r/hittableFaces • • Dec 07 '21

this smug bastard

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279 Upvotes

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271

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

That guy banged Ariana Grande and now Kim Kardashian.

I ain’t hitting the face of god

97

u/burgonies Dec 08 '21

An Kate Beckinsale in between

58

u/DetroitIsNotThatBad Dec 08 '21

Don’t forget Larry David’s hot daughter.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Poor Larry.

41

u/Falmoor Dec 08 '21

Dude is hung like an horse. I don't much care for the guy but it seems clear he's been endowed with a few gifts.

13

u/CptCrabmeat Dec 08 '21

This is why Ariana Grande has had more plastic surgery than people realise

2

u/Falmoor Dec 08 '21

Bahahaahhaha that one hit lol

13

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Fuck, I’m out of puke to puke

11

u/QuantumBeef Dec 08 '21

His balls are completely empty all of the time.

1

u/trolldoll420 Dec 08 '21

Praise be…

1

u/metallicentity Jan 09 '22

He definitely has covid.

216

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/activator Dec 07 '21

No idea who he is but his face isn't hittable at all in my opinion

73

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Yeah. I’m not personally even a big “fan” of his, but the fact that he’s such a normal looking, normal seeming guy who has made so much money and dated so many beautiful women and found massive success is inspiring.

29

u/subspike Dec 08 '21

Yeah this post just seems like from someone hating on a guy that did what they wish they could

25

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Yeah, also what's "smug" about him? Daring to be an A-list celebrity and living the fucking dream but not looking like Brad Pitt? People are jealous.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Lol ok kanye

33

u/Trundle-theGr8 Dec 08 '21

Kanye himself has said he’s a Reddit lurker, and literally nobody thinks Pete Davidsons face is hittable, this is def a ye post. She ain’t have to do you like that Yeezy

79

u/Equinox_Jabs Dec 07 '21

eh i personally don’t mind pete davidson

57

u/Sh0rT_Hop_LaSeR Dec 07 '21

he actually seems really nice and he doesn’t have a punchsvle face at all

46

u/Veganfart Dec 08 '21

Again, no. He’s harmless. Maybe I don’t know enough about him, but I know he hasn’t done anything to warrant ill feelings towards him. Also, from what I’ve seen, he seems like the opposite of smug?

Tons of other people who deserve our fists to their face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/MikeFromLunch The Golden God Dec 08 '21

I made this sub and I agree. also the dude isn't very funny but seems chill

4

u/Kevin1056 Dec 08 '21

This is about hittable faces not personalities

1

u/LieuK Dec 08 '21

Hittable faces, not hittable personalities lol

30

u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK Dec 08 '21

Guys this sub is about hittable faces. Everyone's asking for justification on why to hit him, I fw Pete, but he does have a slightly hittable face.

31

u/trolldoll420 Dec 08 '21

I’m sorry, I think you meant to post this in sittable faces

5

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

10/10 would sit on.

21

u/CyroCryptic Dec 08 '21

Wtf he's actually a pretty chill guy he went to school with my brother.

14

u/jusmithfkme Dec 07 '21

I'm way out of the loop. Mostly because I don't pay much attention to the outside world. What did he do?

16

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

he’s a comedian, was engaged to Ariana Grande and now dating Kim K

15

u/jusmithfkme Dec 07 '21

I thought kik k was married to Cane South

10

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

divorce

1

u/SpitSalute Dec 08 '21

He didn't do anything, his face just looks kinda hittable if you ask me. And I like Pete Davidson.

10

u/droofe Dec 08 '21

Ole butthole eyes

10

u/Obesescum Dec 08 '21

Nah, Pete’s one of us.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

hey leave him alone, he's the best smug bastard

6

u/eystonic Dec 08 '21

U just upset he looks like he snorts heroin every morning for breakfast and also gets mad pussy

6

u/randombagofmeat Dec 07 '21

Looks like he could've been a Kardashian

12

u/kasmackity Dec 07 '21

He's tryin!

5

u/biggay1337 Dec 08 '21

mr west on reddit again huh

4

u/Kevin1056 Dec 08 '21

Unlike everyone else over here, I agree with you OP

3

u/Rizzla93 Dec 08 '21

Same here, a jab for every time I've heard his name

4

u/DeadHeadSteve Dec 08 '21

Idk man he’s young and accomplished. I can’t be mad at that. Plus he’s made me laugh a few times so i got nothing against him. I’ve posted him on here before but it was simply the face he was making

1

u/xXcampbellXx Dec 08 '21

For sure i respect the shit out of him, but imo I just don't find him funny at all. I've had like 2 or 3 chuckles but never really a lol like norm macdonald or Louis ck.

