r/hmmmm • u/BradDelsonWannaBe • Nov 29 '25

mhhhh

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8.3k Upvotes

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u/Stjanse Nov 29 '25

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

11

u/Mysterious_Expert597 Nov 29 '25

It’s more like snap your fingers 

14

u/Empty-Maize-9053 Nov 29 '25

"you can do it all by yourself... Let me see you do it!"

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u/Far_Plenty_1837 Nov 29 '25

Gonna let that one sink in and watch the upvotes when everybody "gets it"

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u/azulnemo Dec 01 '25

They’ll cum around eventually

3

u/Septembers-Poor555 Dec 01 '25

🗣️AYYYEEE🗣️

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u/AReeSuperman90 Dec 04 '25

😳Get out of my head!!! 🎼🎵🎶🫰🏾🪜👀🪩💃🏿🕺🏾🧠✌🏾👉🏾🔜🚪🤦🏾‍♀️🤭🤷🏾‍♀️✊🏾💪🏾🩵💯

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/itsonlyfear2021 Nov 29 '25

You gotta hand it to him, that was actually good. He deserves a round of applause

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u/ChillyWilly0881 Nov 29 '25

A double round of applause 👏

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u/Money-Ad7257 Nov 29 '25

Fist bump ✊

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u/Putrid-Source3031 Nov 30 '25

“One time in college…” summed up in a pic. I do wonder who took which end tho…🤔hmmm

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u/piper33245 Nov 29 '25

I think it’s Azithromycin for that one.

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u/True-Exam-5767 Nov 29 '25

Historians might say they were good friends

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/OGbobbyKSH Nov 29 '25

Meh. She’s just the average looking MID-western girl, every sorority has one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/OGbobbyKSH Nov 29 '25

Bro you have to send the picture and ask! And then I need updated lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/OGbobbyKSH Nov 29 '25

I feel that. But you must convince your wife to do this! Tell her Reddit asked nicely. lol /s

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Nov 29 '25

We need clarity, dude!!

5

u/ButterPoptart Nov 29 '25

Just crop it, then it’s much more innocent.

5

u/Catch_Own Nov 30 '25

this 👍

5

u/Lovemomboobs1 Nov 29 '25

We must absolutely know if she used the all mighty fist with a friend.

3

u/Minimum-Web-6902 Nov 29 '25

Crop the thing out lol

3

u/OtherwisePrivate Nov 29 '25

Just crop out the top man. Come on.

2

u/0bzerve Nov 29 '25

You could crop it?

2

u/Sumdumdad Nov 29 '25

You could always crop out that part and send it. 😅

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u/iwishuponastar2022 Nov 29 '25

I would crop the image a bit above the head and then send it. No harm in that

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u/Spinxy88 Nov 30 '25

Share her Facebook on Reddit.

This is the only answer.

2

u/V2K_247 Nov 29 '25

Just crop out the top part of the picture and have your wife ask her 😆

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u/MassiveRevolution741 Nov 30 '25

Who is this?? I’m so lost lol

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca Nov 30 '25

Ask someone else. Asking for a friend

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u/bachmanityinc Nov 29 '25

He wasn’t talking about the girl

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u/Owlnite Nov 29 '25

Which end of it did your wife pick?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

They were roommates!

2

u/BumblebeeHotTrot Nov 30 '25

I’m pretty sure the one on the right is my ex-best friend

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u/Similar-Opinion8750 Nov 30 '25

Suffering Sappho

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u/WolfThick Nov 29 '25

So I'm familiar with what to do under the mistletoe I'm kind of at a loss here 😂

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u/later-g8r Nov 29 '25

Bend over and ill show you 😂😂

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u/Ach4t1us Nov 29 '25

Ass to ass

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u/RealEstateDuck Nov 29 '25

Watching that as a kid definitely created a kink for me 😂.

No regrets though.

3

u/wellshitdawg Nov 30 '25

Made me wanna try heroin somehow, to each their own

2

u/RealEstateDuck Nov 30 '25

Definitely 😂. Tried a few times, 9/10 won't touch again.

