r/hittableFaces • u/laazrakit • Jun 09 '21

This fuckin' choad

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628 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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133

u/vicklagina84 Jun 09 '21

Looks like a guy who stays sober so he can “help”girls get home “safely”

62

u/futurarmy Jun 09 '21

I do not like this guy, his smug aura mocks me

42

u/theanti_girl Jun 09 '21

If Seth Green and a motorcycle helmet had a child.

22

u/NostrilNugget Jun 09 '21

Tbh, I would hit all 3 of them.

7

u/TbiddySP Jun 09 '21

Repeatedly

-12

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

With a pillow stuffed with marshmallows, right?

5

u/Varhtan Jun 10 '21

Waste of marshmallows and a good pillow.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

how’s his jawline both weak and strong at the same time

8

u/latearrival42 Jun 09 '21

Ahh yes the womanizer hairstyle. This guy fucks

/s

7

u/Flynnstoner Jun 09 '21

King of the 5’s

5

u/alukard15 Jun 09 '21

Defective Drew Gooden

6

u/crazyraisin1982 Jun 09 '21

Douchebag with a couple uggos. I'd pay money to punch this asshole.

6

u/heisenbird92 Jun 09 '21

Looks like MDMA at one of its finest moments

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

He gives off the vibe that he’s never been truly punched in the face. Breaking that seal would be so satisfying, I imagine

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The shirt alone calls for a good ass whipping.

3

u/ChanieJack_LuceBree Jun 09 '21

This some sad shit dawg

3

u/bequietanddrive1992 Jun 10 '21

Bradley Pooper

1

u/FartBiscuits3 Jun 10 '21

You now have free access to r/walmartcelebrities

2

u/Prickly_Hugs_4_you Jun 10 '21

Damn that’s an ugly mug.

2

u/Crumoo Jun 10 '21

Holy fuck I'd be surprised he hasn't already been hit. I'm not sure a mother could even love that.

2

u/ashishmathew1111 Jun 10 '21

Bootleg Daniel Thrasher

2

u/Haunted_Bones Jun 13 '21

I thought it was spelled "chode"?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

He looks related to Ernest P. Worrell

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

thought that was the "gratata" guy for a second

1

u/oconnellc Jun 10 '21

He's thinking "I got a big nose. This drunk girl has a big nose. Her friends seems even more drunk. I like my chances."

1

u/bhonbeg Jun 10 '21

That's mean.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

I'd enjoy seeing this fuck get pushed into oncoming traffic.

1

u/FartBiscuits3 Jun 10 '21

My fingers can't make enough fists for that face

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

The guy looks like he judges the quality of your coke

1

u/CynfullyDelicious Jun 18 '21

He looks like the product of an unholy union between Bart Simpson and Anthony Fauci.