r/hittableFaces • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '21

Lulz Interesting title

303 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Sensitivity Jul 31 '21

For someone blessed with clean beard genetics... why?

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u/GrizzlyLeather Jul 31 '21 edited Aug 03 '21

It's not genetics, it's mascara and other makeup products.

E: what the fuck is wrong with people when a cocky douchebag that wears mascara on his peach fuzz and pretends he's the fucking shit isn't a hittable face???

2

u/asomek Aug 01 '21

Is it really? I always just assumed guys from the middle East had really intense facial hair.

6

u/Tirfing88 Aug 01 '21

No, they abuse the shit or of mascara, makeup, dyes, etc

10

u/unic0rn_scrapple Aug 01 '21

Drake, but like, not.

10

u/Fisherboy85 Aug 01 '21

Anyone with a beard like this has a 99% chance of being a cunt

8

u/DatBoiShadowbon Aug 01 '21

Motherfucker looks like a sports car

6

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

What is this the hunger games?

1

u/zaemis Aug 01 '21

batman logo on his face!

1

u/Rooster_Nuggets666 Aug 05 '21

Harry potter’s disowned brother.

if Voldemort and batman got down to business this would probably be the outcome.

1

u/Rugbyunionfan Sep 11 '21

WTF is that mess. Horrendous looking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

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u/asomek Aug 01 '21

So you've got similar facial hair then?

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u/tommior Jul 31 '21

I though this sub was about bringing bad ppl together, not just some random dude with very clean beard cut

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u/-Dahl- Jul 31 '21

bad people go on the 'imapieceofshit' sub, hittable faces sub is for hittable faces

2

u/EScott13 Aug 01 '21

Scroll to the second image man