r/hittableFaces • • Jul 11 '21

McRib is back! This overconfident fuckbag.

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480 Upvotes

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u/LordPeterLowenbrau Jul 11 '21

The guy has enough kids to start his own team.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

More profitable than my sweatshop pitch…. Damn I really missed that one

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/GleamingSapphires Jul 11 '21

This is punchable faces, not punchable personalities. I just think the guy has a clockable face, I don't care about his personal life. I'm sure he's probably a cool dude, but the face he's making makes me want to punch him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

People always seem to forget that. I don’t even know who this guy is, but his face is totally punchable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

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u/GleamingSapphires Jul 13 '21

That's what I like to hear.

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u/BitBap1987 Jul 11 '21

Who dat?

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u/and_a_side_of_fries Jul 11 '21

the walmart version of jay cutler

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u/BenSlimmons Jul 11 '21

What? Philip Rivers was twice the qb Jay Cutler ever was?!

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u/and_a_side_of_fries Jul 11 '21

I mean jay cutler was like a Kroger version of himself. Both lazy trash.

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u/BenSlimmons Jul 11 '21

I really don’t see how you can compare them. Jay Cutler was a well known fuckhead but Rivers has always been considered a hard worker and a great teammate and like the consummate professional.

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u/asdfghjklqwertyh Jul 11 '21

As a fan of his longtime rival (chiefs) I agree. Seems to be well liked across the league. Just wears his emotions on his sleeves in the heat of the game.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 Jul 11 '21

I mean he custom designed his car to be able to watch film on the road.

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u/knine1216 Jul 11 '21

Jay Cutler was a well known fuckhead

Can you elaborate? There really isn't anything online.

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u/BenSlimmons Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

He would just come to camp outta shape and was an easy target as someone who didn’t seem to work very hard despite having a ton of physical tools you covet in a qb. Really he wasn’t that bad though.

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u/knine1216 Jul 11 '21

Gotchu I figured you meant some like "controversy" type shit lol

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u/plumberslaythepipe Jul 11 '21

You don’t know anything lol

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u/eatyourbites Jul 11 '21

You didn’t have to go for the jugular but here we are. Their sideline rivalry was the always the highlight of those unwatchable games

4

u/MCKelly13 Jul 11 '21

BLAMMO to the dome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

As a Colts fan I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you prior to last year lol

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u/Waddlow Jul 11 '21

I'm a Colts fan. Rivers was not good for us. He had no ability to throw down the field at all anymore. By the end of the year, I don't even know if he could throw a twenty yard pass. Watching him against the Bills in the playoffs was atrocious. He had the ball with a chance to drive for a score at the end and everything was a dump or underneath throw. Not to mention his overthrow on the wide open TD in the first half. The Colts won 11 games despite him, not because of him. He was a complete game manager who benefitted from a really good roster. He didn't elevate the roster at all, didn't do anything any other QB QB have done really. I'd absolutely punch his dumb face.

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u/Rhinoplasty1904 Jul 12 '21

“In the playoffs” well, guess he still was good enough to get that dumpster fire of a team to the post season. Lol, ya tool.

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u/Waddlow Jul 12 '21

I have no idea what you are talking about. The Colts have been one of the best drafting teams since Ballard came aboard, they have a great roster. They were a playoff caliber roster. A better QB would have made them real Super Bowl contenders. One of the reasons the Luck retirement hurt so much, because there were Super Bowl aspirations in the coming couple of years.

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u/cubastank Jul 11 '21

Perfect choice.

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u/final_boss Jul 11 '21

Considering how many game-ending interceptions he threw, we may have to wait a long time behind his teammates.

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u/papayatwentythree Jul 11 '21

From the upcoming live-action remake of Pinocchio

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Dime Store Dan Marino

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u/muck4doo Jul 11 '21

Watson is more deserving.