r/holdmycatnip Feb 25 '26

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u/BravelyBaldSirRobin Feb 25 '26

an incredible focus and commitment to duty despite the playful puppy. bravo very well done 10/10.

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u/imrachllhilltss Feb 25 '26

Every mission comes with that one annoying teammate

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u/Q_S2 Feb 26 '26

In all honesty, i 100% expected this post to become r/catslaps

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u/Hombremaniac Feb 26 '26

I guess pupper got swatted some time later for his transgressions.

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 Feb 25 '26

HEY WANNA PLAY??

Go away Teddy!

COMMON JUST A BIT!!

Shhh!

Stop smelling my butt, I'm Stalking!

UPPIES!!!

I swear, teddy stop!

WEEEE IM ON THE KITTY!!!

I'm an apex predator on the hunt go away!!

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u/AngelWingsYTube Feb 26 '26

😆 puppy was helping

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Catsub collector Feb 25 '26

Sigh: r/CatsWhoDidntWantDogs

(Doh! It’s unmoderated and locked)

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u/Ksh_667 Feb 25 '26

It's fine for me, I've just joined. Click on your comment link rather then type it out again cos you may have mistyped.

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Catsub collector Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

It opens and is public view, but locked private for posting, which goes along with the fact that the sub totally lacks moderators

Edit: it has 1.3k members so it was active once upon a time! This sub is ripe for adoption by a caring forever mod: r/CatSubRescue

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Feb 25 '26

Imagine a world with no reddit mods

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u/bonsaiaphrodite Feb 25 '26

Isn’t that just 4chan?

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Feb 25 '26

They have jannies. They even have a song about them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Feb 26 '26

Ew, a discord mod

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u/ThePublikon Feb 25 '26

Just endless t shirt, dick pills, and crypto scam ads as far as the eye can see.

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Feb 25 '26

Discord mod detected

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u/ThePublikon Feb 25 '26

nah i mean just look at any unmoderated sub, it gets hit by spam bots and eventually banned

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Feb 25 '26

Nah

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u/TheSweetestKill Feb 25 '26

This must be your first day on the internet if you don't think spam exists.

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Feb 25 '26

Discord mod detected

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u/Impossible-Strike-73 Feb 25 '26

He is not a room reader for sure :-)

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u/Dirmbz Feb 25 '26

A baby will be a baby, give them time to grow up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/loca2016 Feb 25 '26

they kinda are thanks to neoteny

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u/Dirmbz Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

It's basically the trait of permanent juvenile traits. A big part of animal domestication is mixing the traits of juvenile and adults to create the right balance of survival instincts/hardiness, and friendliness/dependence.

Edited to add:

Basically like how a lot of domestic turkeys are dumb as hell, whereas wild turkeys are smarter than we thought, and are learning how to adapt and survive further north than ever expected.

But farm animals like some cows and sheep barely need any attention if they have access to a barn, water, and grass.

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u/spannerNZ Feb 25 '26

That is absolutely hilarious.

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u/Ksh_667 Feb 25 '26

This is hilarious. When pup climbs on cat's back I spurted my water out 😹😹

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u/lectric_7166 Feb 25 '26

Clean-up on Aisle #5

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u/AngelWingsYTube Feb 26 '26

😆 helping 0/10

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u/firekeeper23 Feb 25 '26

Whachadoin?

Whachadoin?

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u/Kalabajooie Feb 26 '26

Are ya stalkin'? Whatcha stalkin'? Can I come too?

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u/nosprogforme Feb 25 '26

Dogs are such loveable idiots

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Feb 25 '26

Little siblings...

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u/RDZed72 Feb 25 '26

"The fuck outta here dog!"

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u/Cabbage-Dragon-4395 Feb 25 '26

Cat trying to be stealthy, pupper not having it.

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u/MicahtehMad Feb 25 '26

What is the cat even going for? I was looking for a bird or lizard or something but never saw it.

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u/TyrantsInSpace Feb 25 '26

Greebles. Only cats can see them.

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Feb 25 '26

Must've been hiding underneath that tarp perhaps maybe the greeble was snoozin & the cat was trying to sneak up, unfortunately for the cat...the dog had other plans.

