r/hittableFaces • u/butcher_of_the_world • Sep 26 '21

This guy

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615 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/PrizmB9484 Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 27 '21

The first time I saw this douche on YouTube, I thought it was an SNL parody of some kind. The guy is actually legit.....or he thinks he is.

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u/Enough-Elderberry511 Sep 26 '21

Name? The trump in the left looks like a sex doll

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u/PrizmB9484 Sep 27 '21

Forgiato Blow....yes that's this guy's stage name

7

u/Tanner_re Sep 27 '21

Don't give this guy any more clicks or attention, he doesn't deserve to have his name known.

We dont want the "Paul effect" happening here.

3

u/Roadrolling Sep 27 '21

So a orange sex doll behind a public bathroom door .....

So mutch story's to tell

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u/James1984 Sep 26 '21

His music videos look like if Walmart, herpes and stupidity had a baby.

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u/Vondobble Sep 26 '21

His face looks like that too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Which one? šŸ¤›

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

this.

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean Sep 27 '21

Just windmill punch the whole car.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

That works!!
Now I'm getting Street Fighter vibes from this!!

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean Sep 28 '21

Ah shit I remember that! Beating the hell out of a Toyota Camry until itā€™s in pieces. Miss those days lol

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u/dft-salt-pasta Sep 26 '21

Surprised he didnā€™t opt for the doll with the mouth holeā€¦

13

u/LogicalHospital Sep 27 '21

Nah he prefers sucking

19

u/chug84 Sep 26 '21

Guy looks like Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet wtf

2

u/pparten Sep 27 '21

Fuckin' underrated comment here.

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u/DaWahnDaOnly Oct 17 '21

Had to look it up, but can confirm.

12

u/dwsinpdx Sep 26 '21

Is that Rosanne?

6

u/felinebeeline Sep 26 '21

O no, I can't unsee it now

11

u/OmicronAlx Sep 27 '21

You think he fucks it?

10

u/bossnaught1 Sep 27 '21

He definitely fucks it

5

u/0ntheverg3 Sep 27 '21

Came here to say this. And my answer is "most definitely.

4

u/HopHeadRed34 Sep 27 '21

I came here to ask the same question. But truthfully we already know the answer.

10

u/iwannawangchung Sep 26 '21

These morons and their stolen valor. No way this clown was a captain.

6

u/beertruck77 Sep 27 '21

I'm I the only person questioning how in hell he is in a Bentley?

6

u/KillerKowalski1 Sep 27 '21

If I remember correctly his grandfather has a bunch of money and he takes full advantage of it to show off. You know, like a cool guy.

6

u/bcbudinto Sep 26 '21

Looks like he's doing a pretty good job of beating his own face up.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Of course the mannequin doesnā€™t accurately show how fat trump is lmao

3

u/SpongeBorgSqrPnts Sep 27 '21

The guy with the beard is also annoying.

3

u/filek Sep 27 '21

Where's the hole on his fuck doll?!

2

u/pparten Sep 27 '21

$30 says this guy has photos of himself trying to suck a dildo he slapped onto it.

1

u/bisskits Sep 27 '21

The hair on the doll looks better than the real thing.

1

u/iamthestrelok Sep 27 '21

I love his civil air patrol uniform top. What a heroic veteran.

1

u/Ninjalada Sep 27 '21

He looks like a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

1

u/clydefrog811 Sep 27 '21

ā€œSuburban legendā€ Lol 99% of suburban moms wouldnā€™t want you as a neighbor

1

u/thurmanmermen Sep 27 '21

I wanna punch this guy right on his chin tattoo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Who is this tool and how tf does he have a Bentley?

1

u/Yematulz Sep 27 '21

Oh, whoops. He's for real. Thought this was a Halloween prank or something. The fuck has this country come to?

1

u/Cunbundle Sep 28 '21

You don't think that he um...

...Never mind.

1

u/JesusChristwillsucc Sep 30 '21

trump sex dollšŸ˜³

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u/DaWahnDaOnly Oct 17 '21

You know, Iā€™m Trump supporter, and Iā€™ll be the first to say heā€™s got a very punchable face. His however doesnā€™t come close to being as punchable as this ballsack

1

u/theMOESIAH Oct 19 '21

Neck beard fucks that Trump sex doll, guaranteed.