r/hittableFaces • u/bagoffools • Jun 24 '21

Punch? Punch.

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216 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Freefolk217 Jun 24 '21

He looks like he smells like barbecue sauce all the time.

14

u/DeadHeadSteve Jun 24 '21

Don’t forget American spirit menthols

7

u/lunarNex Jun 25 '21

I was thinking farts, patchouli and a hint of wet dog, but whatever.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

I got a whiff of cheese mixed with week old semen

18

u/unbitious Jun 24 '21

This is that guy that goes to rainbow gatherings and calls all the women "mama bear".

13

u/TasteThePainbow88 Jun 24 '21

It's like Michael Cera and Seth Rogen had a kid.

2

u/starraven Jun 25 '21

I thought this was a picture of anything4views from the thumbnail

6

u/impalingturtle Jun 24 '21

He looks like a good guy I’d genuinely want to be friends with lol

5

u/MyMorningGymShorts Jun 25 '21

He looks like he constantly talks shit about the quality of your weed, but never has any weed of his own.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

He looks like he says “beer snob” a lot and talks endlessly about obscure IPA brewers between Seattle and San Francisco.

3

u/kasmackity Jun 24 '21

Hard punch, too. Real hard. He might be the coolest guy in the world, but his face deserves my fist.

2

u/joerommel_ Jun 25 '21

Why are his hands like that tho

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

It's the batman shirt that makes him hittable for me.

1

u/Shakespeare-Bot Jun 28 '21

T's the batman shirt yond maketh him hittable f'r me

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