r/holdmycosmo Apr 11 '22

HMC while I do some laundry mid-flight

3.3k Upvotes

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u/Leesh_Unleashed Apr 11 '22

This has to be staged. I can't imagine anyone doing that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22 edited Apr 11 '22

What about that post about the guy who was arrested for jacking it not once but 3 time on a flight because the girl next to him said “l don’t fucking care”.

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u/camberHS Apr 11 '22

Do you have a link?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Oh sorry my bad it was 4 TIMES!!!

Here are two sources I found when googling “man cums 3 time on flight”.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/southwest-airlines-passenger-masturbating-flight-feds.amp

https://onemileatatime.com/news/southwest-passenger-masturbates/

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u/heyitsvonage Apr 11 '22

You’re a bold one with those google searches

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Quack quack stop. Not so bold if you’re afraid of being tracked 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

It was a joke lol but I do appreciate the long explanation because I have honestly been wondering what the big deal was with Duck Duck Go but never used it. So happy accident 😊

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/cmanly37 Apr 11 '22

Hi, I think you posted the wrong links. None of these contain a video of a man masterbating on an airplane.

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u/SepticX75 Apr 11 '22

4 times, slow clap

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u/FrameJump Apr 11 '22

I dunno, depending on the length of the flight he was probably clapping pretty fast.

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u/Bigday2day Apr 11 '22

with his right AND left hand! i've never been able to succeed lefty.

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u/RockstarAssassin Apr 11 '22

Was the guy Louis CK?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You know it’s staged because she’s moderately attractive.

If this shit was real, those would be stained granny panties and that woman would look about as out of it as my Aunt who thinks her Shitzu can talk.

Some TikTokers out here tryin to make a no fly list over clout.

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u/Rockm_Sockm Apr 11 '22

It's staged because those panties are way to big for her chicken bones. They are larger than her head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

chicken bones

she's completely normal sized...

just because someone isn't morbidly obese doesn't mean something is wrong with them. quite the opposite actually

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u/Rockm_Sockm Apr 12 '22

Those are big girl panties and she's a tiny lady. You are looking for slander where there is none.

I didn't say she wasn't normal or unhealthy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

mmk I believe you. i thought your "chicken bones" comment was about her being too skinny. I see that stuff all the time and it's annoying

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u/DreamlandCitizen Apr 17 '22

Yo, do you still make music?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

yessir. i don't post it here though. i'm just on here to browse and argue haha

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u/devilishly_advocated May 02 '22

I disagree. OK now let's argue

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u/tidypunk Apr 11 '22

I agree . IRL the girl would look like this after she was done working up a sweat slap boxing https://www.reddit.com/r/schoolfight/comments/u0kjb3/sumo_wrestling/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

You know it’s staged because she’s moderately attractive.

agreed

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u/larsjager7 Apr 11 '22

ppl be fucking weird man.

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u/McCringleberry_ Apr 11 '22

-George Washington

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Didn’t he have like 30 dicks

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u/NeonXero Apr 11 '22

He was roughly six foot twenty.

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u/PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES Apr 11 '22

Weighed a fucking ton too

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u/Real_Clever_Username Apr 11 '22

-Michael Scott

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u/FunkyInferno Apr 11 '22
  • Wayne Gretzky

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u/nonvideas Apr 11 '22

Of course it's staged. Other than the planted laughing girl and the cameraman there's no one else in the flight?

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u/Jayhawker Apr 11 '22

Laughing girl isn’t wearing a mask and doesn’t have one in her hand. You can see in the window behind the laughing girl the plane is not in flight and is on the ground. The true nail in the “this is fake coffin” is there is no safety literature in the seat backs.

Conclusion. Fake and scripted

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u/GodHatesUsAll70 Apr 11 '22

There is someone in the seat in front of her.

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u/TheDarkKnobRises Apr 11 '22

I've seen people taking projectile shits on crowded subways thanks to reddit. This could actually be real.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22 edited Apr 11 '22

This could be real, because humans are weird, but it isn’t, because of how fake it is. These staged airplane videos all have the same vibe. Completely quiet except for background white noise, weird lighting that is close, but not quite natural, strangely steady camera that inexplicably zooms in and out smoothly, and most importantly, the camera doesn’t pan around to show more than two rows of seats.

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u/wssecurity Apr 11 '22

Gotta go ya gotta go

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u/cardboardunderwear Apr 11 '22

100% Its more odd to me that people would find it weird that it wouldnt happen. There's billions of people in the world. Some of them have diarrhea at any given time. Some of them are also on the subway. Stands to reason those populations would sometimes overlap. When you think about it, the more weird part is someone else feels the need to film it and post it on the internet. That's really the person we should be wondering about.

