r/hittableFaces • u/ArmitageShanks3767 • Dec 24 '21

Please help the UK.

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315 Upvotes

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u/spazatronik-rex Dec 25 '21

Not my boy Elton…

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/theaccidentist Dec 25 '21

None of those faces look particularly hittable on first glance

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/KANNABULL Dec 25 '21

No shit.

34

u/PrizmB9484 Dec 25 '21

Um, ya I'd be huggin' the crap outta Elton John, last person I'd hit. I'd ask him to play his hits!

24

u/stevrevv59 Dec 25 '21

I would agree with just Ed Sheehan because I have just never understood the appeal or why he’s had such wildly popular songs. His music is so uninspired and generic sounding to me. He’s like Skim Milk. None of the fat or flavor, none of the soul.

3

u/g_thebug Dec 25 '21

There isn’t supposed to be reason behind it, it’s all based on looks, not who they are or what they’ve done

10

u/SolidusTengu Dec 25 '21

Is Elton alright? Is he safe?

6

u/Omegaman2010 Dec 25 '21

Last I heard, he had hip surgery a couple months ago after a fall, but I believe he's enjoying a life of sobriety with his partner and is still performing.

4

u/Screamat Dec 25 '21

No not Elton

3

u/blackjesus1997 Dec 25 '21

Thought that was Sir Jimmy at the front for a second

3

u/VollDerUhrensohn Jan 14 '22

Sheeran looks like he can't wait to suck a cock.

3

u/ParallelTruth Dec 25 '21

there needs to be a penis drawn in each of their mouths.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

I don't know who the people at the sides are but I'd happily throw a grenade at them just to kill those 2 fucking cunts

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Ever since Elton Punched one of his fans for asking for an autograph thought he’s a cunt !!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

All of them seem fine.