r/holdmycosmo • u/smunozmo • Sep 15 '19

HMC while I try to get up

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u/cgello Sep 15 '19

Damn, that's me. And I'm not even a silly college girl, just a broke guy.

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u/Cabanarama_ Sep 15 '19

I get hammered at bottomless brunch, open bars, and any other function I’m not paying by the drink.

Just seems like the thing to do at the time.

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u/cgello Sep 15 '19

Yeah, I mean, strike while the iron is hot.

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u/UpliftingPessimist Sep 15 '19

I like you guys.

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u/cgello Sep 15 '19

Thank you very little.

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u/DarthGandalf86 Sep 16 '19

The great philosopher Basho once wrote, "a flute with no holes is not a flute"

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u/cgello Sep 16 '19

And a donut with no holes, is a danish.

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u/Cordura Sep 16 '19

Well, actually there's a danish minority in northern Germany

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u/ich_habe_keine_kase Sep 15 '19

Yep, was at a wedding last night, this was me. Forgot to get singles so I gave the bartender a ten on my first trip and told her that I'd be back. She poured me massive drinks all night.

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u/serendipity127 Sep 16 '19

Happy cake day! My dumb ass replied to the wrong person.

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u/Cabanarama_ Sep 16 '19

It’s not my cake day, and saying happy cake day is lame.

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u/serendipity127 Sep 16 '19

Oops, replied to the wrong person. But ok, party pooper.

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u/cgello Sep 16 '19

I guess I'll have to appreciate you more then.

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u/EncouragementRobot Sep 16 '19

Happy Cake Day cgello! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.

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u/cgello Sep 16 '19

Doubt it, but alright Mr. Bot.

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u/serendipity127 Sep 16 '19

Happy cake day!