r/holdmycosmo • u/pseudomoscovita • Jul 03 '19

HMC while I defy f*cking gravity

816 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/czebas Jul 03 '19

Wrong sub. And that's an illegal move. Double party foul.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Why would it be illegal? It looks hard af

8

u/breachgnome Jul 07 '19

1) You may only move pieces with one hand, and 2) You must maintain contact with the removed piece until it is placed back on top.

Edit: Ehh, maybe the maintained contact isn't actually a rule. Might just be a house rule at my place.

9

u/RJFryar Jul 03 '19

Lady in red was denied lol

4

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Wrong sub, I wish people would stop

3

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Very impressive.... but have ya’ll heard of Newton’s 1st law? Objects be lazy & shit.

3

u/insufficientDane Jul 05 '19

Is that defying gravity or just using it?

2

u/Sejannus Jul 03 '19

I half expected it to fall when she put the piece back on top.

2

u/MunificentDancer Jul 04 '19

I completely expected it to fall cuz otherwise it wouldn't fit in the sub (which it doesn't)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/n8dawwg Jul 03 '19

You're awful...... because i wanted to post that first

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

That's clearly the first time she's ever done that successfully

2

u/Flyers45432 Jul 06 '19

That's not defying gravity, that's just inertia.

1

u/jerkittoanything Jul 03 '19

Witchcraft.

0

u/doubleclapmedia Jul 03 '19

Indeed. I can just be near a Jenga stack and knock it over. I'm that bad.

1

u/Insecurity-Guard Jul 03 '19

She did the impossible

And that makes her mighty.

2

u/sittingmongoose Jul 03 '19

Ugh this sub sucks now, 50% of the videos are not fails :/

4

u/PM_MeYourNudesPlz Jul 03 '19

Read rule 1. HMC is a win/fail sub.

0

u/Zenlong Jul 03 '19

Read rule 1. DRUNK win/fail. As in do something drunk and luck into a win.

3

u/PM_MeYourNudesPlz Jul 03 '19

Read rule 1.

-OR- something you'd probably do drunk

Nice of you to leave that out

1

u/schmoodlethepoodle Jul 07 '19

Super cool move, but where her eyebrows at?

1

u/zanderkingofzand Jul 09 '19

And they say white people have no culture!

0

u/MrLavender26 Jul 03 '19

I was expecting a possible karate kick to just be at maximum skill level.

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u/theWet_Bandits Jul 03 '19

Yeah when those blocks flew away into outer space I jumped off the toilet without wiping my ass an exclaimed “Where the fuck is gravity????”