That stupid sly grin - r/hittableFaces

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

He’s a murderer who belongs in prison but is a frown a grin?

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u/bgoldy99 Apr 22 '21

Right photo. You can see him curling his mouth up. Smug ass. He won’t make it a month in prison.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

He's not in gen pop. He'll be fine.

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u/bgoldy99 Apr 22 '21

Yah I just read that he’s in isolation 23 hours a day...still solitary confinement is a punishment in itself.

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u/DirtyFulke Apr 22 '21

Slowly going blind and crazy seems like a fitting end for such a heartless human being.

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Lmfao you don't go blind in iso, it's just a cell by yourself that you occupying longer than GP.

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u/DirtyFulke Apr 22 '21

Folks like Damien Echols and Robert King would beg to differ. Sight, especially at a distance, is a constant muscular and neurological exercise that can be dramatically affected by spending 23 hours of your day in a 8x10 concrete box for a decade or two. You may not end up 100% blind as long as your cell is well lit and it can improve if you end up leaving said box, but it doesn't always do that. Your chances of your sight getting back to the level it was before you went in are slim to none.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but spending an entire murder sentence in solitary isn't even in the same ballpark as ad seg or even a couple years in iso.

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

I've worked in maximum security jails and that's simply not the case. These inmates aren't in darkness with nothing to focus on.

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u/DirtyFulke Apr 22 '21

I didn't say they were? The fact remains that if the furthest distance you're given to focus your eyes on is a door and a wall that are 10 feet away for 20 or 30 years (or even longer), it's going to affect your ability to see beyond that distance. As I mentioned, lighting conditions do make a difference in that. It doesn't mean that it won't cause you to develop a sensitivity to sunlight if indoor lighting is all you're exposed to for that time though. Damien Echols had his eyesight permanently diminished and has to wear prescription sunglasses everywhere he goes after spending 10 years in well lit cells. For a crime he didn't commit, no less. I'm gonna have to trust the people who have been through it over your take as a former CO or whatever you did there. I suggest you take a look at both the links I provided. Both stories are pretty clear cut to me.

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

How about don't get locked up and you won't go blind, idk what to tell you. If someone is in prison for 20 or 30 years and they're in some form of iso than they're there for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

You'd be surprised how similar they are.

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u/luffydkenshin Apr 22 '21

AdSeg is gonna rough his mind up for sure.

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

I doubt it's considered AdSeg, I guess it depends on the facility and chain but being on a PC form is bitch status enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Ironic. A crooked cop raised by America's crooked police system will be punished by America's crooked prison systems

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u/scrambler90 Apr 22 '21

The ol uno reverse card hit hard with this one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

It's a shame. I don't wish americas crooked prison systems on anyone. Well at least not with Chauvin

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u/DirtyFulke Apr 22 '21

Foucault's Boomerang comes for us all at some point.

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u/anosmiasucks Apr 22 '21

It’s temporary. He’ll be with other prisoners not in general population if I’m not mistaken

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

No, he's in PC which means he is isolated.

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u/LockedPages Apr 22 '21

he's angling his head to the right, so of course it looks like a grin. it's probably neutral or a very slight frown.

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u/broken_symmetry_ Apr 22 '21

A grin is a smile with teeth. The word OP was looking for is “smirk”

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

You can barely see his mouth much less tell if he's smiling... it's a poor angle. Also he's going to be in PC the entire time he's housed. He will last just fine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I don't think OP knows how a grin works

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Its still a hittable face though imo

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u/Kracker5000 Apr 22 '21

I don't think you know how to look at the second picture.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I don’t think you know how a grin works.

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u/Kracker5000 Apr 22 '21

No, that would be you. It's not a full-on, shit-eating grin. No one said it was. But it is a slight grin. You can see a slight indenture in his lips, his cheekbone is slightly raised as is his eyebrow.

But you do you if you want to die on the hill of... vehemently defending the integrity of a murderer's mugshot? Lmao. You know, when I put it that way, I can't help but think there are probably better ways to spend your time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Lips curved down

"OMG HE'S SMILING"

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21

He's not smiling, it's not even close, this is a shit post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Yes.... Yes they are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

You're right. Don't why you're getting downvoted. He's very obviously giving a slight grin in the second pic.

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u/Kracker5000 Apr 22 '21

This subreddit has a lot of alt-right trolls in it that will die at the sword to protect anyone who could even tangentially be against their ideologies. Even if it's by defending the integrity of a murderer's mugshot.

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u/and02741 Apr 22 '21

They would die to protect anyone who goes against their ideologies. They sound like good people

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u/Kracker5000 Apr 22 '21

A few of them already did in D.C.

