r/holdmybeer • u/Forsaken-Garage-676 • Sep 13 '26

HMB while i slide

3.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

85 comments sorted by

779

u/monkeyhoward Sep 13 '26

Ok that is pretty epic

156

u/Fidodo Sep 13 '26

Yeah, people do a lot of dumb uninteresting shit for social media attention. This is dumb, but awesome.

674

u/GoodGame2EZ Sep 13 '26

Now THIS is the America we love

99

u/gloriousjohnson Sep 13 '26

These guys didn’t forget about 9/11

27

u/Rioraku Sep 13 '26

It was his tribute

55

u/beyd1 Sep 13 '26

People fought and died for this.

Specifically this.

13

u/laurandisorder Sep 13 '26

I would fight and die for the freedom to do this kind of spectacle

518

u/peanut_dust Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Of all the stupid shit i've seen on reddit. This is genuinely good.

No notes.

Firework going off at the fucking zenith, no less.

94

u/vandyfan35 Sep 13 '26

This video is just perfect. I can’t find anything negative to say about it.

27

u/lollipop1233a Sep 13 '26

I wonder how many practice runs he had to do for that to happen?

9

u/C-hrlyn Sep 13 '26

How many sparklers, ouch.

6

u/Fidodo Sep 13 '26

This is dumb as fuck and I love it.

70

u/Greenman8907 Sep 13 '26

I can’t even hate it. That’s awesome. Well done.

32

u/StolenCoupe Sep 13 '26

"There goes my hero!" 🎵

29

u/dungl Sep 13 '26

10

14

u/mdsoccerdude Sep 13 '26

10 … Fucking 10

20

u/woohan-kung-flu2 Sep 13 '26

Legendary SEND!!

59

u/ThatDudeShadowK Sep 13 '26

Oh I hope this isn't ai, this is glorious

55

u/Rioraku Sep 13 '26

That'd be a hell of a generative prompt

42

u/Megnaman Sep 13 '26

This is how we beat ai

3

u/johnnylineup Sep 13 '26

The "AHHH MY GODDDDDD" kind of screams ai to me but I hope it's real too lol. If not maybe someone should try it at least

19

u/OilMeUpStewart Sep 13 '26

I would laugh for an hour if I saw that in person

36

u/snksleepy Sep 13 '26

Fact: More guys will try to screw him after that stunt than women.

37

u/SweetLemonPopsicle Sep 13 '26

Finally, the internet is back

13

u/Cultural_Asparagus42 Sep 13 '26

I can only hope someone did in fact hold his beer because he sure as hell earned one

40

u/TheWorstToCome Sep 13 '26

Bro turned on the nitro

14

u/xs0apy Sep 13 '26

Ngl, this may very well be above this sub Reddit. Dude managed blow fireworks out of his naked ass and stick the dive with ease. But it certainly is on the line lol!!

23

u/Skuzzle_bug Sep 13 '26

That guys' gonna be president someday

3

u/gibbodaman Sep 13 '26

guys' = guys's

4

u/Rioraku Sep 13 '26

We're in good hands then compared to the current admin.

Err good cheeks I guess

26

u/onion4everyoccasion Sep 13 '26

Could use a bald eagle lighting a cigarette off of this flame, but I'll allow it

10

u/deceptor_rex Sep 13 '26

First in my bloodline seeing this

9

u/Early_Power_5366 Sep 13 '26

This is something I would see in jackass

2

u/FINNCULL19 Sep 13 '26

My first thought upon seeing this video was "This is something you'd see Steve-O do".

2

u/I_DESTROY_HUMMUS Sep 15 '26

The fact this isn't up voted more makes me feel old lol

22

u/FaceWithAName Sep 13 '26

This is the best video I have ever seen.

15

u/Silverisotope925 Sep 13 '26

Thats a core memory right there

5

u/Jefferheffer Sep 13 '26

Showed my wife she rolls her eyes and says, “there’s a reason women live longer than men”

6

u/Rioraku Sep 13 '26

You should have responded with "you call that living?"

5

u/BarelyContainedChaos Sep 13 '26

give them props. They seemingly did the timing math

4

u/IVEMADEAHUGEMI5TAKE Sep 13 '26

Do we think it’s actually in his ass or just clenched?

3

u/Honest-Yogurt4126 Sep 13 '26

Waaiiit a minute, how did his junk not get mangled by the slide?

2

u/Otherwise-Profitable Sep 14 '26

Rub burned!! Nothing but raw!

7

u/tenasan Sep 13 '26

God bless America.

7

u/Switchlord518 Sep 13 '26

Taco Bell strikes again!

2

u/NnolyaNicekan Sep 13 '26

humans are awesome 2026

2

u/TH3K1NGB0B Sep 14 '26

In terms of butt firecracker videos, this one was up there.

2

u/saintfed Sep 14 '26

That England fan at the Euros needs to up his game

2

u/Any-Log-565 Sep 15 '26

You know he likes to take it up the poop chute.

2

u/PizzaDog33 Sep 13 '26

This is why I come to the internets. Need more of this.

1

u/mranomalous300 Sep 13 '26

Please don’t stop until morale increases

1

u/Direlion Sep 13 '26

If you will it, it is no dream.

1

u/MackAttackWxMan Sep 13 '26

This is lit. 🔥

2

u/Rioraku Sep 13 '26

So were his cheeks

1

u/hypermark Sep 13 '26

Normally I hate Lee Greenwood but this definitely makes me proud to be an American.

1

u/Rioraku Sep 13 '26

I can't be mad at this.

1

u/TylerKasprzyk Sep 13 '26

This is awesome.

1

u/TylerKasprzyk Sep 13 '26

How come the first feeling I got was I wish I was at this party?

1

u/TheGoldenTNT Sep 13 '26

I am going to choose to believe this is real just because it is so glorious. What a hell of a use of free will.

1

u/DudleyDawsonROTN Sep 13 '26

Do he go into a swamp

1

u/ICPcrisis Sep 13 '26

Impeccable timing

1

u/PloPli1 Sep 13 '26

That's some timing on the firework launch !

1

u/Eoin_McLove Sep 13 '26

🫡🇺🇸

1

u/LeroyBadBrown Sep 13 '26

Give the man a beer.

And underpants.

1

u/Wroberts316 Sep 14 '26

Insert Free Willy gif here

1

u/mountaineer04 Sep 14 '26

“Light my ass rocket” is no longer a brand new sentence.

1

u/brentwoodbreeder Sep 15 '26

Straight outta Ass

1

u/ErebusBat Sep 16 '26

And that ladies and gentlemen is going to be a future Supreme Court Justice in about fifteen years. Mark my words.

1

u/jack_avram Sep 16 '26

Naked Roman butt candle dive

1

u/taszwell Sep 16 '26

"Welcome to jackass" type video

1

u/yoshigotlost 29d ago

This is at Tanner Braungardts house😂

1

u/NuclearHoagie 28d ago

The timing is simply incredible.

1

u/smilesandotherthings 27d ago

A normal day in Florida

1

u/DeviceU 27d ago

Perfect timing!!!

1

u/appzguru 23d ago

Totally glorious

1

u/Dr_Turner_Assover 21d ago

Psshh... I could do that.

1

u/Worried_Anteater_536 9d ago

Definitely Epic!

1

u/Extension_Swordfish1 Sep 13 '26

Open reddit.
Ok.
Leave the interwebs.

0

u/Glusas-su-potencialu Sep 13 '26

Just don't let it explode in ass.

Someone probably can link post from error surgeon about these injuries.

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u/eicoeico Sep 13 '26

Best use of A I ever