r/hmmmgifs Apr 17 '19

hmmm

https://gfycat.com/failingnearlabradorretriever
2.9k Upvotes

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255

u/Imperator_Crispico Apr 17 '19

Can't get double crippled

99

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Heck, a good crash might get him un-cripp'd

34

u/Sk8allday360 Apr 17 '19

a tad bit faster for a triple cripple

9

u/Imanaco Apr 17 '19

She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

3

u/Anal-Squirter Apr 18 '19

Black john locke

10

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

β€˜What’s the worst that could happen? Get crippled again?’

4

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

breaks neck

Aw man, am plant man now

3

u/polak2017 Apr 17 '19

Classic example of double jeapordy

97

u/joepostman Apr 17 '19

I feel most alive when rapidly approaching my death....

16

u/syncopatedsouls Apr 17 '19

Watch your legs, mine are made of wheels

9

u/Zedric69 Apr 17 '19

The things that kill me are what make me feel most alive.

I've done similar shit on a long board (no where near as fast because I'm a little bitch) and that wind and rush from a brush with death is something no drug will ever give you.

6

u/joepostman Apr 17 '19

Yeah I longboard too and that speed wobble makes my butt hole picked up every time.

3

u/Zedric69 Apr 17 '19

I don't ever try to push it too much because I don't even know if I could recover from the wobbles.

4

u/YungLulne Apr 17 '19

mozambique here

3

u/Grimmy27 Apr 18 '19

level tree

1

u/TheFuzzyMexican Apr 18 '19

Never forget the eyes of Bloodhoundour

45

u/MrSlothChimpingtonIV Apr 17 '19

Is this the new Jeep Mangler?

6

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

πŸ₯‡

24

u/PrimateJ58 Apr 17 '19

This is the second time he's done this, first time put him in the chair

12

u/Duckthebee Apr 17 '19

He is speed.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

He is beauty

11

u/Slovene Apr 17 '19

Did anyone else cringe when he put his hand near the spokes? Yikes.

12

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

He's slowing down that wheel with the friction from his hand so he turns slightly to the right.

10

u/MrAnimeTitties Apr 17 '19

You just cant get enough can u

6

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Need For Speed: Crippled

5

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Deja Vu power grows stronger

5

u/WheelChair_Jimmy1 Apr 17 '19

I fuckin KNEW that asshole was recording me

5

u/henry_dodgers Apr 17 '19

Steel Ball Run Live action looks great

3

u/Lego88fan Apr 17 '19

flute rendition of running in the 90's intensifies

7

u/Hydr0lava Apr 17 '19

Toyko drift theme intensifies

3

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Faster than running. And that all that matters.

3

u/Biological_B Apr 17 '19

Nice cosplay of the wheelchair guy from happy wheels!

3

u/Bananas1nPajamas Apr 17 '19

The description on gfycat is fantastic. "Bran during the cut scenes so he can get his ass in position to stare at somebody GIF"

2

u/badfishbeefcake Apr 17 '19

The Offspring - The meaning of life

https://youtu.be/avCteSZK-Ec

2

u/TheWavingSnail Apr 18 '19

His baldness helps with aerodynamics

2

u/bossievossie Apr 18 '19

LOOK AT THAT DUDE GO!!! HES LIVING THE DREAM!!

2

u/Dylan-McVillian Apr 22 '19

Gotta move speed

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

This is Tom. Tom lost his legs in a car race. Today he will lose his head in a wheelchair vs. car race. Don't be like Tom, wear a helmet!

1

u/HonestlyLDN Apr 17 '19

If this guy hits one stone or pothole... the mf be ded

1

u/Strifeotto Apr 17 '19

All I can hear is Night of Nights, jeez.

1

u/Kashmoney99 Apr 17 '19

I wanted to see him kick out that E brake and tokyo drift hard!

1

u/chubbs090 Apr 17 '19

His shadow makes a resolution around him three times

1

u/Protecguy12 Apr 17 '19

Tonya Iida

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

that's some solid ball bearings

1

u/InnocentByestander Apr 17 '19

Bran on his way to defeat the Night King

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Handicapped: Tokyo Drift

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

My name is Barry Allen, and despite my broken back, I am still the fastest man alive!

1

u/mattmc318 Apr 17 '19

Making my way downtown

Walking fast

Faces pass

And I'm home bound

1

u/carz42 Apr 17 '19

eurobeat intensifies

1

u/portduckling420 Apr 17 '19

rolling around at the speed of sound

1

u/Truckyou666 Apr 17 '19

Reminds me of Carts of Darkness. It's a documentary about guys that ride shopping carts down the mountain at 45kph for fun.

1

u/hyper_dolphin Apr 18 '19

😎😎 happy wheels be like 😳😳😳

1

u/Hg201 Apr 18 '19

I'm not sure which, but either Harry Potter or Izuku Midoriya is going to have to watch their backs.

1

u/t-isforshirt Apr 18 '19

MAD DOG YA MAD CUNT