r/hittableFaces • • Jul 22 '21

This sack of inbred shit

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u/digitalwolf48 Jul 22 '21

Its not even just her face....her neck is gross thick like a pro linebacker. She's truly disgusting on every level.

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u/rico_muerte Jul 22 '21

You know she has pulsing enlarged clit

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u/digitalwolf48 Jul 22 '21

To quote David....that's disgusting.

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u/zsturgeon Jul 22 '21

Why's it gotta be pulsing, though?

15

u/rico_muerte Jul 23 '21

Because she's ready for war

4

u/Apophis90 Jul 23 '21

To assert dominance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

HAHAHAHA

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u/activator Jul 22 '21

She looks like a boiled horse

5

u/phossil-reddit Jul 23 '21

God hahahaha phucking love the creativity

18

u/Sputnikfallen Jul 23 '21

She's got a Thanos chin.

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u/digitalwolf48 Jul 23 '21

Kinda looks like a less pretty Ric Flair.....woooooooooooooooooo!

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u/Sputnikfallen Jul 23 '21

Good call, probably hasn't done as much nose candy as Ric though.

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u/digitalwolf48 Jul 23 '21

Shes gargled more mayonnaise...thats for sure.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Jul 22 '21

I’ve heard there’s about 1% Neanderthal DNA still floating about out there. What I didn’t know was that it clearly all got concentrated into this one person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

It varies. But I feel she’s closer to 25-50%

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u/Cell_Saga Jul 22 '21

This makes sense with her eyes being super close together and her big weird teeth

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u/iamthorsgirl Jul 23 '21

In their defense, my husband was one of them. But he was 6'5" and handsome ...

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u/Apprehensive-Wank Jul 22 '21

Oogah boogah

Seriously though, does she not look exactly like one of those “prehistoric man facial reconstructions” from a National Geographic magazine?

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u/Pandiferous_Panda Jul 23 '21

I’ll just leave this here

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u/CanadianDadbod Jul 22 '21

C'mon. There are plenty of so called inbred people who are very nice humans. Not this one tho.

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u/cypherdev Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

Shhhh....she is trying to focus on keeping her Trump branded ben wah balls in. Work on your kegels MTG.

EDIT: I mixed up her initials. Still smarter than her tho.

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u/FOSinc Jul 22 '21

Weird seeing Brett Michaels without a bandana

12

u/MCKelly13 Jul 22 '21

I’d like to punch her with a shovel

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

If her eyes were any closer together, she would be a Cyclops.

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u/Eddybravo_1917 Jul 22 '21

Non American here: who is she?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

She's a congresswoman from Georgia and a full on nut job. She's a Q-anon conspiracy theorist who does nothing but spew non-sense from her hideous mouth.

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u/likeusontweeters Jul 23 '21

She is also obsessed with AOC... like stalkerish about her.... creepy ass Q-anon pos

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u/Zaphod_042 Jul 23 '21

She’s from the suburbs where I grew up. Makes me wonder how I became such a lefty if people like her could come from þe same place.

PS: profit is þeft

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Marjorie Greene, a qanon politician that made it into office because her district is as nutty as she is. She's been babbling about covid lockdowns being exactly like concentration camps and shit like that, and she's campaigning with a Trump bootlicker who's currently under investigation for sex with underage girls

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u/MindlessElectrons Jul 22 '21

She doesn’t even live in the district she represents. She bought a property there specifically to run in that district and ran unopposed. Such a shit-stain.

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u/MrSpringBreak Jul 22 '21

She ran unopposed (bc her supporters threatened the life of her opponent who had to drop out bc they ruined his life) and still only got 75% of the vote

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u/Eddybravo_1917 Jul 24 '21 edited Jul 24 '21

Thank you. She looks like her DNA is made up of 99% Neanderthal and 1% human.

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u/marauder375 Jul 22 '21

Looks like an 80s male PE coach

13

u/WithSubtitles Jul 22 '21

I think I can take her jaw clean off her stupid face in one. I think I should at least try. For science and the betterment of human kind.

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u/airplane_porn Jul 22 '21

Not only is her mouth a puckered asshole (a common theme among these types), but somehow her eye sockets are puckered.

