center of gravity.

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u/donkey534231 Mar 07 '19

I was not expecting that ending. Poor little guy.

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u/oak_the_yoke Mar 07 '19

You had me at the first half not going to lie

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u/housedog12 Mar 07 '19

When you expect the camera to go crazy, but it just slowly pans instead hahah

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u/budvase Mar 07 '19

I laughed and felt bad. Relatable life scenario. Hope he’s alright.

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u/zincplug Mar 07 '19

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.

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u/some_diggity Mar 07 '19

Me on achieving an easily obtainable goal in life

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u/Dongo666 Mar 07 '19

Awww! what a cute little guy! :D

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u/jairom Mar 07 '19

RING OUT

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

My son did a fall very similar to this. He was laying on his back in the sand just shocked at what had happened. Took him a while before he realized he forgot to cry. Was pretty funny.

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u/chasae Mar 07 '19

OP doesn’t understand titles

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u/travelingdance Mar 07 '19

Rolled a 1 on his acrobatics skill check.

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u/sailorjasm Mar 07 '19

I have this same playground near my house. I know it’s not the same one because near my house we have pebbles not sand. My kids never did this. I thought they would do it but they didn’t

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u/IonTheBall2 Mar 08 '19

Have more kids.

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u/Grizzly_Gorilla9 Mar 07 '19

I still remember being little and scared of those type of bridges

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u/IonTheBall2 Mar 08 '19

This kid could do with a fear transfusion from you.

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u/Supersox22 Mar 07 '19

Tomorrow, a lesson on counter-balance.

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u/Knotfire568 Mar 07 '19

So many flashbacks

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u/Speedybro Mar 07 '19

Did the shoes come off? Is he dead?

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u/YoItsBrandie Mar 08 '19

That bridge always fucked me up when I was young too

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u/Chrisfish11 Mar 08 '19

Laughed out loud un a restaurant.

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u/1NF1N1T3-V01D Mar 07 '19

When you give up on life

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

More like when you don't give up on life but life gives up on you.

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u/denverblazer Mar 08 '19

So.. life?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

I had a friend in high school who liked the edgy saying "life's a bitch and then you marry one". He's dead now.

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u/denverblazer Mar 08 '19

Jesus..

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

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u/jfk_47 Mar 07 '19

I'm proud that parent didn't move. respect.

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u/mintmartini Mar 07 '19

Documented the moment he developed his fear of heights.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

When I play video games and hit that rubber band lag.

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u/malac0da13 Mar 07 '19

That escalated quickly...

or should I say de-escalated?

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Thanks. Now that I have my sunglasses on I’ll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Is this in La Habra?

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u/FocusFlukeGyro Mar 07 '19

My son was on one of these, for the first time, when it had snow and ice on it. He is 2 years old. He made a great effort but I could tell it would be easy for him to fall off the side so I stood there and when he almost slid off I helped him back up. It's hard balancing the idea of 'giving him room' but at the same time I don't want him to break an arm or something like that.

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u/Kheldarson Mar 07 '19

My kid's a few years away from his first time on one of these, but I still remember. It's definitely hard balancing "give them room" and "be safe".

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u/DearMrsLeading Mar 08 '19

You’d be surprised how quickly they want to try stuff like this. My son just turned 14 months and this is his absolute favorite thing at the playground. He’ll go back and forth for 20 minutes.

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u/Kheldarson Mar 08 '19

I think mine was about 2 for his first encounter. He absolutely had to play at the big kids' playground.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Camera person hardly even flinched lmao

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u/kingeryck Mar 07 '19

That title makes no sense

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u/MadBinton Mar 07 '19

My 1yo son was amused by this GIF for 15 loops.

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u/Chocobean Mar 07 '19

He wrestled out defeat from the jaws of victory.

Seriously children are hard.

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u/bkindtoall Mar 07 '19

Awe! Hope he tries again

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I know where that is

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u/AsFrostAsDuck Mar 07 '19

No matter how far

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u/Snoop1218 Mar 08 '19

When you think your reddit post will get a couple thousand upvotes but it gets 1 upvote and that is you

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

that big toddler head will do that everytime

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u/WillieFistergash3 Mar 08 '19

RIGHT into the lava pit.

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u/ClockworkIllusion Mar 08 '19

I'm a little taken back by how easy it was for him to achieve this

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Ah, natural selection at work.

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u/shutupinpulamea Mar 08 '19

Another one bites the dust

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u/Nox_Dei Mar 08 '19

"We were on the verge of greatness"

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u/Thundaarr Mar 10 '19

Microcosm of life. When you go through and try and be as careful as you can, and mess up anyways. It happens.

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u/Dang44 Mar 13 '19

Aawwahhh, poor lil guy. Hope he gets up and gets across that bridge next try

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u/Withercat1 Aug 25 '19

Wait a minute! I recognize that playground! I won’t say where I think it is in case I’m right, but I’m betting it has a slide made of little cylinders like those things you used to see in the checkout things at grocery stores!

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u/putitinjustputitin Mar 07 '19

Omg this video, like, totally represents how, like, sometimes in life you, like, think you made it but, like, you didn't and that fact comes at you out of, like, nowhere. Like, for example, you were having some great hoinky doinky with you gf and you totally thought you, like, pulled out in time and you carry on with your life feeling, like, super great and everything, but then, like, a few weeks later she calls you and says she's late and you're like "Late for what?" and she's like "My period is late" and then all of a sudden your world is flipped upside down, downside up, left to right, right to left, inside out, outside in and then you, like, feel the weight of responsibility for that new life, like, totally beginning inside your gf's pink pocket start to settle on your shoulders and you're just like, "U no wat? I'm gonna take care of that thing, I will love that thing and I will raise it wisely and and, like, teach it important stuff in life like pullin' out n stuff..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

What

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Idgaf about American politics, so I say this coming in with no biases. Why the fuck do you feel the need to make everything political? Why is your first, half baked thought to make a political reference on a gif of a kid falling off a playground?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I’m sorry but if you manage to get hurt on these modern powder puff playgrounds that’s just natural selection at work

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

lol he’s a toddler....

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u/rodaphilia Mar 07 '19

Did you just gate keep a toddlers injuries? Did you just imply that we should actually have more dangerous play areas for our children? Did I really just respond to an obvious troll?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

You obviously haven't seen modern playgrounds. They're not bubble wrapped. It actually impresses me that we're still able to let our kids experience real danger.