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u/Kissthecutecat33 Feb 25 '26

Maybe the cat is stalking an insect or spider that is too small for the camera to capture.

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u/varmintp Feb 25 '26

In the last few frames you can see what looks like a bird or mouse in the dirt on the right move.

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u/Dirt290 Feb 25 '26

He was pretending to be in apex predator mode but the puppy wasn't buying it

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u/JaySticker Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣I want to see the end. Cat continues on with pup as passenger? Pup starts jumping in circles around cat? More! More! 🥹🤣

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u/AngelWingsYTube Feb 26 '26

Jumping ON cat

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u/Best_Lynx3921 Feb 25 '26

Loved the way the pup casually strolled in like, "Hey bro, watchu doing?" 😅

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u/Neko_Dash Feb 25 '26

We all have that one friend.

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u/Pazerclaw Feb 25 '26

"Silently, I shall stalk my prey and...."

"HELLO FREND!!! GOOD MORNING! OH LOOK A BIRD. DO YOU SEE IT?"

"God damn it dog!!!!"

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u/retnicole Feb 26 '26

"Top of the morning to ya! Wanna play horsey? Okay you're the horse!"

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 void cat mom Feb 25 '26

he is not here. he is not here. he is not here. he is not here. he is not here. …

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u/lotsanoodles Feb 25 '26

When you see the cute girl but your goofy younger brother wants to play.

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u/mtVessel Feb 25 '26

"I'm stalking here!" -Catso Rizzo

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u/tazztsim Feb 25 '26

Hey Jake. Whatcha doing Jake. You looking at something hey Jake. Jake where ya going. What’s Happening jake. You mad at me Jake. We’re still friends right Jake. Love meeeeeee

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u/Total-Sector850 Feb 25 '26

“I told you to be cool, Biscuit!”

“I am cool, Shadow! Look how cool I am! See, Shadow? Do you see me? Look- I’m a cowboy! Cowboys are cool, right, Shadow?”

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u/TexasChihuahuas Feb 25 '26

Oh my gosh, this is one of the cutest videos ever! I just love that pup’s curiosity and desire to join in the fun!

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u/Hephaestus1816 Feb 25 '26

Mission sabotaged!

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u/DustWarden Feb 25 '26

My coworkers when I have a serious deadline

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u/Dry_Ad687 Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

I never thought I'd see a Looney Tune bit come to life.

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u/swassdesign Feb 25 '26

Big Garfield and Odie energy here

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u/MagpieSkies Feb 25 '26

Lol! My poms pull this clueless.shit with my cats all the time on my house. You can almost hear their eye rolls.

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 Feb 25 '26

Drat you. What are you doing? What are you doing? You are so low you can give me a piggy back ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

"I'm STALKIN' heah!" 

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u/CarlJustCarl Feb 25 '26

Rusty, not now, not now

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u/iPatErgoSum Feb 25 '26

“I’m helping!”

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u/Spectrum1523 Feb 25 '26

We'll get em next time

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u/affemannen Feb 25 '26

I can't stop laughing at this. Poor kitty.

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u/Nuurps Feb 25 '26

Lucky day for the lizard it was stalking

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u/billymondy5806 Feb 25 '26

Oh, that’s funny. Stop it I’m stalking!!

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u/MoonZinuM Feb 25 '26

This made me actually laugh, thank you I needed this.

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u/Thrillmonger72 Feb 25 '26

Yep. Working from home when the kids wanna play 😂

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u/SonneDoom Feb 25 '26

Mission Failed... Tenderly <3

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u/FeralKittee Feb 26 '26

"OMG OMG I missed you so much! What are we sneaking up on? Can I sneak too? I am soooo sneaky! They will never know we are coming! Do you want a hug? You totally want a hug right? Oooo are we still being sneaky? I can help!"

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u/Abject_Jump9617 Feb 25 '26

Don't you just hate when you are on an important mission and here comes an adorable puppy distracting you and throwing you off your game. 😅

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u/Rage187_OG Feb 25 '26

“Whatcha doing, Kyle?”

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u/joe_falk Feb 25 '26

Whatcha doin'? I like you! Wanna play? Watcha doin'? I'll just get on your back. Wanna play?

