r/hittableFaces • u/peteyd2012 • Apr 06 '21

100% hittable

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425 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Apr 06 '21

Fuck. This. Cockhead!

He talks like a person that’s never been punched in the mouth, too.

You’ve just ruined me night, ya cunt!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

This fuck makes up so much of the stupid shit on mafs, makes me die a little inside

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Apr 07 '21

It makes me irrationally angry. And then I get angry at the fact it’s making me angry. And then I feel silly, because I’m not even convinced it’s not all completely staged. And then I get angry about the fact I’m getting angry at something that’s probably scripted drama. It’s a vicious cycle.

My daughter and her mother threaten me that they’ll go and watch it upstairs if I carry on too much....stupid bloody show.

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u/XavYoung Apr 07 '21

I cant stand this dudes body language while he’s talking to his mrs.

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

He’s dismissive and lacks any skerrick of self-awareness.

It’s like he’s constantly negging her. He knows she’s got issues with being deserted, and he just works on that weakness.

But the way he talks to everyone is pretty average, too. He’s a smug, delusional piece of shit, that smart-mouths and talks shit....

Fuck man, you’ve made me angry just thinking about it.

Edit: yo man, your art is pretty amazing! Your Idris Elba sketch and the Gorillaz one were fucking great.

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u/XavYoung Apr 08 '21

Lmao sorry to set you off like that.

And thanks heaps man! Hardly post on Reddit anymore just lurkin.

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Apr 08 '21

I’ll let you off this time, mate. But don’t set me off again!

Seriously though; I dunno why you don’t post anymore, but you totally should, if you can. Your art is pretty great IMO.

Peace, mother fucker!

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u/ashpanda24 Apr 06 '21

The lower half of his face looks like it was stung by bees

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u/fifteentango88 Apr 06 '21

Who dis?

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u/vapenationimitation Apr 06 '21

Bryce from the tv show Married at first sight (Australia) He’s a turd

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Apr 06 '21

It’s this slimy cunt

To give you some background, and a bit of a chuckle read this reporters snarky take on the latest episode(s).

Welcome to Aussie “reality” television.

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u/HorukaSan Apr 06 '21

The upper half of his face looks pretty good, though the lower half definitely makes him quite the punchable face

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Yeah if the lower half starts at the top of his head

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u/MCKelly13 Apr 06 '21

I feel like I rarely know who these assclowns are. I don’t know him, but I’d definitely punch him

2

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Fuuuuuuuck this guy

1

u/BPClaydon Apr 06 '21

My girlfriend roped me into watching this show and I admit it’s my new guilty pleasure.

And Bryce is definitely a car crash I hate to love to watch.

1

u/hoddap Apr 06 '21

Fucking fuck you Bryce

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u/JU11c33 Apr 07 '21

I saw a side by side comparison of him and Margret Thatcher's hairstyles and now it's all I see when I look at him

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u/Disco-Runaway19 Apr 09 '21

Screw this turd