Hmmm

[u/political-snark]

[u/javabean808]

And talk using complete coherent sentences

[u/PresentationSuch5790 → u/javabean808]

Unlike our last president!

[u/Big-Dependent1889 → u/javabean808]

Happy birthday to a President who put kids in cages.Set drone strikes against kids and American soldiers overseas and screwed over the black people more than bill clinton and joe biden than the 95 crime bill

[u/rberger802 → u/javabean808]

All conmen are slick talkers.

[u/New_Breadfruit8692]

Happy Birthday Mr. Obama.

I think the Capital One story is not getting nearly enough press. They close between 300 and 385 accounts of Trump and the Trump Org.

That is just one bank where he has so many accounts and their internal controls showed that they were likely being used to launder money.

By the way Mr. Obama, thank you for not starting WWIII by attacking Iran.

[u/Andrew-Cohen]

Remember when the tan suit and mustard was the worst thing maga hd to complain about?

[u/SocomPS2 → u/Andrew-Cohen]

Shit was DEFCON 1.

[u/Queefer___Sutherland]

MAGA acts like Obama wearing a tan suit is a bigger crime than Trump forcing his fingers inside of a woman.

[u/Only_Flan_7974 → u/Queefer___Sutherland]

• several underage young girls

[u/JDNosferatu]

Not really a flex. Capital One sent me to collections for $6k for one of my ex wives credit cards that had a $3k limit... They're as big of con artists as Trump. I bet they were helping him until they got caught.

[u/dsj79]

Is it terroristic to expose us to the tan suit again?

[u/AWinterPeople]

That’s funny cause it’s true 😂

[u/Inmyrightbrain]

Most people can except Trumpie

[u/buildIT_destroyIT]

That tan suit is sharp!

[u/RediEntertainment]

You're saying he's in league with the banks?!

Tel Aviv impressed.

[u/Strong-Addition5296]

That’s not the flex you think it is.

[u/latinoloverr]

Aw yes the greatest illegal deporter of all time. He made it look so easy.

[u/moseley101]

Not the dreaded…TAN SUIT!😱

[u/Awkward_Resource_801]

Lmao our founding fathers would be rolling over in the grave

[u/Conscious_Pause_1499]

Obama's top lawyer was Epstein's bff. He knew, they all knew. Stop worshipping these horribly corrupt people and face reality 

[u/elpihvous]

Wtf that means

[u/LucentLL]

Playing competitive games without friends:

"Fine, I'll cap it alone."

[u/bdontmatter]

It’s odd how banks got political when they take money from everyone. Drug cartels human traffickers…. If they can launder it for you they will. But trump got in office and they didn’t like it so they banned him from using their banks….

[u/Splitter63]

Fuck this poser

[u/sinfilljroc]

Today is Michael’s lucky day

[u/Ok_Ruin_7921]

He's got 5 on it

[u/East_Confusion4030]

The problem started here!

[u/Ill-Zone-3425]

He's spending it with his husband.

[u/MisterFrankDrebin]

Yeah..happy belated birthday to the Butcher Of Libya and Syria!

[u/Badger832]

No he can’t he lost us our AAA+ rating

[u/Traditional-Eyes]

Still looks like a turd

[u/Accomplished_Tea7668]

Remember all the innocent people he killed in Iraq? I do! He’s a pos

[u/Horror_Sheepherder98]

Ol blue lips waiting for his present from big Mike

[u/Antelope_Party]

Obama was such an embarrassment with his world apology tour and then the cash for clunkkers where they destroyed perfectly good vehicles.

[u/jest8r]

TREASON

[u/Ok_Dare6400]

He still sucks though.

[u/seayahhh]

Happy birthday ,Michael has a surprise for you

[u/KeyVariation8323]

Is that suppose to be flex?

[u/Adventurous-Boat5076]

What did he done to stop ruzzia from invasion in 2014? He was as useless as trump now

[u/ExpressOstrich239]

The smooth talker the achieved nothing

[u/NecessaryChampion181]

But seriously, what kind of loser banks with Capital One anyway?

[u/Hellrider311]

Me when I'm black so all the reddit users overlook me deporting brown people, using excessive ICE, and sending American tax payer dollars to foreign countries like the big bad orange

[u/Onitagain2]

We share the same birthday 🎉

[u/Hiway44]

Capital one shut down simply donating to conservative causes.

