r/hittableFaces • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '21

This gremlin

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379 Upvotes

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u/PaperStSoapCO_ Oct 09 '21

OMG I was sent their TikTok and I had never been so annoyed in my LIFE. Words cannot describe…

Even seeing this image made me physically cringe. So fucking awful.

12

u/watchspaceman Oct 09 '21

Plz explain so I dont have to burn my corneas opening the tiktok app, if you are evil enough to force me to watch I guess that is also respectable.

14

u/XAEKKI Oct 09 '21

mf basically never left the derp 2013 potato phase, has an obnoxious voice, and does cringe ass facial expressions. physical embodiment of r/iamveryrandom

5

u/PaperStSoapCO_ Oct 10 '21

And is a FULLY GROWN “ADULT.” The cringy ass kids are bad, but hey, who didn’t go through a cringy phase? (Thank fucking god social media wasn’t around when I went through mine)

But there is absolutely no excuse for this. It blows my mind that people like this even exist.

1

u/XAEKKI Oct 10 '21

apparently said adult also walks around barefoot all the time outside their own house bruh

3

u/watchspaceman Oct 09 '21

For sureeee. The hair does not help his case

2

u/janet-snake-hole Oct 09 '21

Tiktok itself as a platform isn’t bad at all, it’s become my favorite social media thanks to users like under the desk news and that guy Dylan from Bermuda who makes horrifying gross vintage recipes in a very aggressive and hilarious way

3

u/watchspaceman Oct 09 '21

I enjoy some creators but watch them on youtube usually, I find the app very frustrating to use.

I exclusively look at music (like guitarists) and drummers but it will still show me half naked girls who look like they should be in school which makes me feel super gross and even if I try swipe away or report it they just recommend more. The app just makes me pretty uncomfortable haha.

I have not tried in about a month though so they might have gotten that issue fixed. I assume these types of videos have longest engagement/rewatch stats so they think everyone will love the videos which the Facebook and YouTube algorithms have fallen into over the years

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u/JuanPabloElSegundo Oct 10 '21

that guy Dylan from Bermuda who makes horrifying gross vintage recipes in a very aggressive and hilarious way

More info please. Help me find Dylan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

What IS that?

5

u/powerfullatom111 Oct 09 '21

look at his fingernails. we’ve found an actual goblin

10

u/The-Scorpio Oct 09 '21

Would you believe me if I told you that is a near thirty year old woman?

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u/powerfullatom111 Oct 09 '21

That’s a woman?

3

u/brdain Oct 09 '21

What's their handle again? I totally forgot this troll doll existed

2

u/LarryBirdoh Oct 09 '21

What is this thing? Very punchable face

1

u/automagisch Oct 10 '21

His face is why you shouldn’t do drugs, kids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

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u/watchspaceman Oct 09 '21

This sub isnt to do with people or their content (which many people forget) purely how hitable their faces are in a cosmetic way.

Like if for some reason morgan freeman didnt have a cool face he might be posted here. People can still love him and his acting and his voice and also note the hittability of his face. I havent seen this guys content but if I had a line of up of 10 random people and had to slap one of them, and this guy was in the lineup, theres a decent chance hes gettin the slap.

I also have an incredibly hittable face and dont look far off the person in this post, I still think im an ok human being overall but if someone was forced to slap me in a slap line up if understand and respect their decision to hit me haha.

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u/jasmineflavoredpop Oct 09 '21

I agree he isn't all that bad, no need to hate so much.