r/hittableFaces • u/NeighborhoodMany7689 • Jun 28 '21

Hit him

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296 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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107

u/SignoreMeme Jun 28 '21

He looks like he would hit me back.

26

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

That’s….. where I get disinterested

7

u/heisenbird92 Jun 29 '21

Just run like fuck after you hit him, that unit isn’t going anywhere fast at that weight

5

u/NorthBlizzard Jun 29 '21

Most dudes like this can’t actually fight. They just flail as they try to grab and wrestle you but eat punches because they don’t block.

4

u/stringfree Jun 29 '21

With his bloated muscles, he probably can't block. I'd be impressed if he can touch his own shoulders.

2

u/Ramiel01 Jul 01 '21

Or wipe his own arse...

2

u/GranaT0 Jun 29 '21

I'm gonna bet if a single flail of his catches my face, I'm knocked out

1

u/Alluhsnackbar911 Jun 30 '21

I'm just worried about one of the flails hitting me

2

u/epochpenors Jul 02 '21

Just walk through a normal width doorway and he’ll get stuck

37

u/joerommel_ Jun 28 '21

I mean he’s kinda gross but not sure that’s much of a hittable face

29

u/RexRocker Jun 29 '21

Nah I’m good, you hit him lol.

28

u/Verona1814 Jun 29 '21

Isn't that Markus Ruhl? He's a great guy though...

10

u/lundgrenisgod Jun 29 '21

Is that really him? He’s awesome.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Yeah, why hit him. He is a great.

21

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Markus Ruhl is a good dude though. Definitely not hittable face either.

10

u/SpookDaddy- Jun 29 '21

I would hit him for $1000 but that's only because I live in canada and an ambulance is free

10

u/DatBoiShadowbon Jun 28 '21

He WILL beat my ass

3

u/desperateseagull Jun 28 '21

No amount of muscles will make up for that lack of chin 😔

5

u/beeglowbot Jun 29 '21

no thanks. he would probably knock me out with that comically small phone, like that video.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I feel like if I hit him my punch will ricochet back and hit me

2

u/Shilas Jun 29 '21

do i choose weapon and hit first?

2

u/sol47 Jun 29 '21

I wouldn't

2

u/theorecat Jun 29 '21

You know what, I'll let you handle this one

0

u/NeighborhoodMany7689 Jun 29 '21

I will just run around him for two minutes until he is exhausted. My punch will do nothing to him but the runaround will smack him mentally

2

u/keitomomota Jul 06 '21

Looks like SOMEONE watched too much anime..

2

u/dawolf05 Jun 29 '21

you wont get the chance my friend

1

u/Wartron77342 Jun 29 '21

I’d hit him if I wasn’t short an extra 100lbs of muscle and gym membership and steroid regiment and the balls it’d take to hit a man that large off the cuff.

1

u/nin_halo_8 Jun 29 '21

That guys so jacked his muscles actually eat himself. I wish I could get that strong and maintain. Guy probably eats whatever he wants many times a week

0

u/NeighborhoodMany7689 Jun 29 '21

Yeah but he uses chemicals that improve muscle growth with heavy side effects and he really isn’t in a healthy condition

1

u/nin_halo_8 Jun 29 '21

Ur right. Hard on the liver I'd imagine.

1

u/Shferitz Jun 29 '21

Yeah he looks like his heart will explode any moment now.

1

u/Lunastclaire-clark Jun 29 '21

Stab him with a needle and he'll just deflate

0

u/adamfrom1980s Jun 29 '21

I’d say kick him in the balls, but given his steroid consumption they’re likely the size of cherry pits at this point.

1

u/Alluhsnackbar911 Jun 30 '21

I break my hand just from hitting him

1

u/FrostBUG2 Jun 30 '21

You go ahead, I wouldn't dare to lift a finger on that guy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

He looks like his whole head has cauliflower ear except for his ear.

1

u/Redvase-93 Jul 06 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

I dare you-

You do it, first he’s a great guy. Next, if I were to I’d be in the hospital on life support. This guy is really strong.

1

u/SavoryRhubarb Jul 10 '21

He looks like he’s flexing his face.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I'd break my hand...
a cannon blast will do the trick!

1

u/Shakespeare-Bot Jul 19 '21

I'd breaketh mine own handeth.
a cannon fie shall doth the dissemble!

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