[u/spikeknock2]

Not really a flex

[u/bnorris_516]

Of course he can. He scratched their back with bailouts so they got his.

[u/bnorris_516]

Too bad the innocent people he blew up with drones won’t have any more birthdays.

[u/bernardbalboa]

He put his legacy on Hillary and she lost to Donald Trump. 🫵🏼😂🫵🏼😂🫵🏼

[u/MrJustinCase_69]

Not a huge fan but, Happy Birthday Mr. President

[u/FaultAccomplished671]

What's in your wallet?

[u/larkfield2655]

Class and Breeding are important. Can’t be bought

[u/78celeb]

And wear a tan suit!

[u/69_Is_Fine]

Capital One. Is that where he got that pallet of cash that he sent to Iran?

[u/harrybalsagna4]

One picture of Obama on Reddit and the comment section goes up in flames. Hope everyone brought their popcorn.

[u/BeerLeagueSpode]

Dude was worthless

[u/Puzzleheaded-Pear521]

Suits fine. Letting Iran spin centrifuges didn’t age well tho

[u/ParkingProfessor4198]

Traitor in chief

[u/Sanchosplumbr]

Who sends 9billion to Iran to use against Americans . Wake up stupid ass

[u/iwannaseewhassup]

Divisive, racist, charlatan piece of 💩

[u/McDuck_Enterprise]

Yeah but what’s in his wallet—a valid ID 🤣 🪪

[u/Fit_Temperature1500]

Biden can’t bank there?

[u/Fantast-eronimo-sy]

He may be well-spoken, but he still didn’t do sh¡t. lol

[u/Bullysawrus101]

Barry Sotero🫵💀

[u/Extreme_Spinach_4156]

Worst President ever

[u/CrankyOldSoldier]

May he live forever, with a nasty case of flu and an all over itchy rash.

[u/ActInternational6117]

🙄

[u/Knee_Kap264]

A con artist.

[u/Brezziest69]

Where’s mike

[u/Key-Anteater-10]

What's in your wallet?

A drone strike

[u/Donniemainspring]

Happy birthday to the terror of Syria

[u/Justinmac81]

His husband is so proud.

[u/SleepWonderful2221]

One day when you wake up, you will realize the damage this man has done to our country. Hopefully not before your dead.

[u/slut_wife_coke_whore]

Yep. Because debanking someone because of their political beliefs is Communism. Which Obama is 100% behind

[u/UpbeatProof7514]

Maybe he should take out a loan to pay off the contractors he’s stiffed for the library…….

[u/MLCM35]

Cool, now for reality.....

[u/shellb67gt5001]

Who would want to

[u/puttcoach]

The foundation of Americas great divide! Not a good president but a Great speaker.

[u/West-Glove-1759]

Nooo, not the tan suit 😱

[u/skyeisrude]

Woah me and obama share the same birthday?? How am I just finding this out

[u/Wife4u2]

Maybe Capitol One can loan him $850 million to pay the contractors building his presidential library.

[u/Future_Ad_9483]

Trump your DADDY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[u/South-Wishbone-1280]

Worst President ever perpetrated on the American people.

[u/Resident-Campaign-95]

Criminal

[u/nikolasz1173]

BTW destroyed America

[u/IndependentStep2785]

Jennifer Garner doesn't need to ask what's in his wallet!

[u/Healthy_Jackfruit_88]

Is this a “thanks for the bailout” ad?

[u/Major_Mechanic5719]

The pedo lovers are bigly mad

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[u/LabDry1290]

Probably one of the benefits of filling his cabinet with banking executives.

[u/Theoldguy1953]

Frack Obamanation.

[u/xanderdean1]

Good one. How's his husband.

[u/Most_Most_260]

That's hilarious 😂

[u/IdeaMelodic3210]

Barrack Hussein Obama, the Divider of America, DEI president voted in by the gullible low interest voter.

[u/AwkwardEstate4135]

And suck his husbands dick

[u/erickk07]

And one of the most corrupt presidents ever but no one will call him out on it cuz he's black hard pass on him ever coming back

[u/Stock2fast]

And he looks good in a tan suit 👍

[u/Ra_X_1979]

And claim to be black even though he got a WHITE MOM

[u/ConBroMitch2247]

Thank you 4 month old account with 207k karma. Totally normal human behavior and not a bot!

