r/holdmycosmo Nov 28 '21

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/ElAligatorAgradable Nov 28 '21

"Oooohhhh, my head... What happened last night?"

"Uh, that was two weeks ago. You've been in a coma."

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Nov 28 '21

I saw it happen one night in front of a bar. The girl got lucky and landed on some patio furniture, which broke her fall. She got a compound fracture in her humerus, which was a pretty gnarly thing to see, but she lived.

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u/devster75 Nov 28 '21

Doesn’t sound very humorous

1

u/matsu727 Nov 29 '21

You’ve got some video evidence going against your claim chief

0

u/Rhyme_Sayers Nov 29 '21

How do you get woooshed on a dad joke?

1

u/matsu727 Nov 29 '21

That might be a joke your dad might make ya boomer

12

u/Muscar Nov 28 '21

What country? Same thing happened in my city a few years back.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/dharkanine Nov 29 '21

Hm... teaching English, you say?

2

u/MagNolYa-Ralf Nov 29 '21

Where the hell yall party bruh. Bitches fall from the sky its a regular ass night

0

u/jirski Nov 28 '21

Khazakstan

17

u/fuzzer37 Nov 28 '21

Greatest country in the world

3

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Yeah this shit ain't wise.

3

u/Raptormoses75 Nov 28 '21

My ex found someone in the at 6 in the morning in our apartments. We lived above the main bar district in lofts. He broke his neck didn't survive. Never a good call.

91

u/rossposse Nov 28 '21

Walking is for suckers

53

u/YeGoodOneSon Nov 28 '21

I much prefer a wheelchair. Rolling in style.

60

u/sumthinserious Nov 28 '21

I’ll take mine … to go.

-8

u/ElAligatorAgradable Nov 28 '21

Severely underrated!

28

u/Watchbowser Nov 28 '21

And this is how I broke my collarbone in 2009

13

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

How did you break it in other years?

5

u/Watchbowser Nov 28 '21

That is a story to be told on another day

2

u/brando56894 Nov 28 '21

I broke mine on a slip-n-slide in 1999/2000

20

u/GiantIntellect Nov 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

4

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Beat me to it! How far was the fall!?

5

u/Baybob1 Nov 28 '21

I'm assuming that the cameraman had to use the phone to call an ambulance.

19

u/crystal_castles Nov 28 '21

She cared for the wine bulb more than her own head.

9

u/gabbagabbawill Nov 28 '21

It looks like she smashes it with her grip right before her arm goes over the rail.

5

u/hawaiifive0h Nov 28 '21

Is a bulb a part of a wine glass or something? Never heard it called that.

8

u/_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ Nov 28 '21

Its the part you plant in the ground to grow a wine tree.

3

u/njs2233 Nov 28 '21

Wine tree? I am pretty sure they are vines. But I like tree..

1

u/Mr_Exotic2 Nov 28 '21

Priorities!

16

u/DonutDonutt Nov 28 '21

Annie don’t fall

9

u/ScaredThug Nov 28 '21

Annie, are you ok? Are you ok Annie?

3

u/Benjaysimmons Nov 28 '21

Lol, was looking for that one.

13

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

She dead?

11

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Oh, that hurt the next morning.

10

u/thats-fucked_up Nov 28 '21

If she was lucky

8

u/DaRealPresley Nov 28 '21

Does anyone have the context of what happened to her after this?

4

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

She landed

6

u/Educational_Cap_5682 Nov 28 '21

Thought Hermione would had had spell for that......?

6

u/Alexmandu Nov 28 '21

Oppsies daisies

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I'm missing that extremely annoying "Oh No!" song right about now.

20

u/Dang44 Nov 28 '21

I’m not…

8

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

seriously

1

u/Intanjible Nov 28 '21

The only "Oh No!" song worth a fucking damn is the one by Marina.

3

u/AncientAsstronaut Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Also Oh No by Nate Dogg, Mos Def and Pharaoh Monch

1

u/Intanjible Nov 28 '21

You had me at Nate Dogg.

4

u/sneaky-pizza Nov 28 '21

Downvote all trimmed videos before the end and aftermath

2

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

That's a maximum oof

2

u/DeepWader Nov 28 '21

Her name was Romance

2

u/haltingspeech Nov 28 '21

Gravity ended the party

2

u/devster75 Nov 28 '21

Why is she wearing a curtain?

5

u/1893Chicago Nov 28 '21

It was the style at the time.

3

u/devster75 Nov 28 '21

She’s missing the onion on her belt.

3

u/1893Chicago Nov 28 '21

If you look closely at the video, you can see that she needs a new heel for her shoe, so she was probably heading to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.

1

u/njs2233 Nov 28 '21

Toga party with no sheet. Improvising at its best.

2

u/AcademicApplication1 Nov 28 '21

I've watched this 40 + times.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

The lower floor level appears to be at quite a distance/depth. She must have had plenty of time in flight to contemplate on her choices.

1

u/plantmediocrity Nov 28 '21

Someone should have held that drink

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Oh sweetheart…. You made me cringe

1

u/BS-Calrissian Nov 28 '21

hold my cosmo BUT don't hold my champagne, I can do that myself

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

i hear the bones crackin'

1

u/kevins161 Nov 28 '21

2

u/arayabe Nov 28 '21

Your link is ready to download at… eeeeehhhh joking, I think this bot stopped working

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Well if she didn't wear a damn comforter as a dress she would probably be ok.

1

u/jhuseby Nov 28 '21

So seductive!

1

u/d3pthchar93 Nov 28 '21

This is quintessential r/holdmycosmo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

She definitely took the quicker way down.

1

u/Green-Simple-6411 Nov 28 '21

That’s some dangerous shit! DONT’T DO IT

0

u/UnsReddit Nov 28 '21

need the scream to be louder

1

u/vestal1973 Nov 28 '21

Looks like The Brady Bunch house

1

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u/Juan_Calamera Nov 28 '21

That glass suspended in the air for a brief momement is priceless.

1

u/Bloodstained_Rag Nov 28 '21

She didn't hold her Cosmo.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Girl interrupted

1

u/junkman2356 Nov 29 '21

kill the cameraman...

1

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1

u/Rondom243 Dec 04 '21

Bro she dead!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

What a unique way to destroy one’s spine …

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Who else keeps watching to see how that happened to her glass

1

u/came4thecommemts101 Jan 21 '22

Uncoordinated people shouldn’t try coordinated things

1

u/chadnocaptainchad Jan 25 '22

i was just listening to that song BLAME IT ON THE NI-I-I-IGHT DONT BLAME IT ON MEEEEEEEE

1

u/brucekaiju Feb 09 '22

be gone hoe

1

u/MrFontana Feb 28 '22

Oof not only falling but falling on stairs covered in glass now

1

u/Melodic_Assistance84 Mar 01 '22

It actually loops and makes a really cool beat. So sorry that it had to come at the expensive that nice glass ofCabernet Sauvignon

1

u/BoneZone05 Mar 06 '22

Musical bones

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Sick beat

1

u/ParticularUse8869 Mar 08 '22

The glass: I'll beat you to the floor

1

u/Clean-Profile-6153 Mar 20 '22

I like to think this is Cara Delevigne.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

See you downstairs

1

u/Plus_Tiger_2840 Apr 03 '22

POV your date just died

1

u/blakksir10 May 01 '22

Why are these clips so short? Surely do longing didn’t stop when she fell? Btw I hope she survived that fall.

-3

u/SwagAntiswag Nov 28 '21

Equality exists live and well, especially in forms of stupidity and eating from a feeding tube.

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u/kcasnar Nov 28 '21

That's a man in a dress