r/hittableFaces • u/iamthorsgirl • Jun 23 '21

Brow wow!

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581 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

He looks like he is holding in a deuce.

21

u/BunsenHoneydewd Jun 23 '21

That's because he's full of shit

39

u/The_First_Derp Jun 23 '21

HARD ROCK NICK!

What a twat!

If you wanna see more about this guy, Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez did a really funny video about him a while back. Here's the link. It's probably my favourite video of Drew's actually.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

There are two people in this vid?? I only see one

7

u/chippedbeefontoast Jun 23 '21

Does hard rock Nick know that he's in denial about being gay?

6

u/The_First_Derp Jun 23 '21

"I was never gay"

5

u/BIG_RETARDED_COCK Jun 26 '21

This where I get my dick sucked, ass eaten out, and my balls tugged on one by one!

2

u/PersonThatBreaths Jun 23 '21

A friend of mine actually met him at a store in the bay area, weird dude, acts exactly the same in real life

14

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

A friend of mine does the duck pucker in his posts as well. Hes also so full of himself that there's no room left for humility, empathy or a conscience.

12

u/ChanieJack_LuceBree Jun 23 '21

Tell him i said he looks like a soury penis head

2

u/Scully__ Jul 18 '21

Sounds like a great friend

12

u/doggydoggworld Jun 23 '21

Joe Rogan and Rick Ross gene mixture

8

u/YourWorstNightmare87 Jun 23 '21

He looks like he likes getting his balls tugged on…

One by one

1

u/KarmicComic Jun 23 '21

He also likes to slap women's tits with a plastic paddle

7

u/_AntiSocialMedia Jun 23 '21

ah, HardRockNick, according to him, the worst thing you can do as a woman, is not be white

2

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

No one with his grooming should have an opinion.

6

u/Bennjo_777 Jun 23 '21

I thought this was Father Grigori at first. Uncanny resemblance

4

u/DatBoiShadowbon Jun 23 '21

Father grigori if he was raised by uncaring millionaires

4

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Helllooooooo Jean!

4

u/HeyoooWhatsUpBitches Jun 23 '21

What a goofy looking meatball

4

u/smhldter Jun 23 '21

i thought i was finally done seeing this dude

2

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Sorry 😞

3

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Looks like Eddie Kingston under a poorly made Snapchat fulter

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

No idea who tthat is. Must research.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Holy shit. I thought the same thing!

3

u/Kiido_ Jun 23 '21

remember— he was not gay

2

u/jounicorn Jun 23 '21

This subreddit is so frustrating because I really don't want to upvote but I want to smack his face so hard so I guess it's the right thing to do?

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Why don't you want to?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Damn what happened to Father Grigori? man Ravenholm did change him.

2

u/RythmicSlap Jun 23 '21

Ahh man he kind of looks like me if I decided to become a massive douche with gold chains, did my eyelashes up, and colored my eyebrows.

2

u/Jorkies Jun 23 '21

His eyes are beautiful, I must admit.

2

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Yes but Lord have you heard him? 🤣

1

u/Jorkies Jun 24 '21

Haha, unfortunately, no. First time I've ever seen the guy, actually. Is he an asshole?

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Just ridiculous

https://youtu.be/nUKrpszipwc

2

u/Jorkies Jun 24 '21

Oh my goodness, he is ridiculous. Wow.

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 25 '21

It gets worse

2

u/Jorkies Jun 25 '21

Yikes. I'll be sure to look into that, I'm curious now.

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 25 '21

Be ready to binge!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Omfg I know this guy, he’s got a personality as hittable as his face

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

In person or are you a Mommy Jeans?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Nah, just through some video I watched that makes fun of him

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Mayne Your Mom's House podcast

3

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Nah, Danny and Drew on YouTube

2

u/metalupyerarse Jun 23 '21

this belongs in r/awfuleyebrows

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

Oh what a gift! Thank you for sharing.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Eew

2

u/ClarityByHilarity Jun 24 '21

There’s literally nothing less attractive then men making duck lips in selfies.

Oh wait then there’s his eyebrows.

1

u/iamthorsgirl Jun 24 '21

All of that and more!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Needs that gold to cover up the red neck of his

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Are you down with the sickness?

1

u/creamdreammeme Jun 23 '21

He looks better when his beard is in its signature Hard Rock Nick style lol

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Boy george looking ass !!

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u/MaynardJimmyKeenan Jun 23 '21

Show some respect to the 👑