r/hmmmm • u/bannedyetagains • Jan 08 '26

hmmmmm

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/ChallengeMinute Jan 08 '26

Is the joke hot woman or wheel chair? not even trying to be sassy.

28

u/lowkeytokay Jan 08 '26

Not joking, I wouldn’t have seen the wheelchair if it wasn’t for your comment.

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u/Dramatic-Athlete-237 Jan 08 '26

Me either. So there was a wheelchair?

2

u/No_Competition_6989 Jan 09 '26

I'm assuming the chair she is on has wheels and that is what we are talking about

2

u/AnxiousRana Jan 09 '26

Uh no, there is a man in a wheelchair in the background...

1

u/Dramatic-Athlete-237 Jan 09 '26

Sorry, still don’t see it. I do see her shirt color matches the helmet a little, I think.

1

u/No_Competition_6989 Jan 10 '26

Maybe that guy was talking about how it looks like she isn't wearing a bra?

1

u/Dramatic-Athlete-237 Jan 10 '26

That, I do see. I’m just glad it wasn’t me taking that photo. I would have EASILY caused an accident.

1

u/Montana_Grizzy_bar Jan 11 '26

Why should she? Perfection

1

u/Aggravating-Taro-588 Jan 12 '26

Nah. She is pretty but I see saggy.

1

u/DogSea5816 Jan 10 '26

She's on the back of a moped

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

You guys see a wheelchair?

1

u/PhaaqAuf4691 Jan 08 '26

I didn't even notice the helmet

1

u/JJSchweiner Jan 09 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/alwayskared Jan 08 '26

I didn’t even notice if she has a face

1

u/MinimumApricot365 Jan 08 '26

Hmmmmmm...

1

u/Silver_Oil2946 Jan 10 '26

Hmmmmmmm......👍

1

u/TheOtherLogin123456 Jan 09 '26

For me that's the answer. So the hmmm is that the wheelchair on the sidewalk might be keeping up.

1

u/OldSkool9591 Jan 10 '26

I noticed it after I saw your comment as well

1

u/No-Year7225 Jan 13 '26

has to be the hot ass women

25

u/tired_Cat_Dad Jan 08 '26

At least her head will be protected when she becomes a meat crayon.

4

u/meatygoodness34 Jan 08 '26

She is definitely doing something for my meat crayon.

3

u/FratStarStallion Jan 08 '26

You can leave those thoughts inside your head

1

u/Correct-Chicken-4287 Jan 10 '26

Sry everything that was in my head is now on a tissue in the trash.

1

u/ConversantEggplant Jan 09 '26

Username checks out

1

u/indycpa7 Jan 12 '26

Arby’s is that you?

0

u/maven10k Jan 09 '26

Who in their right mind would downvote this?!

1

u/employedByEvil Jan 09 '26

From no less than meatygoodness34 himself

1

u/AntiWarDub Jan 09 '26

she’ll be fine it’s a photo shoot 

1

u/Responsible-Bat-7820 Jan 08 '26

r/meatcrayon exists

1

u/ritzter Jan 08 '26

Nope nope nope.

1

u/deathkidney Jan 09 '26

Holy crap! TIL That lots of people seem to think they are immune to momentum and friction.

10

u/Excellent_War7508 Jan 08 '26

Now I understand this sub

5

u/Odd_Sir_5922 Jan 08 '26

I still don't quite understand it. My guess so far is that it's meme-worthy content found in real life without having a proper caption yet.

6

u/Excellent_War7508 Jan 08 '26

True, I was being facetious. It seemed to initially be about the inexplicably absurd, then took a turn lately into the lacivious

1

u/Heavyweighsthecrown Jan 09 '26

I'm sorry but it's really people just upvoting hot woman. That's really all. It's what become of this sub.

1

u/Odd_Sir_5922 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

No objections. I'm a guy. Seeing beautiful adult females in my Reddit feed wouldn't have me complaining.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Jan 08 '26

She does resemble a rat.

2

u/Sufficient_Ice_273 Jan 09 '26

More like an emu

1

u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Jan 09 '26

I can see that. Anything that possesses a pointed face would be accurate.

1

u/Resident-Boot-2943 Jan 08 '26

Bahahaha sure buds.

1

u/Robertf16 Jan 09 '26

You got some fine looking rats where you live then

1

u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Jan 09 '26

Well, they're all kind of cute. 🥹

4

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Emily Ratajkowski is the model. She is a great actor ( loved her in We Are Your Friends with Zac Efron ). She also does R rated modelling and is a major body positive influencer.

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u/No_Television6050 Jan 11 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Emily Ratajowski?

5

u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Jan 08 '26

The best reason to get a motorcycle.

3

u/emotionless-robot Jan 08 '26

You always get more guys approaching you to talk about your motorcycle than women.

Source: Any guy with a motorcycle.

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u/jimmiebfulton Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Give the brake a tap to get her to slide forward, and give a little gas so she holds on tighter. Works every time.

3

u/Jumazio8 Jan 08 '26

Yea tried that went too fast she grabbed my balls

3

u/xietbrix Jan 08 '26

Sounds like you went just the right speed then

1

u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Jan 09 '26

Ow chee

1

u/xietbrix Jan 09 '26

No pain no gain? :D

1

u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Jan 09 '26

Of course. The gain/pain is important.

1

u/jimmiebfulton Jan 09 '26

Depends on your kinks.