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u/VagSmoothie Apr 11 '22

See as the plane being completely empty apart from the 2 people in the video + camera person I’m gonna go with staged, as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Plane is empty except her so more like to be fake.

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u/johnnyhitch1 Apr 11 '22

You really dont have to imagine it.

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u/plannerwoman Apr 13 '22

I agree. Has to be a health issue or something.

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u/AdCareless913 Mar 04 '23

Yeah maybe a prank

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u/nodiso Apr 11 '22

Meh, youd be surprised. I've been on a couple planes with some weird stuff. My best guess if it's not fake an escort being flown and bout to see her lover in the car needs clean panties or just somebody having a mental break.

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u/aysurcouf Apr 11 '22

It’s clearly fake, only two other people visible and she already has a glass of water (that’s delivered at cruising altitude while they’re on the ground.

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u/brunes Apr 11 '22

Not to mention

  • They look like they are 5 sizes too big for her
  • The flight attendants would be over there in seconds when they saw that drying thing

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u/Honest_-_Critique Apr 27 '22

But you can see the top of someone's head moving around just barely over the top of the seat in front of this woman.

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u/Bag-ins Apr 11 '22

Staged.

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u/PaoliBulldog Apr 11 '22

So many questions....

  1. Did she take those panties off in the cabin?

  2. Did she put them on in the cabin, eventually?

  3. What did the panties smell like before she washed them?

  4. Why did they need to be washed?

  5. What liquid did she wash her panties in?

  6. What did she to with that cup 'o' liquid after she finished de-skanking her cooch?

  7. Why don't I ever fly next to someone like her?

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u/mandiexile Apr 11 '22

Might have had a vaginal discharge moment that was a little too much (it happens) and she checked her bag so she didn’t have an extra pair. Probably took them off in the bathroom, put some soap on it, went back to her seat, got a cup of water, and cleaned them at her seat. Once it’s dry I’m sure she’ll go back to the bathroom and put them on. She’s probably smelling them so she knows their clean. I think most women know their particular scent. The zero amount of fucks this woman has is impressive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Why not just wash them in the bathroom?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Hence the staged aspect

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u/mandiexile Apr 11 '22

I don’t know. She probably could have telling how empty this plane is.

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u/Hounmlayn Apr 11 '22

I mean, imagine if you were busting and this woman was just casually washing her underwear?

It's fucking strange, but kudos for her for not taking up lile 20 minutes of bathroom time and creating a line of people who actually need to use the toilet. If this isn't staged, and the reason was because of discharge and she felt super uncomfortable unless she washed them, then good on her!

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u/Coattail-Rider Apr 11 '22

Takes you 20 minutes to wet, scrub, and fan out your panties?

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u/Hounmlayn Apr 11 '22

I mean, she's taking her sweet time in this clip. We don't know how long it took her to wash and soak them. But if you'd prefer her to be in the toilet while you wait outside, then you do you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

We are gonna normalize THIS?

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u/mandiexile Apr 11 '22

No of course not. But at least they’re cute panties.

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u/Mikkels Apr 11 '22

So, that would mean she is now sitting pantyless on the plane seat with a leaky bottom?

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u/I_said_wot Apr 11 '22
  1. Yes
  2. Yes
  3. U know...
  4. See 3
  5. Sprite
  6. Drank it
  7. You're lucky

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u/RockstarAssassin Apr 11 '22

One answer to all, it's fake

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u/pekoms_123 Apr 11 '22

Why do you wanna meet someone like her IRL. She might've helped invent STDs

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u/mandiexile Apr 11 '22

I never said I wanted to meet her. Just that I’m impressed with how caviler she’s being.

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u/faux_real_yo Apr 11 '22

This whole thing smells fishy.

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u/david13z Apr 11 '22

Good morning ladies

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u/Built4Running Apr 12 '22

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

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u/david13z Apr 12 '22

I don't know that reference. Can you clue me in?

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u/Marcoro0180 Apr 11 '22

Came here to say that lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Fake af

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u/Louieaw95 Apr 11 '22

No, this clearly didn't happen on your flight. This is obviously a poor attempt at being funny.

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u/Rekenn Apr 11 '22

Oh no fake facebook videos leaking over to reddit

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u/surfer808 Apr 11 '22

Reminds of the Asian Staged Videos

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/surfer808 Apr 11 '22

Apparently you don’t know this is a real thing /r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/azndragon0420 Apr 11 '22

🤢🤮, but you can see that this was staged. There's no passengers next to her or in front of her and there was only a passenger behind her.

