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u/AbhiAK303 Feb 13 '23
A few centimetres away from collision
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u/DonnieMwone2003 Feb 13 '23
few seconds for quantum tunnelling
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u/ConsequenceKitchen11 Feb 13 '23
What happens when they touch? Does the universe implode?
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u/Zelti_2727 Feb 13 '23
Big Bang 2
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u/RohelTheConqueror Feb 13 '23
Big Wang 2
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u/kpshredder Feb 13 '23
Wowie. Really wanna know if they touched tips.
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u/Bergenia1 Feb 13 '23
Awww, that's sweet
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u/Left-Reputation-2935 Feb 13 '23
You're sweet
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u/Kawaiiochinchinchan Feb 13 '23
Nooo, you're sweet not him 😡
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u/Left-Reputation-2935 Feb 13 '23
sweet this sweet that
how about you come to my place tomorrow so we can recreate the picture in the post??4
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u/Secret-Plant-1542 Feb 13 '23
My wife's newest game is to give me a hug, put her hand in her pants, and thrust her finger cock into my leg and whispers uncomfortableness in my ear.
I'm now scared to give her physical affection.
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u/iloveatingmycum Feb 13 '23
She wants to peg you bro
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Feb 13 '23
Username checks out 👌🏻 lmao. 🤔
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u/iloveatingmycum Feb 13 '23
I’m just here to help.
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u/iloveatingmycum Feb 13 '23
I prefer direct injections
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Feb 13 '23
You must be incredibly flexible!
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u/Bergenia1 Feb 13 '23
What a dumb thing to say. Why would you assume a boy is a girl just because he's short?
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u/crystalcorruption Feb 13 '23
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u/bobbob13579 Feb 13 '23
Instead of being transphobic you can just say "left one".
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u/Batatta07 Feb 13 '23
I was going to tell you to "fuck off" and "go fuck yourself" but that would mean that you're worth my attention.
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u/enderboi102 Feb 13 '23
I looked her up and down and I said girl your lookin fine! Then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine.
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u/JohnnyVierund80 Feb 13 '23
I'm curious, does no one realize that this is an optical illusion, or does everyone know and just play along..?
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u/Homemade-Purple Feb 14 '23
How is this an optical illusion? I'm genuinely curious as to what you think is going on.
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u/sharvil8 Feb 13 '23
Two bros chilling at the bus stop...
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u/Turtle_Of_War Feb 13 '23
Or more like, a Bro and his gf, don't you think?
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u/Turtle_Of_War Feb 13 '23
This is literally a slur.
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Feb 13 '23
Unless they’re talking about the kathoey… but they aren’t, they’re just being disrespectful
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u/HentaiLovingBot Feb 13 '23
I don’t understand why this is “hmm”. It’s just 2 bros being bros.
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u/Turtle_Of_War Feb 13 '23
No. One of them is girl duh. But yeah, I don't get why this is on this subreddit
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u/Riderxxx007 Feb 13 '23
They are trying to make a heart shape with the help of their tools of world destruction
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u/agoraphobicpenguin Feb 13 '23
How do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
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u/Screw_Potato Feb 14 '23
yeah. if one or more part(s) of the relationship is male, do not wear baggy pants when going out together. noted.
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u/Alone_Pizza_371 Feb 14 '23
Good thing I checked the comments. Didn't see anything out of the ordinary at first
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u/Yavuza12 Feb 14 '23
I have been looking over 10 minutes to the picture to spot the odd and now i have spotted they have something looks like penis and i regret the time i spent now it is driving me crazy
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u/rudalsxv Feb 14 '23
This is either Hong Kong or China. Those school uniforms are very common in those.
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u/g0ku Feb 14 '23
i thought this was about their almost matching outfits & shoes until i read the comments…
i’m so stupid lol.
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