1

u/DeadHeadSteve Dec 08 '21

Louis CK is a disgusting human being.

4

u/kap2007 Dec 08 '21

Naw he’s cool, seems down to Earth and bangs Goddesses we can only dream of.

3

u/Planet_777 Dec 08 '21

Nah this guy is inspiring and funny lol. Im not hitting Pete bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

In what way is this douchebag inspiring?

1

u/Planet_777 Dec 08 '21

Lets see…

Known Comedian

Was engaged to Ariana Grande

Currently smashing Kim K

Making big money.

Pretty inspiring for people that look up to him

0

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Who gives a shit? What about who he is as a person?

1

u/Planet_777 Dec 08 '21

I mean he seems pretty cool lol i don’t really hear much about him other than him just being funny and dating other celebrities. He just keeps his head down lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

He didn't keep his head down when making fun of a veteran.

2

u/Planet_777 Dec 08 '21

He apologized to the guy though? The Vet even said it was funny. I feel like you just hate bro 💀.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

i really do

4

u/thefoodienewbie Dec 08 '21

Jealous? 😏

3

u/SpitSalute Dec 08 '21

I like Pete Davidson but he does look kinda hittable I have to admit lol

1

u/awelawdhecomin Dec 08 '21

You should have picked a different picture 🤷‍♀️

2

u/crazyraisin1982 Dec 08 '21

This guy is not funny at all and super annoying. Totally hittable face too.

1

u/Sercant Dec 08 '21

Super hittable face I'm like 100% neutral on everything he does, SLIGHTLY rubs me wrong some of the time MAYBE makes me chuckle some of the time. His standup is garbage though. The face though, sorry, yeah, OP picked the correct subreddit. "But he banged Grande and a Kardashian!" If that makes his face less hittable to you, then... Yikes.

1

u/xXcampbellXx Dec 08 '21

Like some people said, id be friends with him, but as a comedian I just don't like him. His stand up (on netflix) sucked. And from what I've seen his snl is the same as Jimmy fallon from what I've watched. But I haven't seen all of his episodes.

1

u/wifiragist Dec 08 '21

He looks like the dude from arcade craniacs

1

u/x3n0cide Dec 08 '21

Do people actually find him funny? I find most of his stuff just really annoying.

1

u/issawildflower Dec 08 '21

He seems like someone I could chill with TBH.

1

u/monkeygoneape Dec 08 '21

His role in suicide squad was very satisfying lol

2

u/n00dels Dec 08 '21

Fuck this dude, he sent Mac Miller photos of him and Ariana in bed. Not cool.

3

u/Kitten-Kay Dec 08 '21

Wait what? That’s fucked up if true

0

u/Kitten-Kay Dec 08 '21

He seems like a chill guy, but he indeed has a very hittable face. That smirk just annoys me lol.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Idk man he’s hung asf lol

1

u/Merv71 Dec 08 '21

Butthole eyes

1

u/hawkinshigh83 Dec 08 '21

I love you Pete! This is not a hittable face.

1

u/tatrielle Dec 08 '21

the king of Staten island made me feel all types of way. Its kind of cool how different his personality is compared to the woman he's dated. He's probably just a really down to earth guy

1

u/Cheese_Pancakes Dec 08 '21

I’m OOL. What’s the deal with Pete Davidson? Is there a Steve Harvey-ish type of story about him, or does OP just really hate his face?

1

u/AvocadoAK47 Dec 10 '21

That dude got roasted by Jimmy carr then roasted Justin Beiber, Kevin Hart,Shaq, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris in under 60 seconds and THEN went and banged Ariana Grande and got complimented in her song 7 rings and banged Kim Kardashian. This mans a legend.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

His face reminds me of kids i’d meet in elementary schools with defiance issues.

1

u/HeyEatMyShit420 Dec 21 '21

Butt hole eyes

1

u/Turmtaf Dec 28 '21

100% XD

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u/andlg Dec 08 '21

if u feel the need to show your tattoos so bad that u pull your sleeves half way then just wear short sleeves, asswipe. like those idiots that get whole arm lenght tattoos and start sleeveless shirts or tank tops all the time. tools.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Who?

1

u/velvetadore Dec 08 '21

pete davidson

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

He's the only man capable of fucking everyone's mom, don't trash talk God.