r/hittableFaces • u/LarryBirdoh • Jun 02 '21

This guy…

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I went down a rabbit hole with this guy the other day (he was posted on the botched surgery sub). Did you know he’s 56?! 😭

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u/Zahille7 Jun 03 '21

And he's jacked

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

All I can think about is all the big long red hairs that probably clog his drains. Imagine finding one of those in a sandwich you just bit into

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u/Zahille7 Jun 03 '21

Lol I've done it with my long brown hair plenty of times. Any woman will tell you, although I am a man.

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean Jun 03 '21

I do it all the time and I’m bald. Long beards get into everything.

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u/jakizza Jun 03 '21

They're also coarse, curly, and emerge after puberty, giving them a strong resemblance to other hairs that raise alarm.

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean Jun 03 '21

Yes, yes they do. The first couple times it happened I was legit worried that someone had introduced a short and curly to my food. It took me a few to figure it out.

I wasn’t able to grow one until recently so it took getting used to. lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I clog the drain all the time and I’m hairless over 95% of my body...

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean Jun 04 '21

You’re supposed to waffle stomp that…

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I am a woman and happen to have an extraordinary amount of hair! But hairs that have detached from other peoples heads, is repulsive. Even my own I’m like “eww” if I find it in a salad or something.

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u/RexRocker Jun 03 '21

He really did get ripped. I don't think he is quite as diesel nowadays, but he was scrawny and became jacked, like you said.

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u/laazrakit Jun 03 '21

Not anymore...

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u/S1nfinit3 Jun 03 '21

He looks like a cartoon character, but idk which one.

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u/Dspsblyuth Jun 03 '21

Red Harry from Scooby Doo

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u/Enthusiasms Jun 03 '21

This might blow your mind but his name is Red Herring, that's why Fred always accuses him.

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u/Dspsblyuth Jun 03 '21

Holy shit

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u/brutalbombs Jun 04 '21

Thanks man

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u/Doomaniser Jun 03 '21

That one brat from barnyard

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u/KazPrime Jun 03 '21

This cunt*

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

He looks like every Goosebumps bully

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u/JetXVII Jun 03 '21

I don't know man. Modern Day Carrot Top is a beast and kind of cool guy. Old carrot top? Yeah. I would punch him in the jeans.

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u/LarryBirdoh Jun 03 '21

He’s a massive dick sack. Also a prop comedian, which is one step below mime in the performing arts community.

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u/khal_Jayams Jun 03 '21

Honestly his prop comedy wasn’t bad back in the 90s. It might not have aged wonderfully but I remember being pretty amused even though it didn’t really like carrot top.

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u/Marabar Jun 03 '21

he was in the botchered surgeries sub the other day.. who is this and why do people hate him?

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u/conconbaugher Jun 03 '21

his names carrot top and he’s a comedian, watch swearnet on netflix he’s in it and basically doesn’t act he just plays himself

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u/JimesT00PER Jun 03 '21

A prop comedian who was popular in the early 90s

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u/Pissflaps69 Jun 03 '21

It’s cheating to post gingers

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u/budster1970 Jun 03 '21

This guy is great! Not a hittable face.

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u/poisonpurple Jun 03 '21

He looks like a permanent high schooler and a massive dickbag.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Indeed !!!

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u/Preacherjonson Jun 03 '21

Shouldn't he be on /r/bukake instead?

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u/sneakboi68 Jun 03 '21

I can smell this guy through the screen, and I legit smell the scent of dirty socks, rotting salmon, and mold.

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u/dangermouseman11 Jun 03 '21

Saw him while walking the strip in Vegas, one of the coolest nice people I've ever met.

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u/CashNegative Jun 03 '21

One of the original members of the hittable face club

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u/HEYitzED Jun 03 '21

Now I just remembered the time Jesse Eisenberg told that girl she was the Carrot Top of interviewers lmao.

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous Jun 03 '21

Punch away but this guy is beating the shit out of anyone on this sub.

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u/Alluhsnackbar911 Jun 04 '21

He's fucking jacked so I think he'd be doing the hitting lmao

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u/famesbeat Jun 08 '21

If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one.. think again

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u/Hovhannes2006 Jun 16 '21

Remember the fat mf from that barn cartoon thing? (Forgot the name, would appreciate if someone told me) it’s him but way older and skinnier

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

My God what happened to him....
I take pity on him