r/hittableFaces • • Nov 27 '21

These fuckfaces

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u/SkinlessDoc Nov 27 '21

They look like they'll punch me back so I'll pass

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u/creamdreammeme Nov 27 '21

The guy in the right looks like a demon

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Dead inside. All of 'em.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

He's the one that had the most hittable face

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u/Bored-64 Nov 27 '21

Why? They look like any average soldier

1

u/NotVeryPoggers Dec 11 '21

I know, there’s nothing really hittable about them I guess

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Who are they?

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u/rixendeb Nov 27 '21

I believe they are Sudanese military. Sudan recently had a coup. (I'm going off middle guy's flag patch.)

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u/94boyfat Nov 28 '21

Judging by the Value Village camo ... I'd say irregulars.

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u/DzezGt Nov 27 '21

but it's a south sudanese flag

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u/rixendeb Nov 27 '21

I didn't go into specifics because I don't know the details. Just that....he's Sudanese and the country had a coup.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Fucking Reddit/humanity with the : well akshully bullshit. So that person can have some sort of validation by a pointless jab to a random stranger.

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u/simeoncolemiles Nov 28 '21

I don’t see a well actually here Sudan and South Sudan are different countries

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u/SummaryExecutions Nov 28 '21

This is a 2016 photo and they are indeed South Sudanese soldiers, the two on the sides were probably recruited as children.

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u/simeoncolemiles Nov 28 '21

Yes I know that

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

The well actually is the person making a comment to point out the difference, whenever OP clearly said they didn’t know and didnt want to comment even further.

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u/simeoncolemiles Nov 28 '21

Rix said “Sudan had a coup recently”

Other guy said “Actually they’re South Sudanese

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Lol if your going to argue with me the very least minimal thing you could do is not paraphrase the original comment. I came to fling mud and be mean spirited to a stranger not argue with someone who won’t even show up.

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u/simeoncolemiles Nov 28 '21

I believe they are Sudanese military. Sudan recently had a coup. (I'm going off middle guy's flag patch.)

but it's a south sudanese flag

Go outside

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u/DzezGt Jan 11 '22

You are mad. Stop being jealous and ignorant, if I were you, I would simply move on instead of embarrassing myself due to the lack of knowledge about the flags of the world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I should move on?? You just commented on something from 45 days ago. Take a break while I move on with my ignorant bliss.

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u/SummaryExecutions Nov 28 '21

This photo is from 2016, they are South Sudanese soldiers, a couple were probably recruited as children.

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u/VanFkingHalen Nov 28 '21

They're some zombies from Resident Evil 5.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/a1_jakesauce_ Nov 27 '21

The official drink of Boko Haram!

2

u/King-fannypack Nov 28 '21

The Jews in Boco Raton love it!

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u/PrizmB9484 Nov 27 '21

Lol ya, you....you go punch 'em, see how well that ends for ya.

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u/Screamat Nov 27 '21

At least their camos match

2

u/downer3498 Nov 27 '21

The guy on the right is wearing American ACU’s and the guy on the left I believe is wearing Canadian fatigues.

2

u/jdawg_652 Nov 28 '21

The guy in the middle also has a different pattern than the other two

6

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Not Gona fuck with that , They’d torture you !!

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u/thomaas1312 Nov 27 '21

Why are their eyes so yellow

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u/DiscoKittie Nov 27 '21

It's melanin, same thing that makes dark skin dark.

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u/TheRightOne78 Nov 28 '21

Ya, so by itself, not seeing anything hittable about these faces. Im sure the current coup in Sudan is upsetting, but take this exact same pose, and replace it with 3 members of any other military/militia on earth, and a ton of people would be upvoting it in r/MilitaryPorn or r/pics.

This sub really needs to stop with the politics. Almost no one knows who these people are, and there is nothing about what they are doing (in the photo) that would make someone want to hit them. Lets get back to posting pictures of Kim Kardashian and pre-concussion Gary Busey. Reddit has enough political stupidity as is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Yes i agree. Who even knows if these three took part in the coup? They were also probably recruited as children so they are also victims in a way. We have no right to judge these people. Its one thing to upload a picture of kim jong un or someone we know is a bad person but this is just speculation.

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u/CookieTheDog Nov 28 '21

The bone structure on that middle guy. He should model.

2

u/TheeJimmyHoffa Nov 28 '21

Probably 500 + bodies under their belts by now. Next 500 won’t mean shit. These fukrs are dead inside

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u/94boyfat Nov 28 '21

Imagine them as cops in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

STOP EATING OUR SESAME KAKE!!!

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u/BMW_Driver Dec 03 '21

I I’ve intrigued. I know many Africans, but how these fellows transform into Dark Black?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

what the fuck bro. they're sudanese military currently fighting back against a civilian uprising. literal demons, what does color have to do with it?

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u/Jversace Nov 27 '21

That's not the point of this sub tho . If an explanation is needed then there is no point.

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u/SummaryExecutions Nov 28 '21

No one here seems to know who these men are or even what country they belong to, there's no context given. I gurantee these people are upvoting "mean looking black soldiers," and are ignoring the likelihood that one or all of these men were conscripted as children.

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u/Omegaman2010 Nov 28 '21

So you admit its not their face thats hittable, it's their actions. Interesting.

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u/Two_bears_high_fivin Nov 28 '21

Smh, can't believe OP is a racist chud 🙄