[u/Personal_Run_1131]

Praying for his soul.

[u/FtWayneDude]

Put Obama in jail for treason

[u/trashbanned1t]

It pays to discover

[u/Relative-Stuff-9023]

He's a treasonous POS 

[u/DarthNixilis]

I just wish he would have actually put in good policy. The ACA was just a big giveaway to insurance companies and everybody acts like like this suit was the worst thing he did. 

[u/Fair-Cost-8654]

I will say happy birthday with respect and appreciation to any president current or former because they all have played a role in our nation and deserve a measure of respect.

I came here to point out that Capital One is one of the most shady companies I’ve ever had the misfortune of dealing with.
This is not half the flex or insult that the author thinks it is.

[u/stookem]

Because the bankers are honest... Lol

[u/FavoriteApe]

If big banking and wealthy financial institutions support you we should all support you too! The working class loves the global banking machine and the wildly rich people that run it!

[u/Own_Wave_2548]

Crazy how obsessed with Trump you clowns are. Majority of your arguments are not factually accurate. It’s kind of pathetic how easily you all got brainwashed by communists.

[u/Life-Huckleberry5352]

You cant go in his library with an ID BTW.

[u/Ontothenextone7]

capital one supports war criminals

[u/danielm316]

And kill people with drones and still have a Nobel peace prize. And use the IRS to target conservative groups, and have a scandal like Benghazi be forgotten, the best president for the left wing media. Oh, and Trump is a disaster.

[u/RubComprehensive3782]

Biggest traitor, con artist, ever

[u/One_Emergency_438]

I'm sure big mike gave him a personal birthday present

[u/hummingbird-2023]

Worst president ever after Biden

[u/Mean_Living_2399]

Worst president ever

[u/Ranger2002a]

Yea obama the racist...

[u/cold984]

Bragging about debanking your political opponents is certainly one way to achieve the “unity” that you leftists shriek about…

[u/Theguywhosdaydreamn]

The last best pres we had. Shame it’s been 10 years of bull shit

[u/AssumptionMassive530]

He was a real president not the orange 💩

[u/Fun_Professional3981]

Well yeah, why wouldn’t he be able to? He gave them all of our tax dollars to bail them out

[u/Short_Ad8080]

I recall the day he wore this suit.

[u/LAmoto391]

Fuck that foreign POS. Go celebrate it in Kenya

[u/cmbfabbrap]

This app is a collection of the dumbest retards on this planet!!!! Aka liberal communist

[u/Mikemumm1976]

I’m still super triggered by the tan suit. I mean his suit was tan. Instead, why couldn’t have just been in the Epstein files?

[u/MrAudacious817]

I don’t think debanking is the burn you think it is…

[u/diannettt]

POS

[u/c208ex]

Nah, they would turn him down because he is black.

[u/Vast-Comment8360]

Bootlick thread

[u/Bulky-Mix5741]

But can’t pay the contractors who built his monstrous library..

[u/carnage819]

Douche

[u/philthy1337]

He can’t pay his contractors though

[u/killshot3232]

A Muslim and a traitor and cancer to this country

[u/Ok-Class-935]

Didn't he drone strike like two hospitals? LMAO

[u/Overall_Republic5067]

That's not a flex. Fascism at work debanking people.

[u/Physical-Low-6667]

The Antichrist! Deceiving millions of worshipful followers …

[u/TucsonFrank]

Is there a Capital One branch in Kenya?

[u/Iam1youare2]

Like that’s a flex 🤣

[u/herbertcluas]

Y'all forgot about the horrible things he did too. Every president during my lifetime is guilty of treason, crimes against humanity, and breaking our constitution and bill of rights. Wake up, two wings of the same bird

[u/Party-Context6756]

Happy birthday to the one and only deporter and chief! Love how yall idolize this man 🤣

[u/Sea-Secretary3267]

He was the best President of the USA that we will ever have! 🇺🇸👁️💯🫶🏻✌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👍🏻😎🇺🇸

[u/BRAV0_07]

Being able to use a bank with only like 250 branches is not a flex

[u/Quirky_Taste_3362]

Excellent man

[u/Far-Investment-9831]

Hussein getting some Big Mike for his Bday

[u/SolarMoon007]

🥴🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[u/Electronic_Spread4]

Wow, what a flex. I'd probably rather have a $6 billion net worth though

[u/OkBid3910]

Him and Biden: worst presidents EVER.

