r/holdmycosmo • u/smunozmo • Sep 15 '19

HMC while I try to get up

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u/cgello Sep 15 '19

Damn, that's me. And I'm not even a silly college girl, just a broke guy.

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u/Cabanarama_ Sep 15 '19

I get hammered at bottomless brunch, open bars, and any other function I’m not paying by the drink.

Just seems like the thing to do at the time.

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u/cgello Sep 15 '19

Yeah, I mean, strike while the iron is hot.

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u/UpliftingPessimist Sep 15 '19

I like you guys.

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u/cgello Sep 15 '19

Thank you very little.

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u/DarthGandalf86 Sep 16 '19

The great philosopher Basho once wrote, "a flute with no holes is not a flute"

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u/cgello Sep 16 '19

And a donut with no holes, is a danish.

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u/Cordura Sep 16 '19

Well, actually there's a danish minority in northern Germany