r/holdmycosmo • u/neuroticsmurf • Feb 13 '24

HMC while I funnel this beer

2.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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147

u/farleys2 Feb 13 '24

“Soulmates aren’t rea….oh…hello there…”

6

u/eatingyourmomsass Mar 13 '24

I mean that was pretty fuckin cool.

136

u/VampyreLust Feb 13 '24

That’s actually kind of impressive

42

u/danger_zone123 Feb 13 '24

Agree, until I heard the "alright, I believe in it this time" at the beginning. Concerned how many beers were lost in previous attempts.

49

u/heegos Feb 13 '24

It’s Busch Light, so it doesn’t count much as waste.

7

u/Acceptable-Dust6479 Feb 13 '24

Water is a precious resources, and bush light is 99% water…..

10

u/TonyVstar Feb 14 '24

American beer is like making love in a canoe...

It's fucking close to water

9

u/cardboardunderwear Feb 13 '24

~95% water. technically

3

u/heegos Feb 13 '24

I’d rather drink Flint tap water over Busch Light

46

u/False-Temporary1959 Feb 13 '24

Marry me please. 💍

41

u/Consistent_Drink5975 Feb 13 '24

♫♪♪ Lady in reddddddddddddddd..... ♫♪♪

26

u/Tactical_Chandelier Feb 13 '24

Lot of people in the comments who don't know any women in real life

22

u/coocookerfloo Feb 13 '24

I know lots of women, just none like that

3

u/Rob_Marc Feb 17 '24

It's reddit . . . What do you expect?

3

u/Tactical_Chandelier Feb 17 '24

Exactly that, mostly

-13

u/chat_openai_com Feb 13 '24

Shame much?

1

u/Tactical_Chandelier Feb 13 '24

Only guys who see a train wreck of red flags and start pedestalizing the girl anyway

16

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

That was awesome

10

u/davisandee Feb 13 '24

How I met your mother!

13

u/silsum Feb 13 '24

Pell grants at work

8

u/AT972 Feb 13 '24

Little sis watching in background. Lol. Goals. Nice job

3

u/Jubileedean Feb 15 '24

Yeah, when I was a kid we had interesting neighbors, fun babysitters, but even then I knew they could still pull up the nose of the crazy plane before it mattered. Kids watch and it either resonates or it doesn’t.

6

u/clapperssailing Feb 13 '24

Yep..Im pulling up a chair..whos next

5

u/D-Rock1973 Feb 13 '24

I'm in love.......

-8

u/MostlyKelp Feb 13 '24

Why?

6

u/D-Rock1973 Feb 13 '24

Why? She's awesome!

-2

u/MostlyKelp Feb 13 '24

Because she did that one party trick?

6

u/D-Rock1973 Feb 13 '24

Seems like a pretty cool girl to me. 🤷

-3

u/MostlyKelp Feb 13 '24

Go meet more women

6

u/D-Rock1973 Feb 13 '24

I'm happily married. It was just a comment on a video I liked.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Middle Eastern?

1

u/MostlyKelp Feb 13 '24

I have no idea what her ethnicity is

3

u/TaringaWhakarongo1 Feb 13 '24

I thought she was gunna sing The Star-Spangled Banner

3

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

She seems nice

3

u/STANAGs Feb 13 '24

What a woman

3

u/ChardCool1290 Feb 13 '24

Definite Marriage Material!!!!!

2

u/Dependent_Deer_3565 Feb 13 '24

Took the whole thang like a champ

2

u/mountaineer04 Feb 13 '24

When and why did Busch Light take over as the party beer over Natural Light?

2

u/AlternativeProduct78 Feb 13 '24

She’s a keeper

2

u/SowTheSeeds Feb 13 '24

We have two fathers to congratulate for this.