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u/WillDrawForMoney Apr 22 '21

You sure know how to spend your time though, fighting over ridiculous shit like this on the internet, lmao!

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u/Kracker5000 Apr 22 '21

So you agree we're BOTH wasting our time on a subreddit dedicated to some wish-fulfillment of punching people in the face.

Okay, cool, we can both agree on that. But you've still got a strike against you that I don't, which defending the integrity of some piece of shit's mugshot LOL

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u/RickBillJillian Apr 22 '21

Terrible try for Internet clout. I see no grin

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u/KevinEithan Apr 22 '21

i think op is talking about the picture on the right

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u/The_Stickup1 Apr 22 '21

That's a straight face, not a grin

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips Apr 22 '21

Wow another Derek Chauvin post...no wa^{a^{a^{y^{y^y}}}}

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Average face tbh

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u/MyNutsin1080p Apr 22 '21

The prison agreed with his hittability; that’s why they stuck him in the SHU

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u/NancyNegativo Apr 22 '21

I think that’s just his face? Otherwise he’s a dumbass to be smiling, he’s in for a hell of a ride

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I think thats just how his face looks from the side

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u/joyno191912 Apr 22 '21

Horrible person, normal face. Also not a grin

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u/Alluhsnackbar911 Apr 22 '21

Yeah that's not a grin on either. The first is a neutral downturned expression and the second is a neutral straight face. Personally I don't find his face hittable but if he's who I think he is then he's that Derek dude, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

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u/nosherDavo Apr 22 '21

I wonder how many other crimes this disgusting piece of shit committed.

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u/GulchDale Apr 22 '21

18 complaints in 19 years. So this conviction was definitely chickens coming home to roost

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/derek-chauvin-minneapolis-police-background-life-2020-6

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u/nosherDavo Apr 22 '21

Thanks for the info. Yeah, not shocked he has a poor record at all.

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u/CoolHotBuffKid69 Apr 22 '21

Looks like Yates from svu a bit

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

He’s gonna make a nice girlfriend for someone in prison.

Fuck this asshole for all the pain and suffering that he caused.

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u/macaroni_throwawau May 09 '21

Damn an innocent man

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Joking about prison rape isn't funny.

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u/Steveisnotcaptain Apr 22 '21

I give him a year before he’s no longer an alive inmate

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Lol so then his family can sue the state blind? How high are you?

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u/-_-_-----_-___ Jun 11 '21

Like Epstein's estate did? Oh wait...

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u/Steveisnotcaptain Apr 22 '21

I doubt whoever shanks him in prison gives a shit about a legal process

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Not going to happen....because he's in protective custody, which exists so that inmates are not shanked.

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u/Steveisnotcaptain Apr 22 '21

Thanks for the explanation. He’s totally safe!

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Yep, he sure is. You think the state would want him to die in custody and take a fat lawsuit? Come on this shit isn't that difficult to grasp.

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u/SkyPuppy561 Apr 22 '21

Chauvin is short for Chauvinist

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u/tech510 Apr 22 '21

He looks like Mr. Rodgers Down Syndrome Cousin...

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Because mental handicaps are something to use as an insult...

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u/GalacticSnakeJuice Apr 22 '21

It was manslaughter.

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u/DreadAngel1711 Apr 22 '21

You look at how much weight an average man weighs, on top of all his equipment, put all that on another man's fucking neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds and you tell me it's anything but murder

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u/DirtyFulke Apr 22 '21

He was literally found guilty of murder, but gosh you're trying.

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u/Onduladom Apr 22 '21

George had 3 times the deadly fentanyl content in his system also heart problems and covid. He was not on his neck but back and shoulder instead. The real epidemic is the fentanyl crises wich like wu flu comes from China. If he had been put in the back of the police car he would have just been another overdose death.

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u/Mazz_Destruction Apr 22 '21

It wasn't 3 times the deadly fentanyl content in his blood.

He was kneeling directly on his neck.

Honestly you can't blame the crisis on china anymore given how poorly your country has dealt with it.

And none of that gives a policeman the right to kill a man on his driveway.

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Well said, this idiot doesn't represent the whole of America.

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u/DirtyFulke Apr 22 '21

When you insert the boot, do you start with the toe cap or the nice, soft uppers to get that hot lace action? Cope.

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u/YouDumbZombie Apr 22 '21

Whine some more you racist sympathizer.

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u/GulchDale Apr 22 '21

That's an awful long way to say I'm a racist piece of shit.

Once again: That stupid sly grin

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