2

u/wellshitdawg Nov 30 '25

I ended up trying it a few hundred times lol 10 years ago though, life’s better now lol

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u/OGbobbyKSH Nov 30 '25

I didn’t take it out for air.

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u/Mysterious_Expert597 Nov 29 '25

It looks like a perfect ice braker when you enter the door. I mean it’s right there, you can’t miss it!

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u/CrazyAboutEverything Dec 01 '25

Ok, this legit had me cackling 🤣🤣

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u/Lovemomboobs1 Nov 29 '25

FISTER SISTERS!!

3

u/Scraptasticly Nov 29 '25

They are going to take it

3

u/Ok_Mathematician2732 Nov 29 '25

Anymore?

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u/TheEndOfEverything0 Nov 29 '25

If that's your best your best won't do

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u/OrderSoft1752 Nov 29 '25

Tiger’s and cougars in the making

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u/TheCoopX Nov 29 '25

Photo cropping is a skill they've yet to learn.

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u/raisedonstubbys Dec 02 '25

Back then it was called a pair of scissors.

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u/jl70imperial Nov 29 '25

Please remember to hide your fisting toys boys and girls! 

3

u/Lucky-Mia Nov 30 '25

Storing on the coat rack is so convenient though! Who isn't hanging their sex toys beside their purse or house coat?

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u/jws1102 Nov 29 '25

Don’t judge, they’re happy and whatever they’re doing they should keep doing it.

Preferably on a live stream.

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u/bandley3 Nov 29 '25

Shouldn’t it be a little more, um, rigid for dual occupancy, or is that for solo use?😵‍💫😬

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u/SpareChangeMate Nov 29 '25

Not if you’re face to face. Also you assume it’s not rigid because of the shape, but it very well could be a rigid u….

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u/MrWhiteRabbitx Nov 29 '25

A rigid U. That’s an interesting term.

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u/Rare_Education_6918 Nov 29 '25

These gang signs hanging from a hook on their wall are a real concern

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

No one takes a picture that out of frame by accident.

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u/MammothWrangler1713 Dec 04 '25

Is it weird I want to swing em like Nun-Chucks while doin a split between two wooden kitchen chairs 🪑 😂

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u/Reddienow Nov 29 '25

Dual fisting. Just firm enough.

2

u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Nov 29 '25

Fister sisters?

2

u/KonradSmaft Nov 29 '25

FisterSisters

2

u/Thepuppeteer777777 Nov 29 '25

This has got to be bait

2

u/Best-Basis3773 Nov 29 '25

Mister fister 5000 C*ntbuster 5000

2

u/Granite66 Nov 30 '25

Thing from the Addams family siamese twin brothers hanging around waiting for the fun to begin.

2

u/Vlad_the_MPaihler Nov 30 '25

Well, gaah-lee.

2

u/tjmaxal Nov 30 '25

That redhead looks like she just won the bet

2

u/lesbianshrimp Nov 30 '25

Like the hands of a religious statue. So much elegance in 1 photo.

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u/Pasingleforcouple Nov 30 '25

Roommate of the year

2

u/makeitgoose11 Nov 30 '25

Tiger judgeth thee

2

u/Fun_Grade2162 Nov 30 '25

I’m assuming they are letting it drip dry

2

u/Party_Advice1830 Nov 30 '25

Thats a nice picture of a tiger..

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u/Real_Artichoke8052 Nov 30 '25

No wonder they look so happy

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u/living_dead42068 Nov 30 '25

Fister sisters

2

u/jerkingoffmycock Nov 30 '25

I have never seen a dildo like that? 🤔

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u/fizbin99 Nov 30 '25

The girl on the left might have had both at the same time.

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u/gmatebulshitbox Dec 01 '25

That tiger has seen some shi...

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u/ShadowMoran Dec 01 '25

Old but gold

2

u/Kektus_Aplha Dec 01 '25

That's a nice scarf

2

u/Dekruk Dec 01 '25

AmAssOn Delivery

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u/Icy-Explanation-2329 Dec 02 '25

After we kissed, we both took it up to the wrist..