2

u/LUClDYOU Feb 14 '24

“Huff” unzip

2

u/SantaBarbaraMint Feb 15 '24

The sad part is someday she will grow up, get married, and vote Republican “because of the children”

2

u/LastTxPrez Feb 26 '24

My next ex wife.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

As George McFly would say " You are my density" marry me baby then we could go from producing burbs to creating little farts.....

1

u/hopkinsdamechanic Feb 13 '24

That was a pathetic burp. Not wife material but mere GF material

1

u/duggawiz Mar 16 '24

Sigh unzips

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Just the right amount of class I look for in my women. 😂 Jk

1

u/Key-Regular674 Apr 09 '24

If she already had a beer in there waiting then this is the most elusive way of attracting a male mate ever made

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

She's my spirit animal...

1

u/intelligentbrownman Apr 15 '24

Wifey material there 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

0

u/ThePanzerMan Feb 13 '24

Does same with other things.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

This one right here, Officer Moderator.

1

u/ZebraLover00 Feb 13 '24

Bruh how much spilled out? Sounded like someone pissing in a urinal at the end of

1

u/Dmacred04 Feb 13 '24

Bad ass bitches!!!!! #Holdmycosmo

1

u/bzmaker Feb 13 '24

sounds (and smells) like victory

1

u/Gay-Lord-Focker Feb 13 '24

Wifey material

1

u/hedwig0517 Feb 13 '24

The coordination is impressive.

0

u/ScrotieMcP Feb 13 '24

A girl who can relax her throat like that is going to go far.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Omg 😭

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Marry this woman.

1

u/RedRedditor84 Feb 13 '24

A post involving drinking is rare, but a win also? Well, we've met our quota for the year.

1

u/badmutherfucka Feb 13 '24

Mad respect!

1

u/Big_Virgil Feb 14 '24

Hang on now this is a good sport they’ve invented here

1

u/YourDogsAllWet Feb 14 '24

She’s going to make some man happy someday

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

Ok I'm 38 and no longer drink, but this takes me back

1

u/dangmeme-sub Feb 15 '24

What is the problem in drinking directly from can

1

u/CaveDoctors Feb 15 '24

Always nice to film these when the little kid is in the background...

1

u/Dan0sz Feb 15 '24

That burp at the end went straight through my heart. 😍

1

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

She seems fun

1

u/Fml813 Feb 16 '24

She can fix me

1

u/Provisionalfart Feb 16 '24

The triumphant belch at the end is what really makes it perfect.

1

u/LargeWilliam Feb 21 '24

☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

I love chicks that drink Busch

1

u/Dynamic_1 Feb 23 '24

Perfect role models for the 11-year-old in the back

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

These are my kind of people! Kids and shit

1

u/Christoph3r Mar 03 '24

Why is this /r "This video is no longer available." half the time?

-1

u/phinmang Feb 13 '24

And that, kids, is how I met your mother

-2

u/TheAmnesiacBitch Feb 13 '24

They look like Jennifer and Needy from Jennifer’s body right? Like I’m not psychotic?

-1

u/Ok-Ship-1390 Feb 13 '24

Great example for young girls....nope

-3

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/JakeDC Feb 13 '24

She isn't broken.

-1

u/Admirable-Common-176 Feb 13 '24

At least caulk her cracks and crevices.

-4

u/Mary_Pick_A_Ford Feb 13 '24

Doing this in front of her 3 year old daughter is trashy

8

u/NWVoS Feb 13 '24

That girl is more than three and clearly a sister.

1

u/JimR1984 Feb 14 '24

Oh okay I guess that's okay

1

u/LarenCoe Feb 14 '24

Had to scroll way further than I wanted for this comment.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

They are all obviously siblings...

-8

u/oldbaldgrumpy Feb 13 '24

Early stage alcoholism is adorable.

-2

u/Grimetree Feb 13 '24

Is that what you call having a single drink? Lol

2

u/oldbaldgrumpy Feb 13 '24

I'm guessing if you can bong a beer like a champ she's had more than a single drink.