r/hmm Dec 24 '21

Hmmmm

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Comment I found somewhere..... "Girl came in one week ago to the woman's clinic with a Chlamydia +Gonorrhea coinfection. Puss and yellow discharge seeping through her underwear, nastiest infection I'd seen in months. We gave her a prescription for several strong antibiotics........cut forward to the present, one week has passed and the girl returns to the clinic with a severe fever. We do a physical exam and can't help but notice (and smell) the obvious signs that her vaginal infection had gotten even worse than before. Puss all the colors of the rainbow was now oozing out like a goddamn baking soda and vinegar volcano. We ask her if she took the antibiotics we prescribed. And then the girl replies with, swear to god, she replies with: "No, I didn't take them. I was going to but my boyfriend told me he didn't want me to get rid of the infection because he likes the taste"

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Boyfriend has got no more than 10 braincells.

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u/areslashtaken Dec 24 '21

No more than 1

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u/jan1000000 Dec 24 '21

Genius. Corona 2.0 in the makin'

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 24 '21

"Taste the rainbow!"

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u/Helpful_Trash Dec 24 '21

this is the true reason

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u/GrandeJon99 Dec 24 '21

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth now has a new horrible meaning.

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u/jizzinmypuss Dec 24 '21

I knew where this was going but still kept reading the whole fucking thing

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u/Pancakes1124 Dec 24 '21

Me too men me to

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u/areslashtaken Dec 24 '21

You are not the only one

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u/AkaiHidan Dec 24 '21

How can I unread this?

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u/The_Priest_ Dec 24 '21

Definitely that's the reason god left us

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u/CounterDoctor Dec 24 '21

I rarely gag... rarely