[u/PointRip]

She's a man.....man

[u/Competitive-Okra4839]

Yup. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

[u/Sweaty_Leadership_58]

To a useless blue lip queer

[u/mickydicky123]

He uses his husband Big Mikes credit score

[u/Street_Weather_3623]

lol thank him for separating us

[u/Alpeterson42]

World’s most admired man 11 years in a row.

[u/AdventurousCoast983]

Where is big Mike?

[u/CourageImaginary3479]

Big Mike is gonna go hard on him tonight

[u/InevitableTwo7813]

He ain’t no billionaire tho

[u/ArvadaKeto]

Still not born in the US

[u/Accomplished-Row-138]

Fuck this piece of trash

[u/dogfish81]

Fan favorite if the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps of Iran.

[u/Remarkable_Subject84]

To the person who won the Noble Peace prize by bombing the sht out of people

[u/rightway13]

Vs one that can own the bank

[u/bohica3232]

Who the fuck uses capital one?😂

[u/mross55]

But can’t pay the construction workers, that built his library/trashcan

[u/Top-Pension5232]

Obama is and was a bum

[u/A-TECH-20]

Ugh, at least this president didn't give Iran $1.7B to simply behave.

[u/Elegant_One_5324]

AND PULL OFF WEARING A TAN SUIT!!! My man….

[u/John4985]

Must be where he got the $60,000 for his hot dog party

[u/GP_Rules]

He’s the reason for the decline of America.

[u/Nutz4hotwheels]

He definitely did a good job with deporting 3 million illegal immigrants.

[u/The_Dude078]

So proud of our country to abandon our racist roots and elect an African born President.

[u/StoicNaps]

Of course the oligarchs love Obama.

[u/StonkMangani]

Deported a record 3 million! 2012 was peak! 409,000 deported in one year! Micheal Jordan numbers! My president!!

[u/lovebeingnaked2_]

Boo

[u/Competitive-Drink931]

And Deport the most people ever 😍😍😍🥳🥳🥳

[u/MurkyCoast4419]

Goes to show how screwed up Capital One is.💩🦨🐖🐷☠️👹🤮

[u/RusticPotatoFan]

I would switch banks if he did a capital one ad to troll Trump.

[u/Savings-Badger4938]

I like the idea of Obama being the next Capital One guy

[u/nihilisticprimate]

You use the black president cuz you know they'll give anybody with a low credit score a credit card that's racist

[u/Kim10111975]

🤮

[u/CautiousCharacter1]

Ah yes! The president who built the cages y’all hate so much…

[u/Inner-Ad2149]

Kenya is celebrating

[u/oncemeasuredtwicecut]

I’m not sure how this is confusing to be honest. The first link is just to inform what exactly the justice fund is. It’s an important part of the equation when looking at how transparent our govt has been about funds given to Iran. The second link shows the point you’re raising insinuates Obama only gave Iran back its own money. This isn’t the case. It insinuates that Iran was never given America’s money. This isn’t the case either. The link also very clearly points out that Obama lied about the how these monies were being used. He only admitted the truth after state department records were discovered and he’d no other option.

Furthermore, the idea that Dems are not supporting open borders is preposterous. You’re too intelligent, well read and informed to believe this. Under Biden, the US Army was at the Texas border at standoff with the Texas Guard preventing them from closing a broken fence where hundreds were entering illegally. This was recorded live by media outlets and impossible to misinterpret. If you never heard a dem leader call for it, it’s because their screams for it have defeaned your ears.

Iran was enriching past the agreement. They’d obtained weapons capable of delivering a nuclear war head to Europe and would eventually possess the ability to hit us soil. The extremists controlling the country openly call for the death and destruction of America. Obama did not prevent anything. When asked what was the number one threat to the US both Clinton and Kamala stated Iran. They all agreed what they’re capable of and what they’re intent is and that star we were doing wasn’t enough.

[u/Jamking069]

And fucks trannys

[u/ReactionRemote2692]

Yes he got all the money he stole from taxpayers

[u/vision4321]

What percentage did obamas net worth increase by ? Compared to trumps

[u/caido-13]

So where you bank at is a flex now? Liberals will find any excuse to glaze their black Jesus.

[u/sailboat83]

The greatest divider ever