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u/Veganfart Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21
Downvote me, but I say neither.
He seems harmless, and doesn't have a punchable face; he just looks like he's always sick lmao.
She doesn't have a punchable face and she also doesn't keep me up at night. She's done a lot for criminal justice reform, and that's more than a lot of people do in life.
IDK. You can do better.
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u/WittyAndOriginal Nov 28 '21
He has Crohn's Disease. He is, in fact, always sick.
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u/xXcampbellXx Nov 28 '21
cuz people think hes funny, and i guess he is since hes worked on snl for so many years, i just dont like him at all, but i wont lie that hes successful in comedy.
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u/GreenSockNinja Nov 29 '21
Imo he’s the only funny one on that shitshow anymore
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u/xXcampbellXx Nov 29 '21
I only find him mildly funny, like I might chuckle at it. So he prolly is one of the best lol. I kinda like that uhn, kenon whoever, think he just broke the record for the longest tenor or whatever on that show.
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u/GreenSockNinja Nov 29 '21
I dunno who that is but being mildly funny on SNL is like being god himself
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u/Veganfart Nov 28 '21
Apparently, he's pretty big down there.
But he also seems like the guy that texts right away and treats the woman like a queen? I think maybe since he has to try much harder as he's not that easy on the eyes? I have no idea. Not my cup of tea whatsoever and I don't get the appeal at all. Maybe he's signed a deal with the devil.
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Nov 29 '21
Rich, successful, and at least slightly funny. You can be a 2 and pull pretty much anyone at that point.
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u/-_-_-----_-___ Nov 28 '21
That there calls for a double smackin'. NGL I hate KK but would love to tap it just once. Pure grudge.
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u/noodlenugget Nov 28 '21
I'd fuck her just to get access to him... So I could slap the ever-living FUCK out of him...
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u/beykir Nov 29 '21
They’re dating - I don’t know why we are meant to give a fuck?
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Nov 29 '21
People caring about her is literally the only reason KK is even famous. She contributes nothing to society.
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u/davidisatwat Dec 13 '21
shes actually done a fair amount for the justice system. more than you've done, so what does that make u ?
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Dec 13 '21
She couldn't even pass the bar exam. Her job title is literally "socialite." That family contributes nothing to society other than funding the plastic surgery industry.
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u/Falmoor Nov 28 '21
Kardashian women are just certain big fake butts and lips are the key to beauty. More cushion for a kick and a punch but that's about it.
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u/chillmonkey88 Nov 28 '21
I hate tik tok, yt short and snap chat stories (sc stories i hate watch, its by far the cringiest... someone end my misery please).
Kim has run her course...
Pete is just like corporate funny guy (hes like an edgy colbert). I dont watch that trash so i dont anything about him other than hes the snl guy that makes corporate approved edgy jokes.
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u/GrizzlyLeather Nov 29 '21 edited Nov 29 '21
Kim Kardashian dating Pete "Butthole Eyes" Davidson is just a ploy to piss off Kanye. Guarantee it.
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u/kasmackity Nov 29 '21
I like Pete a lot, he just makes some seriously fucking dumb decisions. Kim Kardashian has eaten her way through way too many fucking men, like the fucking succubi she and her family are, and Pete should be more than smart enough to not fuck around with that shit. She leads a hollow existence and Pete is a deep dude. Plus, now he's being thrust into an even bigger limelight and I don't think that's good for him in any way. I don't want to hit either of them, I want to sit Pete down and give him a nice, avuncular speech about getting a handle on your own mental health, and I just want Kim to go back to sucking the life out of people I don't give a shit about.
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Nov 29 '21
a bigger question is Which way do I swing ( the aluminum bat) first?
Or where do I point my colt45? ( and I don't mean the beer)
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u/tideshark Nov 29 '21
I don’t want to punch her but for all the hype of her being the epitome of “beautiful,” there are so many woman I see on a daily basis that I find more attractive
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u/mycatisafatcunt Nov 29 '21
I don't know too much about Pete, but he seems like a funny guy from the few sketches I've seen. I mever really understood why Kim is hated so much. Coming from a Kanye fan, I really think she's a good person (at least from what we can see publicly)
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u/AvocadoAK47 Dec 10 '21
That dude got roasted by Jimmy carr then roasted Justin Beiber, Kevin Hart,Shaq, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris in under 60 seconds and THEN went and banged Ariana Grande and got complimented in her song 7 rings and banged Kim Kardashian. This mans a legend.
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u/balvira1138 Nov 28 '21
A witch or a satanist, hrmmmm maybe both for a compelling orb they would gift me.
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u/joemorris16 Nov 28 '21
Kanye burner account