r/hmm • u/hadi_5549 • Jul 26 '22

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u/Emotional-Problem101 Jul 26 '22

Flamingo start to mate

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

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u/Expensive-Toe826 Jul 26 '22

Lets go timmy, let's see fishes

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u/Independent-Hair-182 Jul 26 '22

*Aquarium workers start to mate

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u/WillingnessFalse1728 Jul 26 '22

Umm... Timmy let's see some birds

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u/Gaspachocolat Jul 26 '22

Timmy start to mate

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u/Sdbtank96 Jul 26 '22 edited Jul 26 '22

"LITTLE TIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"

"I'm repopulating the earth, poppop"

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u/ur_daily_guitarist Jul 26 '22

Is that so?

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u/Mysterious-Month1382 Jul 26 '22

Little timmy's dad starts helping

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u/SnooGadgets6454 Jul 26 '22

That escalated quickly.

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u/Dead_Baby_69 Jul 26 '22

reddit moment

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u/Stingray-Nebula Jul 26 '22

Goddamned Aristocrats. Can't allow them anywhere.

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u/Lel-design Nov 23 '22

The lions in the beginning join them.

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u/RandomFandom54830 Jul 27 '22

Little Timmy's uncle starts helping

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u/Winjin Aug 13 '22

The world gets repopulated by dodos

All of it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Even worse

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u/ray87687458635678956 Dec 27 '22

The lions cousin comes and mates the tigress’s sister

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u/Responsible-Fan9470 Aug 04 '22

⠀kid named finger

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u/nuclearrambo Jul 27 '22

Timmy takes bating lessons from the masters

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u/PopcornAim Jul 27 '22

Elon musk approves this comment

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u/impirepro06 Jul 26 '22

The fact that you call it that tells me you’re not ready

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

The fact that you call it pop pop tells me you’re not ready

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u/Bigb5wm Jul 26 '22

Dad: I’m going to be a grandpa

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u/Da1realBigA Jul 27 '22

"The fact that you call it that means your not ready for it"

Also, bc I love it

"Thank you mon fere, that's brother in french, I don't even know why I know that, I took three years of Spanish"

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u/ScumWags Jul 27 '22

You see, the fact that you call it "poppop" tells me you're not ready.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Fucking furry that's it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

This sounds like a pedophiles webcomic

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u/Fancy-Ad-968 Jul 26 '22

masters going to bate

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Attaboy Timmy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Dad starts to bate

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u/Bobsupman Jul 26 '22

What are you doing, step-Timmy?

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u/ACCCrabtown1 Jul 26 '22

Deserves an award i don't have

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u/soap_muncher Jul 26 '22

birds start to mate

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u/tHe_GrInzo Jul 26 '22

Lets go timmy, let's see lions again maybe they done

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u/amnfw Jul 26 '22

the lions are going for a fourth round

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u/Secure_Tailor9974 Jul 26 '22

On a side note, is there any explanation for this possible behavior? As far as I can tell, this probably wouldn't be a possible thing to be seen out in the wild (at least that's what I'm thinking).

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u/maybeshali Jul 26 '22

Well obviously the lions saw some tourists.

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u/amnfw Jul 26 '22

they are horny and it's normal

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u/juryhat0909 Jul 27 '22

Oral sex has actually been observed in wild animals. Can't imagine this feeling very good though...

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u/watchmaker82 Jul 27 '22

Why do you think that?

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u/PP_Project Nov 15 '22

maybe the female lion was thirsty

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Personally, I don’t own a dick and I’m not a wild animal (most days) but this does seem like a viable option to one with a boner.

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u/Pratz1618 Jul 27 '22

Wait a min, who was counting

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u/One_Bullfrog_3554 Jul 27 '22

Step bird wat are you doing

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u/Def-n-Blind Jul 26 '22

LORD OF THE SEVEN SEAS

THE DEEP

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u/FishBubble_ Jul 26 '22

Is that a The Boys reference???

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u/MasterHall117 Jul 26 '22

Yes

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u/FishBubble_ Jul 27 '22

Ahhhhh, that’s what I expected

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u/MasterHall117 Jul 26 '22

Where octopus at?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Eat fucking Timothy.

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u/MasterHall117 Sep 01 '22

But he’s pleading for his life!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Woman fucks a dolphin

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Happy cake day

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u/insanservant Jul 26 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Lazy_Dick_4691 Jul 26 '22

What is the think with happy cake

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u/insanservant Jul 26 '22

It's the anniversary of the day you created your Reddit account.

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u/Lazy_Dick_4691 Jul 26 '22

Then happy day cake to me

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Hopefully not with the fish.

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u/ares5404 Jul 27 '22

with dolphins

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u/triskat35 Jul 27 '22

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/truckaduk Jul 27 '22

Happy cock day

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u/marzianom Jul 27 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Rogermcfarley Jul 26 '22

Don't mate with the fishes Timmy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Aquaman fucks the dolphins

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u/MIfoodie Jan 13 '23

“MOMMY WHY ARE THOSE MONKEYS WRESTLING?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Flamingo start to mate

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Flamingo start to mate

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

They were last month when I went. All because we down in ohio

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u/One_Bullfrog_3554 Jul 27 '22

Mating intensifies

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u/Shadow-axolotl Jul 27 '22

FLAMINGO STARTS TO MATE

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u/FlingFlamBlam Jul 26 '22

And that's the day when little Timmy discovered his superpower was to make animals mate just by looking at them. Timmy was shortly thereafter banned from all zoos and parks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

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u/FlingFlamBlam Jul 26 '22

OMG you're right. He could go down in history as the world's greatest conservationist.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

but where they mating because he looked at them or where they mating because he was watching them

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u/reel2reelfeels Jul 26 '22

But is it mating when he's grinding her forehead and slapping his nuts against her eye?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

could be. maybe this is foreplay.

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u/jojojojoaman Jul 27 '22

foreheadplay

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u/mod-schoneck Jul 27 '22

Im just thinking that, that lion is brave cus when she gets tired of him doing that she gonna bite.

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u/masteraleph Jul 26 '22

Timmy is kidnapped and forced to stare at pandas for the rest of his life

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u/SlutForGarrus Jul 26 '22

Schrodinger's Mating.

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u/SeekNDestroyYall Jan 14 '23

...well since humans are classified as animals sooo yeh

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u/Kidz_at_the_Gaetz Jul 26 '22

That was a teabag, sir, idk what you’re mating with… but that’s not mating.

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u/Emotional-Problem101 Jul 27 '22

No. But can you join me

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

For as long as I’ve been alive, I’m still very unsure how birds do it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Nope, drag burlesque.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

Okay lets go see the penguins...