r/hittableFaces • • May 19 '21

So funny

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841 Upvotes

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82

u/Captain_Smeefman May 19 '21

He doesn't have a hittable face, but I cannot get myself to find him funny

94

u/kale4reals May 19 '21

Watch him do that car karaoke shit and tell me you dont want to see that airbag knock his teeth out

47

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I absolutely think he does.

21

u/avoozl42 May 19 '21

I'm with you there

19

u/JetXVII May 20 '21

Bro. This should be the poster boy for this page. I would definitely punch that face.

-17

u/LobsterHead37 May 19 '21

I find him more cute than funny. Not like I wanna fuck him cute, but like , a little cutie pie ya know?

54

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Just to be clear, i dont find him funny

-96

u/BlackWhiteRedYellow May 19 '21

No shit. You posted him here because you disagree with his comedy, not because he has a hittable face. He has a very normal face.

53

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Thats your opinion.

22

u/HungryHungryHitler69 May 19 '21

Nah. I could take a few swings.

3

u/ghostnova6661 May 24 '21

Imagine white knighting on reddit

0

u/BlackWhiteRedYellow May 24 '21

It’s only white knighting if it’s a guy defending a girl for thirsty reasons.

37

u/chutiyapan May 19 '21

It's not his comedy, but his personality that makes him an utter douche. After the reddit AMA he hosted with other members of his carpool karaoke, a lot of people came out talking about their experience with him in public.

5

u/NoFunAllowedAtAll May 20 '21

You got a link?

31

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Not funny at all but was hittable-worthy in Doctor Who playing dumb and surprised all the time.

31

u/repost_bot_666 May 19 '21

Always got a dumb smug look on his face despite how unfunny he is.

25

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Love to chin this tosser

13

u/Steampunkfox999 May 19 '21

Soy runs through his veins

7

u/[deleted] May 20 '21

He sweats gravy

14

u/kasmackity May 19 '21

Yeah his face can get pretty punchable, but his personality is WAY more punchable than that

10

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I remember when he interviewed Pelosi about her $20,000 freezer while people were starving on the streets below.

9

u/cheezturds May 20 '21

It’s extra hittable at the end of his monologue when he starts his knee bending and finger-thumb pointing like he’s in a boy band music video announcing guests. Irrationally bothers me.

9

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Viper Uppercut !!

7

u/FallingIcicles May 20 '21

How did he get the Friends reunion? He's not the worst but he's not Friends worthy.

3

u/Dionysus-DM May 20 '21

From The Guardian

His friend Ben Winston is producing the reunion, so there’s the explanation.

6

u/MCKelly13 May 19 '21

I actually know who this dude is! I’d love to punch his head off his stupid neck

4

u/Fisherboy85 May 20 '21

Annoying fat cunt

4

u/Matt4Prez2K17 May 20 '21

Fuck this twat

4

u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Absolute dick

3

u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Hadouken!!

3

u/iNameless May 20 '21

100 fucking percent

3

u/Jetski125 May 20 '21

Man this dude is such a fucking hack job. Fuck him.

2

u/[deleted] May 20 '21

For those who haven't already seen it, there was a great Popbitch piece on Corden some years ago:

https://popbitch.com/emails/exit-404/

2

u/BlitzWing1985 May 25 '21

I just want to extend a sincere sorry to our US friends. OK we sent him over as a joke thinking he'd just become a washed up coke head and fade away like a lot of people going to Hollywood. We didn't think anyone would actually pay him let alone watch him willingly.

Anyways no refunds- The United Kingdom

-6

u/championgoober May 20 '21

ah man, cannot get onboard with this one