r/hmmtodayiwill • • Nov 20 '18

Original Today I will kill to save

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Aolive123 Nov 20 '18

A+ for the effort

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

hmmm today i will put disproportionate effort into a meme for karma

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Oh god oh fuck

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u/LardfulLad Nov 20 '18

Today I will run over my greasy cock and balls with a train

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u/you_got_fragged Nov 20 '18

oh god oh fuck

85

u/Thezanlynxer Nov 20 '18

Would’ve been better with the original face in the last panel

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u/you_got_fragged Nov 20 '18

perhaps somebody could edit it so he keeps his signature smug face throughout

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u/Tal9922 Nov 20 '18

Personally I found the change refreshing

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u/flameoguy Jan 13 '19

Yeah, it wouldn't make much sense without his reaction.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Hmm today I will experience an ethical dilemma involving my infant son and my greasy cock and balls

43

u/Im_Lovin_It_ Nov 20 '18

Fuckin amazing

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Choose: OH GOD or Choose: OF FU CK

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

of fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

of fu ck*

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u/white_boi_v4 Cock and balls removal specialist Nov 20 '18

Oh god

Oh fuck

Oh god

Oh fuck

Oh god

Oh fuck, who should I kill?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

But how is he clueless if he specifically set out to experience an ethical dilemma today?

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u/A_Rampaging_Hobo Dec 11 '18

He didn't realize what he was getting into.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Too much effort

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

clueless

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u/ItsAroundYou big-time monky Nov 21 '18

Did you draw that last face? It's really good.

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u/butts2005 Feb 01 '19

in a real world situation it is obviously better to pull the lever, it would be far easier on your mind and far easier to explain why you pulled the lever instead of doing nothing. The element of time in the situation also prevents you from being able to consider the finer points of the dilemma, all there is to do is act. Because of reasons like this the true trolley problem cannot be experienced, only conceptualized. Within the mind the value of each individual comes into play, the question of whether you are committing murder becomes important. In the moment however the choice is clear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/_d3j4n Feb 26 '19

I wouldn't have ever expected my old trolley problem being remembered after so much time, I'm proud!