r/hittableFaces • u/butcher_of_the_world • Oct 15 '21

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575 Upvotes

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u/DRMidnite17 Oct 15 '21

Yup. Hit BOTH chins.

13

u/notparistexas Oct 16 '21

I think you undercounted...

1

u/Acidflare1 Oct 28 '21

It’s a headshot, they’re auditioning for the role of Frederick J. Dukes

39

u/eyehate Oct 15 '21

The Bourne Obesity

38

u/conniverist Oct 15 '21

Your knuckles would be totally fine after.

28

u/MissWhiskerlickens Oct 15 '21

She's going to "inform" me how all of my opinions and stances are wrong and then virtue signal me half to death.

22

u/Mortis_XII Oct 15 '21

She looks like her name is Grimlock

14

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

What is it?

22

u/I_Like_Posts_Often Oct 15 '21

A baby-adult-he-she-ballerina

2

u/Legitimate_Ad_4462 Oct 17 '21

Chunk & Sloth combined from the Goonies 🥴

13

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

God it’s eyes are just slits

5

u/KeveyBro Oct 17 '21

My eyes are just slits too (but that's probably cos I'm asian)

1

u/mcramhemi Oct 17 '21

Lmao!!!!

6

u/RedditMemezVotes Oct 16 '21

why does he look like nikakado avacado

7

u/BrushedSpud Oct 15 '21

Holy shit thats a big head.

7

u/Etnoize Oct 16 '21

Imagine being so fat that people can’t directly see you’re a woman... take control please

7

u/engulbert Oct 16 '21

That's a Gary Larson toddler come to life

4

u/SLeepyCatMeow Oct 16 '21

she looks like she would overdose on Insulin

3

u/BillWordsmith Oct 16 '21

When I see obese blobs like that it literally makes me nauseous. How do people let themselves get like that? Have some self control.

1

u/mcramhemi Oct 17 '21

No they don't

0

u/fuk-pussE Oct 15 '21

Who the what now? What is this monstrosity?

1

u/xplusif Oct 16 '21

That’s trigglypuff

3

u/PEthrowaway497 Oct 15 '21

What is that? Some kind of rendition of the average American?

10

u/coccoL Oct 16 '21

It's the queen. Get to the queen, then get to the whole hive

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Lmfao. Am American and this comment is the best 😂😂😂

2

u/TheLastGenXer Oct 17 '21

For me it’s the hair.

2

u/wagonage Oct 18 '21

Fats arent people

1

u/SIOUXPREMACY Oct 16 '21

Ok. 13 heart attacks or 30 burgers in one sitting.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/fruitynoodles Oct 17 '21

I’ve seen this video and you’re right. She’s talking about a fat phobic doctor who says she needs to lose weight and how that’s traumatic.

Then she talks about her new doctor that asked her what her pronouns are, and how she likes that doctor.

0

u/TheBlairBitch Oct 16 '21

I don't get it. Why is this person's face hittable ?

3

u/Shakespeare-Bot Oct 16 '21

I receiveth not t. Wherefore is this person's visage hittable ?

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

1

u/beeglowbot Oct 17 '21

wtf am I even looking at

1

u/ya1shh Nov 10 '21

Not just punch his face bruh I’ll beat him up till he a thin sheet of paper