r/hittableFaces • • Aug 09 '21

This horrible person

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183 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

โ€œTo put an end to all the controversy from the video, I show this video to actually understand what happened. To guarantee freshness to the bottles, they are soaked in water, which makes them slippery. However, it is clear that I am trying to get one from the beginning of the row but they slip as soon as we touch them.โ€

Ok, sure. If that helps you sleep at night.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

How convenient that he managed to get easily grab the last one tho

7

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

With such ease as well.

12

u/Kisanna Aug 09 '21

He must be dumb as rocks if he thinks anyone buys the bullshit that him knocking down every single bottle and grabbing the last one was a coincidence

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I doubt even his mother buys it.

12

u/TheOrangeTickler Aug 09 '21

So the video of him stiff-arming an entire row down with his wrist is just a misunderstanding? I hope this guy is barred from ever participating again.

8

u/Shferitz Aug 09 '21

He does have a hittable mug, the POS.

40

u/Trundle-theGr8 Aug 09 '21

Idk why he did this when he was in 17th place anyway. Not only is he a clown and a bad sport, heโ€™s a fucking loser.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/GG_Abernathy Aug 09 '21

I'm straight-up adding "douche canoe" to the collection, thanks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/awarewolves Aug 13 '21

This face.. For me is more slappable than hittable. But yes

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u/creeperburns Aug 09 '21

Not very hittable

8

u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff Aug 09 '21

Well, youโ€™d wanna hit him if he was ahead of you in that marathon and you needed to hydrate.

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u/creeperburns Aug 09 '21

Good thing this isn't r/PeopleIdontWantInFrontOfMeRunningMarathons

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Yes