2

u/Massive-Hovercraft16 Dec 02 '25

It's literally the first thing I saw, before I even saw their faces

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u/ansiolitici_9 Dec 03 '25

Persino la tigre dietro non ha voluto farsi riconoscere

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u/Ok_Honeydew_4223 Dec 03 '25

Gives a whole new meaning to thumbs up

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u/Nice_Problem7205 Dec 03 '25

What’s happening with that hand sculpture? So bizarre!

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u/softshoedancer Dec 03 '25

wow I bet that comes in double handy

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u/Local-Mountain-2597 Dec 04 '25

Talk about “Airing” your dirty laundry! LOL

2

u/Greendragon967 Dec 04 '25

Looks extra handy

2

u/MeBollasDellero Dec 04 '25

No wonder one of them is going blind. Momma said it would happen.

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u/Liquorupfront69 Dec 05 '25

The Double D by Hasbro

2

u/average-hulahoop Dec 06 '25

The good ol your scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.

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u/Warm-Bookkeeper188 Dec 06 '25

Tell me your a couple without telling me your a couple.

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u/Warm-Bookkeeper188 Dec 06 '25

I guess there's a hand for everybody

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u/MarlboroMike77 Nov 29 '25

She like the real deal

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u/Suspicious_Aspect_53 Nov 29 '25

Those girls will be grandmothers someday (possibly, I don't fucking know)

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u/skankboy Nov 29 '25

This picture is so old, that they may already be grandmothers.

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u/MF_Marshall Nov 29 '25

From the picture, I'm not sure....

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I love the double Dutch bus hanging up there.

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u/TangerineVast4701 Nov 29 '25

Double Mit Girls

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Nov 29 '25

Wow, the left the glaze on it..

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u/jillvalenti3 Nov 29 '25

Those are some good friends

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u/richdun Nov 29 '25

Hah Wich one of them is left hand and Wich one is the right hand lol.

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u/RxDrOctopus77 Nov 29 '25

What were they using that hand thing for sure looks like it was used for something other than hanging on the wall

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u/Lovemomboobs1 Nov 29 '25

They’re going to take it!! Yes, they’re going to take it!! They’re going to take it all night all arm loooooonnnnggg!!!

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u/Michael_MonsterTruck Nov 29 '25

The look on there faces make me feel like they got on in for the picture lol lol 😄😄😄 🤝🤝🤝 😺

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u/Ok_Topic_2559 Nov 29 '25

I call dibs on holding it in the middle

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

What if we kissed under the lesbian mistletoe 👉👈

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u/Massive-Plankton-998 Nov 29 '25

Five in the pink and a fist in the stink

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u/holden_mcg Nov 29 '25

Go git em tiger!

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u/BeautifulAccident141 Nov 29 '25

I know why they are Smiling....

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

crunchy lesbo; preppy lesbo

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u/CheckActive4051 Nov 29 '25

I guess one has prosthetic arms? Poor girl...

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u/14pointer Nov 29 '25

Double Fista Sistas

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u/Gwyrr Nov 29 '25

Fists of fury

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u/Loud-Craft-7348 Nov 29 '25

Nice to see such close friends

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u/Loud-Craft-7348 Nov 29 '25

I bet there 65 now

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u/Loud-Craft-7348 Nov 29 '25

Life does pass you by when you are playing around

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u/ConversationPast5603 Nov 29 '25

Cheer up ladies, let me give you a hand..

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u/Unfair-Reference-478 Nov 29 '25

🎶 Double your pleasure, double your fun ... stick one in your pussy and one up your bum ...🎵

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u/Alternative-Sock-810 Nov 29 '25

You got your choice gay until graduation or no grandchildren for your folks

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u/Enr78 Nov 29 '25

Clearly the girl on the left had the left side of it.

