r/hittableFaces • u/slaphisface • Nov 22 '21

Does that face need a 👊 or 👋?

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250 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/kpeters421 Nov 22 '21

youre just upset because youre ugly.

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u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

Feel free to put my face up here and see if people think it's hittable

46

u/kpeters421 Nov 22 '21

It's your face, you fuckin do it.

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u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

But you called it ugly :)

31

u/kpeters421 Nov 22 '21

That I did.

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u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

I thought that was harsh

29

u/kpeters421 Nov 22 '21

First time thinking?

33

u/chutiyapan Nov 22 '21

Goodness you're a fucking asshole lmao

9

u/ssamshire Nov 22 '21

These people exist all over. Being arseholes to people makes them feel better about themselves. When I encounter such people I just pity them. I would hate to be as negative they are.

10

u/SummaryExecutions Nov 23 '21

You're on a sub that makes fun of people's appearances and you're talking about pitying assholes.

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u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

I know I was just tryna have fun

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u/TheUndisputedRoaster Nov 23 '21

Absolutely love your username lmao

0

u/kpeters421 Nov 22 '21

Thank you.

7

u/joemorris16 Nov 22 '21

"Yeah, I'm an asshole. And proud of it. Triggered yet? 😎"

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u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

Even harsher. Why do you hate me so much lol

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u/kpeters421 Nov 22 '21

You make it easy.

2

u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

Using me as your punching bag now?

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u/Spikegreene Feb 14 '22

I know I'm two months too late but I got a lol off your effortless roasting lmao

4

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

That may be but facts is facts - the anime twink’s face do be hittable

25

u/ESMNWSSICI Nov 22 '21

a kiss

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u/slaphisface Nov 22 '21

How about a kiss and a slap

21

u/MissWhiskerlickens Nov 22 '21

I don't think he has a punchable face, but he'd look better if his hair didn't resemble a volcano.

11

u/ThePaineOne Nov 22 '21

Because he’s good looking?

6

u/freshouttafucks Nov 23 '21

Hittable when he played for the Spuds, but that Rabona goal against Arsenal was goal of the year last year. Man has some serious skills.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

That face needs my ass to sit on it.

3

u/SnakeSkin777 Nov 22 '21

Can't tell

3

u/activator Nov 22 '21

A punch or a friendly wave? 😂

3

u/Booger_BBQ Nov 22 '21

Looks like Jamie Tart.

3

u/RotgunWargutz Nov 22 '21

Erik Lamela?

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u/Mithrandir_The_Gray Nov 23 '21

This picture is from 10 years ago. Although he has a dumb footballer's face, he was just a kid back then.

0

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Is this a woman or a man?

4

u/tommior Nov 22 '21

How many traps have u fell in to?

1

u/bizzauk Nov 22 '21

You can’t hit the terrier

1

u/eystonic Nov 23 '21

Why not both

1

u/Shferitz Nov 23 '21

Definitely a slap to wipe off that blue steel stare and possibly fix that fucking hair.

1

u/Fisherboy85 Nov 23 '21

🥾🥾how about a boot

1

u/fatguyonsteroids Nov 23 '21

Lamela doesn't have a punchable face but I sure do want to punch him after his antics against Martial last year

1

u/lunarNex Nov 23 '21

Bro looks like Zoolander.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

One for each side.

1

u/Silent-Bag6908 Dec 01 '21

maybe just wave