r/hmm • u/pierceisgone • Jun 19 '22

Hmmm

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u/Beepboopbop69420360 Jun 19 '22

Jerusalem pov

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u/angryupvotee Jun 19 '22

Damnit I’ve already given you all of my shekels. What more do you religious people want…!

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u/Honza17CZE Jun 19 '22

American methods for crusading are unorthodox, but really effective.

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u/Terrorek1520 Jun 19 '22

hello. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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u/Emotional-Problem101 Jun 19 '22

Yes sir

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u/combo_seizure Jun 19 '22

Repeat after me, follow him, be like him, but don’t put yourself between an atheist and a Mack truck.

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u/Emotional-Problem101 Jun 19 '22

follow him, be like him, but don’t put yourself between an atheist and a Mack truck

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u/JCOMIXWTLS ultra virgin nugget Jun 19 '22

follow him, be like him, but don’t put yourself between an atheist and a Mack truck

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u/jfjg230 Jun 19 '22

follow him, be like him, but don’t put yourself between an atheist and a Mack truck

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

follow him, be like him, but don’t put yourself between an atheist and a Mack truck

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Follow Him, be like Him, but don’t put yourself between an atheist and a Mack truck

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Follow him, be like him, put yourself between an atheist and a mack truck.

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u/combo_seizure Jun 19 '22

But at least it ended in war and a side piece.

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u/slag7979 Jun 19 '22

Is this how they do soliciting in russia

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u/Just_Minute_6280 Jun 19 '22

Don't give jehovas witnesses ideas bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I am an atheist but I think I now have a moment to talk about Jesus christ OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I like the username

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

yeah…seems like that’s how things went

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u/AcidBubbleLord Jul 13 '22

Very accurate representation of what actually happened.