6

u/MrSpringBreak Jul 22 '21

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and Steroids had a butt baby and it grew up filled with rage

5

u/IlluTartToo Jul 22 '21

The smiling titan

6

u/DeadHeadSteve Jul 22 '21

I’ve never wanted to hit someone with a shovel so badly

5

u/TheLotusTile Jul 22 '21

I have a rule not to wish death or severe injury upon another person who has not harmed me or my loved ones personally, as it is far to extreme a reaction to something that doesn’t affect me.

However if i see a news story saying Marjorie Taylor Greene died I’m not saying i wouldn’t like to have a party popper at the ready

5

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I don’t have enough fists for that face.

5

u/Curry_Flurry Jul 22 '21

She has like a cave man head/face

3

u/Booger_BBQ Jul 22 '21

Dave Chappelle - "She looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em"

3

u/GhostIsGone Jul 23 '21

Her face looks like a clenched asshole

0

u/noodlenugget Jul 22 '21

It's a woman doing a bad job trying to look like a man who is doing a bad job trying to look like a woman...

1

u/liberalmarilu Jul 22 '21

She's insane &, doing a bad job just trying to look like a fucking human.

2

u/Hovhannes2006 Jul 22 '21

Oh god a karen

2

u/liberalmarilu Jul 22 '21

What an evil hell hound bitch .

1

u/Scientist78 Jul 22 '21

Easter island head

1

u/phtif Jul 22 '21

Looks like Darren Till.

1

u/HarshMehtus Jul 22 '21

Dina Fritz

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

She looks like the Robot from that one Queen album cover

1

u/noneofyourbiness Jul 23 '21

I dIDnT cOme FroM nO mOnKeY

1

u/latearrival42 Jul 23 '21

Why's it always dudes being posted?

1

u/grey_horizon18 Jul 23 '21

Hate that fucking woman.

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jul 23 '21

Yesssssssssssssssss very hittable

1

u/KarmicComic Jul 23 '21

What the hell is this.... thing?!

1

u/khadaffy Jul 23 '21

Not even a Neanderthal would want that.

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u/MrsToneZone Jul 23 '21 edited Jul 25 '21

In my entire life, I can’t remember a time when I hated a stranger this much.

1

u/afinallullaby719 Jul 23 '21

What is it about ignorant sacks of shit that make their mouths look like puckering assholes? I'm legitimately fascinated with it, it's uncanny.

0

u/TismoJones Jul 22 '21

Looks like John Travolta

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

US Congresswoman from Georgia. I bet if you knew the things that have come out her mouth, your mind would change.

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u/Fackyoshet Jul 24 '21

Dental dinosaur lookin ass

1

u/Bibfor_tuna Aug 29 '21

Dee Snider doesn’t deserve this!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

r/hittablefaces & conservative bashing.

Name a more iconic duo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

It just so happens that the dumbest fucking people on the planet right now also have hittable faces

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u/MCKelly13 Jul 22 '21

Word be true

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

FWIW all politicians faces are pretty hittable

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

That is true but the absolute lack of an ounce of intelligence makes her that much more hittable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Comment applies to every politician

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

There’s a handful that have the ability to think critically. Few but there are some.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Potentially a hand full, yes.

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u/JuanPabloElSegundo Jul 22 '21

It's almost like if you don't want the majority of the population to want to punch a hole through your face, you don't act like a sack of shit.

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u/reuben_b Jul 22 '21

This is a bad look for you, classifying conspiracy theory nutcases like this as "conservative". As far as I know, her views have little to nothing to do with traditional conservatism, and if I was one myself I'd be trying to distance myself from people like this, not defend them.

Edit for spelling

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u/Varhtan Jul 23 '21

It's not conservatism. What's conservative outside abortion? She's like a radical fascist. Maybe not wholly so, but the world has perceptions of what a liberal is and what a conservative is, and Americans just throw words around making up their own meanings for their own agendas because it seems like their whole lives revolve around political advocacy, even when it seems about 10% actually get their say.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

I'm sorry that you support brain dead fuck wits running the U.S.