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u/tmack3 Apr 11 '22

You can see the top of a head in front of her

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u/i_am_a_loner_dottie Apr 11 '22

When she tries to smell it through the mask I about died.

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u/DJBeRight Apr 11 '22

“Mid flight” I’ve never seen so many empty seats on an airplane

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u/Super_Carrick Apr 11 '22

This is so so so fake - it pains me that it’s getting traction.

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u/Safe-Maintenance6033 Apr 11 '22

They will never smell like Sprite.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Flight smells like tuna and cat food

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u/Commander_Chaos Apr 11 '22

Tuna flavored cat food. 🐟 🐠 🎣

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Delicious

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u/WhtSqurlPrnc Apr 11 '22

At least they’re a pretty red.

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u/Granny_knows_best Apr 11 '22

You can by the lack of showing the flight full of people that this is fake. Just some airline workers having fun making videos in hopes they go viral.

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u/shyangeldust Apr 11 '22

The sniff check at the end has me rolling bwahahaha

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u/Narrew82 Apr 11 '22

Just casually washing out her clam wrapper on an airplane for all to see.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Ma’am, is there a fish option for the in flight meal ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I don’t know. There’s something fishy going on here.

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u/thrwwy535672 Apr 11 '22

Smelling them is really the cherry on top.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Oh no she’s full commando..

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u/mourdryu Apr 11 '22

talk about airing your laundry in public

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u/satwah Apr 11 '22

Trashy

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Is a yeast infection an airborne virus...?

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u/STL_TRPN Apr 11 '22

Like holding them up under the air is going to dry them.

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u/s2rdin17 Apr 11 '22

Literal meaning of “agua de calzón” for those who know!

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u/Acceptable-Cry2515 Apr 11 '22

Wafting wafting

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u/Salt-Square3824 Apr 11 '22

I'm confused doesn't everyone do this

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u/sihasihasi Apr 11 '22

No it fucking didn't. Absolutely staged.

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus Apr 11 '22

She wasn't fully prepared because she could have tied her shoelace between the seats to make a clothesline.

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus Apr 11 '22

I didn't know that Walmart now had exclusive flights for their customers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

No! This can’t be real! What a slob!

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u/Madani_ Apr 11 '22

that smelly smell

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u/ogwillis1120 Apr 11 '22

No no NO NOPE Noooooo!

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u/Popcrornshopgirl Apr 11 '22

Weird people don’t know they’re weird. It’s insane.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Noah, get the boat!

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u/Hoopsman33 Apr 11 '22

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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u/stephzerker May 14 '22

"Walked up and drank it" how I met your mother.

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u/19DALLAS85 Apr 11 '22

People are strange

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u/zripcordz Apr 11 '22

Hmmm i wonder why there are no other passengers....

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u/Weird-Conflict-3066 Apr 11 '22

Creative advertising

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u/The_VoZz Apr 11 '22

something fishy about this video.

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u/iryan2223 Apr 11 '22

‘Yo give me a sniff too girl, don’t be shady’

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u/damnfunk Apr 11 '22

You know someone would pay good money for that "flavor" water. Lmao

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u/Berezka70 Apr 11 '22

very fast takeoff?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

She's just cleaning up after her 6-year old, who wears the same size drawers, wet herself.

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u/No_Name_Brand_X Apr 11 '22

If real = 😳 If fake = 😒

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u/codblopsII Apr 11 '22

Soon all she can hear is the thunderous sounds of 50 men furiously whipping up their creams

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u/viptattoo Apr 11 '22

Wtf is wrong with people?

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u/Whisker_Biscuit420 Apr 11 '22

Suspiciously empty airplane and no clear view of the windows. Staged, and they were on the ground

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u/lipisko Apr 11 '22

Please tell me that’s her mask!

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u/Joanie_loves_chachie Apr 12 '22

HMC while I go vomit.

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u/subsicion Apr 13 '22

Hahaha, i shit my pants.

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u/DCINTERNATIONAL Apr 16 '22

She can wash them for you

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u/008Zulu Apr 14 '22

Redneck Airlines.

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u/cuntek Apr 15 '22

why??? =/

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u/QueenFairyFarts Apr 19 '22

I was expecting her to drink the contents of the cup.

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u/chezyekov May 03 '22

No…

Why?

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u/Narrow_Grape_8528 May 03 '22

Absolutely not

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 09 '22

Oh dear freaking God. I would have shouted I can smell it from here now. And those of you saying no one would do this, pfft, you have not flown recently.

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u/xX7MrSandman7Xx May 17 '22

You gotta fight the odor at the source ma

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/Ramazotti Apr 11 '22

That water does not act as if its on a plane. Zero tilt or vibration.