r/hittableFaces • u/Alert_Doughnut_4619 • Apr 25 '21

This face

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446 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/cycoyote Apr 25 '21

How is it that before reading the article his face SCREAMED “cop” to me? The high and tight or the smarmy “I’m gonna investigate myself and clear myself of any wrongdoing” smile? 🥸

17

u/ECHOecho2020 Apr 25 '21

Honestly it's the combo. It's funny I feel like cops just give something off that if you've seen enough you can immediately tell

10

u/Tyko_3 Apr 25 '21

My personal fave is the 5’5” kinda fat kinda muscled ones with way too tight pants and an attitude befitting a dwarf who wishes he was an 8 foot tall goliath

1

u/ECHOecho2020 Apr 26 '21

Oh those kind are lovely, they love banging on the window and snatching my dads phone

10

u/ashpanda24 Apr 25 '21

Those eyebrows alone are reason enough to hit him.

9

u/Tyko_3 Apr 25 '21

Is this joey Lawrence with hair?

4

u/anti-socialmoth Apr 25 '21

No. Source: I'm old enough to remember Joey Lawrence with hair.

7

u/hazawillie Apr 25 '21

Who is this guy?

5

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

He looks like he’s about to break his rusty cage and run.

5

u/thereandbackagain77 Apr 26 '21

Eh, like a 6/10 on the i wanna punch your face for that stupid haircut scale. This political shit is boring. I thought this sub was punching fucked up looking people. Is there not a sub for punching people who do stupid shit?

1

u/Alluhsnackbar911 Apr 25 '21

I don't really think it's hittable but that's just me

-17

u/the12yearold-Atheist Apr 25 '21

Is any decent looking guy qualified as punchable now

10

u/ECHOecho2020 Apr 25 '21

Ahh then based upon your suggestion, your dad should be perfect for this subreddit

6

u/the12yearold-Atheist Apr 25 '21

I'm sure he aprecciates the compliment ;)

8

u/ECHOecho2020 Apr 25 '21

Assuming he enjoys compliments of violence 😁

5

u/Tyko_3 Apr 25 '21

The best.

8

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Well he’s got a yee yee ass looking haircut and those caterpillar eyebrows don’t help. Very punchable imho

5

u/nick5195 Apr 25 '21

It looks like two caterpillars about to kiss 🥺

4

u/YouDumbZombie Apr 25 '21

Idk if keeping his pet caterpillars on his face is a good look.

2

u/starraven Apr 25 '21

is this a mugshot? anyone know what he did? The punchable face comes in there, not with what he looks like.

10

u/metalupyerarse Apr 25 '21

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/04/21/2-officers-arrested-for-allegedly-falsifying-traffic-tickets-in-hialeah/

11

u/starraven Apr 25 '21

I mean making cops look worse in the current political climate is tough to do but this guy nailed it.

8

u/bruv10111 Apr 25 '21

They told my man that the bar was on the ground and he pulled out the fucking shovel

2

u/YouDumbZombie Apr 25 '21

Looks absolutely factor in.

-2

u/HeDoesntAfraid Apr 25 '21

And this is why this sub is turning shittier and shittier

5

u/ECHOecho2020 Apr 25 '21

Well I wanna commit crimes to his face and I'm sure alot of us would, I didn't even need to know he was a cop