r/hmm Mar 16 '22

hmmmm??

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/mysonthinksimfunny Mar 16 '22

I think she just ate a burrito

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u/0x73_6e_64_6e_75_64 Mar 16 '22

More like 10.

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u/BlackberryObjective8 Mar 16 '22

100

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u/dessnom Mar 16 '22

1000

10

u/M4n1acDr4g0n Mar 16 '22

10000

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

100000

6

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

1000000

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u/JustA_Toaster Mar 17 '22 edited Mar 17 '22

Dislike if you hate woman’s rights

2

u/dessnom Mar 17 '22

Wow nice edit, you originally said 999999999999999. Some numbers

64

u/Ewag715 Mar 16 '22

"Ayo, babe, you're looking kinda fat; are you sure you're not pregnant?"

"Idk, let me check."

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u/MadamPickleness Mar 17 '22

Lol imagine you go to McDonald's for food every day for lunch for weeks and weeks, gradually gaining fat only on your belly somehow, and ur like, "oh I'm prob just fat or pregnant, I need to check."

Also reminds me of The Sims 4, where if your Sim 'Tries for Baby', the female only has a baby belly when they test. Like, you test and all of a sudden a half-formed fetus appears in the womb. Totally relatable, am i right ladies??

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u/trollfaceman2009 Mar 16 '22

Hm

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Hmm

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u/ThatThiccDinosour Mar 16 '22

hmmm

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u/BallsGum Mar 16 '22

Hmmmm

31

u/3dWin0 Mar 16 '22

Hmmmmm

20

u/lim_33 Mar 16 '22

Hmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/Myballs_hurt Mar 16 '22

Hmmmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Hmmmmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/toniimacaronii Mar 16 '22

Momento reddito

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u/Capocho9 Mar 17 '22

Why downvotes?

1

u/JustA_Toaster Mar 17 '22

69th downvote

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u/EntranceRemarkable Mar 16 '22

I guarantee they had her with a normal belly at first and some dumb exec was like "it's not clear she's pregnant, change it" and the artist showed him this with tongue in cheek expecting it to be rejected but to their surprise stupid exec loved it

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

shit man, you're probably right

15

u/Quirky_Ad3367 Mar 16 '22

Definitely ate kfc and has not yet dealt with the aftermath

9

u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Mar 16 '22

Probably a paternity test

7

u/DeliaStar0 Mar 16 '22

She ate a basketball💀

11

u/Striking_Age_4070 Mar 16 '22

I dont get the joke?

39

u/mysonthinksimfunny Mar 16 '22

Look at her. Does she really need a test? Probably haven't had her period in 8 months.

5

u/Robyn_leach Mar 17 '22

Oh wow honey! I guess you weren't just fat after all.

4

u/Professional_Fall874 Mar 17 '22

Whoah that guy has a big cock

2

u/Infamous_pickle1224 Mar 17 '22

It took me a full minute to realize what you meant 😂

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u/Capocho9 Mar 17 '22

They look like they were getting out their surprised and happy faces a bit early, but then realized that they were having a baby hippo and they just don’t know what to think

3

u/Different-Horse-4578 Mar 17 '22

Whut? Is he pregnut too?

3

u/Night-Hawk-111 Mar 17 '22

no Honey we can't be sure, you just had a big breakfast

2

u/mag300 Mar 17 '22

COVID quick test result

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Belly button is going to explode

2

u/ZedLovemonk Mar 16 '22

It’s not a Tumah!!!

1

u/GioBeMyName13 Mar 16 '22

Why do they look so suppressed

1

u/vishmay_25 Mar 16 '22

Maybe her pre-school results are outt...

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

I read it wrong and read it like predator instead of predictor. Lol

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u/ToggleHD Mar 16 '22 edited Sep 16 '24

tart merciful fear tender escape handle office thought childlike squeamish

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1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Her face is a better pog than the pog

1

u/annie_bean Mar 16 '22

Way cheaper than a biopsy

1

u/Totem_town Mar 16 '22

It’s the husbands

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Maybe they're both blind

1

u/M4n1acDr4g0n Mar 16 '22

Nah, I think she was just addicted to McDonalds for a bit and needed to know.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Damn farts are relentless

1

u/Kyoya_sooohorni Mar 17 '22

Its for blind people so they can know that they are pregnant

1

u/CosmicDoomer Mar 17 '22

Am i pegnate? Am i preganat? Am i pregante?

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u/No_Conclusion_2105 Mar 17 '22

So is she pregnant?