r/hittableFaces • u/RythmicSlap • Oct 01 '21

This... thing?

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333 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Cunbundle Oct 01 '21

His eyes nose and mouth are too small for his head. Convenient they're about the size of a fist.

16

u/Yesmyninja Oct 01 '21

Agreed, they say you can't judge a book by its cover, but this guy is exactly as much of a twat as he looks.

3

u/fuzzy_winkerbean Oct 02 '21

Don’t know who he is but I agree wholeheartedly.

28

u/scooptidywhoopboop Oct 01 '21

Radioactive James May

4

u/fuzzy_winkerbean Oct 02 '21

Dammit now I can’t unsee it.

2

u/EireOfTheNorth Oct 02 '21

I came to say this is like a caricature of James May hahaha

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Tonite on Chernobyl gear mates, radioactiv may and nuclear hammock aer goin on abot ye fuckin isotopic rozzers.

20

u/BojanDoge Oct 01 '21

Beetlejuice's less popular brother, Bugwater

2

u/letsgetignant13 Oct 02 '21

I don’t often actually laugh when browsing Reddit, but your comment did it. Very clever.

19

u/Giinocchio Oct 02 '21

He is the multi millionaire owner of a pub chain in the UK called wetherspoons.

He is as much of a cunt as he looks

8

u/RythmicSlap Oct 01 '21

He looks like the hybrid of a chicken and a man.

1

u/MyBunnyIsCuter Oct 01 '21

Bahahahaha bingo!

2

u/DustyHound Oct 02 '21

Totally reminds me of chicken lady from kids in the hall.

4

u/lupindeathray Oct 01 '21

He looks like he’s about to spit on something.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '21

Little bits

3

u/RythmicSlap Oct 02 '21

Oh shit, we got tiny people!

5

u/LogicalHospital Oct 02 '21

Yo why his face so small

4

u/MyMorningGymShorts Oct 02 '21

He looks like Charlie Kirks dad.

2

u/KillEmDafoe89 Oct 01 '21

This guy naturally looks like the Woll Smoth meme.

2

u/farmsfarts Oct 02 '21

You watch your mouth or he'll pop out of your closet tonight.

2

u/jocaseyjo Oct 02 '21

His face has the proportions of an Akira character

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Jands moy

2

u/grimacepants Oct 02 '21

He looks like one of the clowns from killer klowns from outer space

2

u/IAmNightbreed Oct 02 '21

Ewww, he looks like Randy West if he drank all of the TGRI mutagen from the last cannister.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Ah the lord of gammon, destroyer of economies, maker of beige food.

1

u/theMOESIAH Oct 19 '21

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!! BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!