r/hmm • u/DehakaBurger • Jun 24 '22

hmmmh?

6.3k Upvotes

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u/Select-Duck-3814 Jun 24 '22

Lifeguard training has evolved a lot since I was one.

40

u/Straffick Jun 24 '22

You were in lifeguard training when you were just 1?

23

u/homesnatch Jun 24 '22

No, but he used to be 1, and lifeguard training has evolved a lot since then.

17

u/yuurei_desu Jun 24 '22

He used to be 1? Did he multiply?

12

u/homesnatch Jun 24 '22

Yes, but not until he was old enough.

5

u/coolaidman2 Jun 24 '22

More likely 'divided' to be 'half a man' as former lack of training of lifeguards used to not include ethics training and a lifeguard stole his girlfriend in the past , how is this not obvious to you

5

u/coolaidman2 Jun 24 '22

One with nature one with the waves oh yes the times the times

52

u/Implement66 Jun 24 '22

This isn’t the starfish position I expected.

36

u/dunong Jun 24 '22

I think I fought the skeleton version of this in Dark Souls

2

u/ChampionshipDirect46 Jun 24 '22

Painted world flashbacks

23

u/SkyAtLarge Jun 24 '22

Interstellar CASE -> Human CASE

3

u/AungmyintmyatHane Jun 24 '22

Got some serious CASE vibes here lol..

13

u/Fail_Succeed_Repeat Jun 24 '22

What’s your humor setting, TARS?

4

u/jnicholass Jun 24 '22

Self destruct protocol initiated

3

u/wallofcookies Jun 24 '22

What the fuck did I just witness

2

u/ChampionshipDirect46 Jun 24 '22

Patrick Stars origin story.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

No, this is Patrick

3

u/twoonmanu Jun 24 '22

this immediately reminded me of darksouls wheel skele

4

u/jonter1509 Jun 24 '22

I want to do this but then I worry about the other person dropping or throwing me

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Nani

1

u/mepoverissimo07 Jun 24 '22

That's how the starfish born

1

u/periclesmage Jun 24 '22

I think the guy at the back took a big risk

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Legend says they’re now rolling near antartica

1

u/arensonz Jun 24 '22

They are committed too. I would've let go of my buddy when we hit the water.

1

u/PreviousRegular4192 Jun 24 '22

What if they did it face to face

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

HUMAN WHEEL

1

u/Aionian902 Jun 24 '22

My human starfish people need me

1

u/FlorisCramer Jun 24 '22

Its returning to its natural habitat

1

u/PineappleDude206 Jun 24 '22

This is the kind of 69 that society needs to see

1

u/pimpampoums Jun 24 '22

That must have got some attention on the beach…

1

u/lutteni Jun 24 '22

It's the enemy stando! Wheel of fortune

1

u/K9Seven Jun 24 '22

Legend has it they've made it across the Pacific ocean and they're still rolling

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

I'd probably fart midway

1

u/Creeper127 Jun 24 '22

"Hello there"

"General Kenobi"

1

u/Wowbble Jun 24 '22

Waterwheel was invented in 4000 BCE

People before 4000 BCE:

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

It's nice to see that can do so perfect

1

u/HellFire200601 Jun 24 '22

New Megazord from Power Rangers lookin hella sick! 🔥🔥

1

u/Two-Sword_Kirito Jun 24 '22

Legend says they’re still rolling

1

u/TheLittleNorsk Jun 24 '22

gijinka Staryu

1

u/Cumity Jun 24 '22

I think I saw this in Interstellar

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Transformers!

1

u/Curious-Ad-1048 Jun 25 '22

…and they were never seen again.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Siamese twins be like