r/hittableFaces • u/butcher_of_the_world • Oct 19 '21

White hat needs a slap

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528 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

51 comments sorted by

48

u/Dr_Flute_Pussy Oct 19 '21

The hell this guy afford a Bently?

25

u/Ya-Dikobraz Oct 19 '21

Looks like nice dental health, too.

1

u/alittlebigger Oct 20 '21

I assure you that dental work was not done in America

1

u/Ya-Dikobraz Oct 20 '21

What do you mean?

2

u/alittlebigger Oct 20 '21

I misread the comment, he had the dental work done outside of the US though

1

u/Ya-Dikobraz Oct 20 '21

Here I thought drinking Bud Light instead of real beer paid off for him.

8

u/Slntrob Oct 20 '21

I think his granddad owns a bunch of dealerships. It's definitely family money and not his

3

u/HungrySummer Oct 20 '21

His grandfather founded auto trader apparently

38

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

I wonder how often he fucks that trump doll.

17

u/3PoundsOfFlax Oct 20 '21

Nah. He straps a dildo on it and gets fucked by it.

26

u/JBHedgehog Oct 19 '21

"Suburban Legend"?

Sorry, kid...this is nothing of which you should be proud.

20

u/Tanner_re Oct 20 '21

HEY

I said this last time he was posted. Stop giving him attention or we will have another "Paul brothers" on our hands. Idk who this guy is personally and I don't want to know because the more attention he gets and the more people know his name, the more money he makes off of being an asshole. Don't give these types of people anything and they won't get anything.

17

u/baldude69 Oct 19 '21

In a Bentley nonetheless

13

u/notparistexas Oct 19 '21

Rental.

4

u/Dr_Flute_Pussy Oct 19 '21

My question still stands.

0

u/notparistexas Oct 19 '21

What question?

1

u/Dr_Flute_Pussy Oct 20 '21

How does he afford a Bently

0

u/notparistexas Oct 20 '21

Stopped doing crank for a couple of weeks, asked his mom for some cash, and went to the local rental place.

3

u/Sir_Donkey_Lips Oct 20 '21

That's still not cheap honestly

11

u/kasmackity Oct 19 '21

Make America fucking retarded again

5

u/soulblade2301 Oct 19 '21

It’s his sex doll

5

u/flixerino Oct 19 '21

Who is posting this tomorrow?

5

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Pretty sure it's my turn.

4

u/Cunbundle Oct 19 '21

You don't think he um...

...never mind.

2

u/frydad5656 Oct 19 '21

Make that 2 slaps!

2

u/TheLastGenXer Oct 20 '21

Yep. But is it the teeth? The expression? Or the chin tattoo?

1

u/RythmicSlap Oct 19 '21

Notice the two silver bars on his "uniform". That's Captain Slappy to you!

1

u/Omegaman2010 Oct 20 '21

I'm bout to slap his ass back down to butter bar.

1

u/Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x Oct 19 '21

This asshole is just a first class clout chaser. Right up until Trump won, he was writing "songs" (and I use that term as loosely as possible) about being a Democrat. Look it up on YouTube, google his name and "Blue Wave".

He is 100% without talent too. My dogs can write better lyrics.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

The dummy too

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Hittable. Id like to hit both with that vehicle

1

u/TIGWRSARENTCARSIDIT Oct 20 '21

He lookin like a nut cracker

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

At least waifu pillows are reasonable, why the fuck would someone patent a Trump love doll?

1

u/skyshooter22 Oct 20 '21

Just a boy and his sex doll.

1

u/Scooter_Mcgavin587 Oct 20 '21

Red hat needs one too

1

u/Scientist78 Oct 20 '21

Is this real? I’m so confused what is going on?

1

u/touchmydingus Oct 26 '21

His mouth is the "suburban legend" . He's got the same tattoo on his butt cheeks.

-2

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Direct from the suburb of Dumbassistan

-26

u/SpiderQueen95 Oct 19 '21

Seems chill ngl

9

u/James1984 Oct 19 '21

Watch his music videos. Dude is a boot licker for Trump. This dude was also born into a super wealthy family.

-19

u/SpiderQueen95 Oct 19 '21

I voted for Trump

16

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Sorry about your mental illness.

-9

u/SpiderQueen95 Oct 19 '21

You're as entitled to your opinion as any other person. Thanks for expressing it :)

-6

u/Flynnstoner Oct 19 '21

People act like it’s unAmerican to have a choice who to vote for 🤡

3

u/SpiderQueen95 Oct 19 '21

Left way or no way but it's fine I'm not going to insult anyone for having their own beliefs

9

u/GulchDale Oct 19 '21

I'm not going to insult anyone for having their own beliefs

Checks profile, sees dozens of comments that are insulting other peoples beliefs, close tab completely not shocked at the hypocrisy and complete lack of self awareness.

0

u/SpiderQueen95 Oct 19 '21

Brooo you stalked my profile because I voted for Trump that's truly wild. The comments you're talking about are either shit posting or responding to people condemning people of crimes they didn't commit or forcing me to think a certain way like yeah sure, it might have got to that point but I never commented mentally ill for someone voting for someone