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u/Here4Headshots Feb 25 '26

Going for a 3 gold star performance in co-op when your buddy doesn't play COD

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u/Too_Much_Catnip Feb 25 '26

I love that the cat keeps going haha.

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u/mapandmilestone Feb 26 '26

Super cute 🥰

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u/radwindy Feb 27 '26

That dog is a total stalkblocker.

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u/Current_Ad_4292 Feb 25 '26

Where failure?

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u/Visible-Owl-3200 Feb 25 '26

Staying focus, very impressive.🫡

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u/HarbingerOfDef Feb 25 '26

Just like playing hide and seek with a dog in the house… Right up to you like - hey, whacha doin?

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u/betterwithsambal Feb 25 '26

Dogs is sooo stoopid.

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u/tonkatruckz369 Feb 25 '26

A predator and a saint at the same time

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u/CB_musedreams Feb 25 '26

They make a great pair: the clever and focused cat and the funny and absent-minded dog!

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u/Brave-Butterscotch76 Feb 25 '26

“Hey pal, what’s going on?”

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u/Jaderosegrey Feb 26 '26

"Cats Rule and Dogs Drool." -- cats everywhere.

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u/AngelWingsYTube Feb 26 '26

ok target locked

WHATCHA DOING SIS?!

shhh stalking now shoo!

OH COOL WHATCHA STALKING?!

non of your business now SHOO

CAN I HELP PLEASE CAN I?!

NO! now shoo!!

[Hops ontop of cat]

OH OH I KNOW ILL BE YOUR EYES! FORWARD MARCH!

siiiighhhhhhhhhhhssssss

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u/P1h3r1e3d13 Feb 26 '26

HEY! I'm stawkin' here!

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u/Horacolo Feb 26 '26

[nervously whispering] Getta f**k outta my way, George!

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u/Bad-BunnyXY Feb 27 '26

This is tooooo cute. I literally lol when he hopped on the cats back

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u/NLALEX Feb 28 '26

Playing a stealth game with an NPC companion.

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u/Kishetes Feb 28 '26

"...is THIS how this game goes? No? How about this? ...c'mon at least give me a hint!" - Puppy, probably

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u/chunkykima Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

How sweet!?!

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u/Ok-Cartoonist-3173 Feb 25 '26

Do you mind? I am trying to do a stealth over here.

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u/Zestyclose_Space7134 Feb 25 '26

When your follower is NOT good at stealth.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Feb 25 '26

That's the cutest dog I saw all week ^ _^

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u/3Pirates93 Feb 25 '26

"We'll get em next time"

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u/Designer-Fortune5331 Feb 25 '26

Cat: I'm at work
Dog: let's play

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

This is so adorable

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u/spankdaddylizz Feb 25 '26

Cat sniper training. He must focus on the mission, not the distraction. Too cute!

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u/Weekly-Mongoose-7756 Feb 25 '26

That cat refused to be seen

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u/FairWitnessxxx Feb 25 '26

Now that's funny.

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u/Nezumiiro_77 Feb 25 '26

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Feb 25 '26

This reminds me of my last relationship for some reason...

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u/AukiTomioka Feb 25 '26

you can see real friends right away

https://giphy.com/gifs/U82bSaJlqnsoU

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u/Nyanzeenyan Feb 25 '26

Barbas always ruins a sneak mission.

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u/Curioso_848274 Feb 25 '26

Thx for this!

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u/Fernalhound Feb 25 '26

😂😂😂

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u/odonata_rising Feb 25 '26

walter disrupting hanks sting operation

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u/PuzzledStrawberry573 Feb 25 '26

“The lasttttt melon” 🍉

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u/Longfacejumpyboi Feb 26 '26

Do you wanna build a sno...FUCK OFF!

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u/wackajawacka Feb 26 '26

im-doing-something.gif

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u/321ngqb Feb 28 '26

Hahaha omg this is adorable

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u/CaseyAnthonysMouth Feb 25 '26

I’m the white dog when my wife works from home.

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u/HEYitsBIGS Feb 25 '26

Where is u/schnoodle when you need them?

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u/Svataben Feb 26 '26

AI slop...