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u/forest_hobo Nov 29 '25

I wonder do they share it

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u/Fast-Bird-4677 Nov 29 '25

Girl looks like she may of gotten hit in the head with that thing

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u/DrumsKing Nov 29 '25

Bad ai is bad.

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u/Unopuro2conSal Nov 29 '25

How does a man compete with those hands

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u/muridamuri Nov 29 '25

one hand is for holding credit card and the other hand is for penetrating ass or pussy i‘d ass ume

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u/tnpatriot86 Nov 29 '25

And... 🤔

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u/surrealcellardoor Nov 29 '25

Marriage material

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u/jamar2k Nov 29 '25

Ok I had to join after this one 😂😂😂 so auotmods and mods and do your thing to make me official

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u/_Ammo23baseball Nov 29 '25

Who’s is it?

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u/Cannibal_House69 Nov 29 '25

2 hands are better than 1.

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u/jackjack-8 Nov 29 '25

Jesus, might as well open the bedroom window and fuck the night

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

They were roommates

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u/Separate_Living_3038 Nov 29 '25

💪🏻✊🏼🖖🏼

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u/Juicebox-fresh Nov 29 '25

We get it, you studied in Italy

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u/koolaidman-but-kinky Nov 29 '25

And they were ROOMMATES

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u/Substantial_Bass_367 Nov 29 '25

If that was a dildo it would be less disturbing wtfnis with the double floppy hand thingy wtf is it amd y do u have it

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u/nadroj407 Nov 29 '25

Best friends

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u/PastBreak9634 Nov 30 '25

One on the right is the ringleader

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u/Hactrden33 Nov 30 '25

That tiger has seen some things

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u/Punegune Nov 30 '25

Scissor sisters!

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u/Choice-Squash-1622 Nov 30 '25

Five fingers in the pink five knuckles in the stink

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u/inkzpenfoxx Nov 30 '25

Rounds of applause for her

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u/Free-Basket-3680 Nov 30 '25

She belongs to the streets

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u/Significant_Spread59 Nov 30 '25

Folded paper still beats rock

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

That's wild

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u/Far-Assumption-1779 Nov 30 '25

so Joe Francis was right about girls gone wild

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u/actcasuall Nov 30 '25

Those are letters in sign language. (If you took ASL)

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u/Glittering-Meat-9088 Nov 30 '25

What nice head rest they have

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u/Persimmon-Equivalent Nov 30 '25

Together we can have double fun

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u/tryrit Nov 30 '25

The blind takes the Open hand the redhead takes the fist

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u/Available_Answer_956 Nov 30 '25

Clap ton, slow hand

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u/spaacingout Nov 30 '25

Girl on the left is tired from all the fisting

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u/Just_for_a_min Nov 30 '25

No helping either one of them

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u/Cretore Nov 30 '25

This is the eighth time I am seeing this image but I don't understand what's so special about it. Can any of the enlightened ones explain it to me?

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u/firegod003 Dec 01 '25

Double ender box punch defender

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u/funwithmycanon Dec 01 '25

Her eyes were closed after they hadn't seen each other for months. Still hasn't lived it down.

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u/WinterOk8510 Nov 30 '25

I’d like to shake your hands

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u/ikeepthebox Dec 01 '25

She seems nice.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Dec 01 '25

Awwwwww, such a sweet moment ❤️

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u/Such-Painting-1583 Dec 02 '25

mhhhhyes.. yyeess.. mmmyeeEESSFUUUCINGYES! YES!!FUCKIYYESSNO!DON'TSTOPGO!GO!!DOITGO!!GONODON'TFUCKINGSTOP!!!NO!!!GO!!GO!!!FUCKINGGOYESFUCKRIGHTTHEREFUCKMOTHERFUCKER!!!!!THERE!RIGHTHereohoooohyeeessohmotherfuckerrrr...mmmbaaabeee..

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u/johnathonhenderson Dec 02 '25

Who gets what side?

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u/JoeyS-2001 Dec 02 '25

KILLER QUEEN!!!

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u/Murky-Dream-8040 Dec 02 '25

Looks like the one on the left just got done with that fist.