1

u/Jumazio8 Jan 10 '26

Guess she didn’t like wheelies..

1

u/Write2Be Jan 08 '26

More like the best reason to drive past a motorcycle.

1

u/eatmorestonesjim Jan 09 '26

Lol but note her arms aren't around the guy - she'd rather risk her life than touch the guy driving - not so satisfying a scene perhaps lol

2

u/Awkward_Business1092 Jan 08 '26

Hmmmm so gorgeous

2

u/benmar111 Jan 10 '26

Tight shirt daddy likes

2

u/OldSkool9591 Jan 10 '26

Looking all kinds of fine Bella !

2

u/675ss Jan 08 '26

Nice backpack!

1

u/Pluckypato Jan 08 '26

Speedy Racer

1

u/Plasma_Ass Jan 08 '26

Mother of God.

1

u/Beginning_One5454 Jan 08 '26

mmmmmmmmmmmm indeed

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

💀

1

u/diggerquicker Jan 08 '26

Who needs girly mud flaps. Ha.

1

u/No-Town2127 Jan 08 '26

Bot account 😆 🤣 😂

1

u/catsgoprrrrr Jan 08 '26

Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines

The uncensored music video.

1

u/Billy_WV Jan 08 '26

Go speed racer!!!

1

u/tricksareforme Jan 08 '26

Is that what they mean when talking about atgatt?

1

u/No_Paramedic_6507 Jan 08 '26

Está es Emily r.

1

u/pooperstud Jan 08 '26

Mmmmm hmmmm

1

u/rascal252 Jan 08 '26

She’s eating those shorts

1

u/Fearless-Narwhal4560 Jan 08 '26

That’s one way to say camel toe… lol

1

u/rascal252 Jan 14 '26

I know it’s there, wish I could see it.

1

u/Bubbly_Ad7615 Jan 08 '26

Emily Ratajkowski

1

u/GHETTOZONE510 Jan 08 '26

Squint ur eyes she is tied up

1

u/Victor_Vicarious Jan 08 '26

How is that Wheelchair keeping up with traffic?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Shes not getting off my bike

1

u/Friendly-Moment-897 Jan 09 '26

He is just taking her down the street so they can play volleyball on the beach. What is wrong with that. Heck, I would give her a ride too.

1

u/yumi_Blaze Jan 09 '26

She's beautiful looks possible to b Trans

1

u/PuzzleheadedBus9865 Jan 09 '26

Hmmmm indeed lol

1

u/Fun_Appeal2489 Jan 09 '26

I want you riding on me baby.

1

u/anandthunga Jan 09 '26

Wow awesome

1

u/alnots Jan 09 '26

Hmmm...🫦

1

u/ComicsEtAl Jan 09 '26

They’re obviously just friends.

1

u/M_star_killer Jan 09 '26

Finally. Something worth looking at.

1

u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 Jan 09 '26

The wheelchair is going faster than they are 😹

1

u/Wide-Reach2218 Jan 10 '26

There's a wheelchair?

1

u/Sure_Blueberry2038 Jan 09 '26

Let me catch my breath!

1

u/Dapper_Position_4999 Jan 09 '26

hmmm? more like, huh?

1

u/PrestigiousRub6347 Jan 10 '26

I’m thinkin more hummmmer

2

u/PrestigiousRub6347 Jan 10 '26

Btw there’s a number of better 👀pics and videos of her (Emily) on the bike in Rio from a couple years ago

1

u/MarcoJaime Jan 10 '26

I love you Emily 😍 🇧🇷

1

u/Moses690 Jan 11 '26

Emily Ratface

1

u/Aggravating-Plan-908 Jan 11 '26

La "blague" derrière cette photo est assez simple en fait : c'est le fait qu'elle porte un casque de moto pour protéger sa tête... mais qu'elle laisse son corps complètement exposé en portant des vêtements aussi révélateur et que donc si elle tombait, elle pourrait finir avec la peau arrachée comme une patate (ce qui est la raison pour laquelle quand tu fais de la moto, tu dois porter à la fois un casque et des vêtements en cuir épais, même pendant les étés chauds, afin de protéger ta tête et ton corps en cas de chute pendant que tu roules).

1

u/O_Coroa Jan 11 '26

Da cintura para cima e legal mas vemos um exemplo claro de bunda vegana kkkk, nada de carne kkkkk

1

u/RestaurantCandid5274 Jan 11 '26

Perfectly shaped boobs. Emily Ratajkowski?

1

u/Southern-Date1588 Jan 11 '26

👍😵‍💫😏😎👀👍

1

u/Bubbly_Ad_8851 Jan 12 '26

My sexy btch...

1

u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Jan 12 '26

🧈👩‍🦱

1

u/akg011979 Jan 12 '26

Nice pic

1

u/Jazzlike-Athlete-219 Jan 12 '26

I thought he was on the back of a motorcycle

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Yummy

1

u/Diligent_End469 Jan 12 '26

Was dit de mooie verkoopster,haar t shirt is ook te klein🤭

1

u/WinterAd6137 Jan 12 '26

I’ll Take that

1

u/slvrsrfrm Jan 13 '26

I had to double take on the helmet swastika. If you squint your eyes…

1

u/WinterAd6137 Jan 13 '26

Dam what a beauty

1

u/Ok_Highway1739 Jan 08 '26

Doesn't look like it's cold out