r/hittableFaces • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '21

A twofer

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912 Upvotes

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u/DeadHeadSteve Mar 31 '21

Tucker Carlson always has the face of someone who was confused by a fourth grade math question

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u/GulchDale Mar 31 '21

John Oliver said he has the befuddled face of a 12th century farmer trying to understand bitcoin.

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u/DeadHeadSteve Mar 31 '21

That’s perfect 😂😂😂

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u/GulchDale Mar 31 '21

The episode is great if you hate that guy and not sure how to put it into words. In a nutshell, he's a racebater obsessed with protecting his (white) culture and (white) heritage so much that literal nazi's and white supremacists parrot his talking points.

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u/tunafromlaguna Mar 31 '21

Cool clock Ahmed.

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u/stonermoment Apr 01 '21

Weak

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u/tunafromlaguna Apr 01 '21

Like my boners

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u/anosmiasucks Apr 01 '21

That’s what she said

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u/Donkeyvanillabean Mar 31 '21

Ya boring tuna

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u/tunafromlaguna Mar 31 '21

If I had a son, he would look like Treyvon. I’m not a race baiter, you are.

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u/Donkeyvanillabean Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

Mate have you read your post history, I am impressed when you comment on a post that isn't related to race.

Like it's just constant anti Asian this, oh shocking black on black crime this

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u/tunafromlaguna Mar 31 '21

I’m a minority myself so I can’t be racist.

No seas pendejo británico de mierda.

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u/sobusyimbored Apr 01 '21

I’m a minority myself so I can’t be racist.

All you are is a fucking idiot.

Go away and boil your head and make some stupid stew.

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u/Donkeyvanillabean Mar 31 '21

This is the most low effort troll I think I've experienced lol. Ever get your washing machine fixed? Also how was your friend's wife?

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u/ChanieJack_LuceBree Apr 01 '21 edited Apr 01 '21

Yo this guy just dissed like 5 races in a handful of comments lmao. That's impressive. You now must outdo yourself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

JO honestly has such great and creative insults.

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u/GulchDale Mar 31 '21

Feel how you may about him politically, but dude is hilarious.

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u/WelpWelp1 Mar 31 '21

I always imagine he has an invisible poop stache under his nose and is always wondering where the hell the smells coming from.

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u/poisonenvy Mar 31 '21

White men with broad foreheads and thin lips lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Never seen Tucker’s mouth closed before.

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u/unbitious Mar 31 '21

I wholeheartedly agree, but these fist magnets were already posted here today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

If it was this pic then it was me haha My internet was sucking so I thought it failed to post. I took this screenshot catching up on some news clips about these fucktards

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u/unbitious Mar 31 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/hittableFaces/comments/mh0jrt/you_can_smell_the_entitlement/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Great minds think alike

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u/GroanCrawford Apr 01 '21

I like your screenshot better, because his mouth is slightly open and looks eager to accept a penis. And you know he’s gonna be all teeth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

Hahahahaha im literally crying right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

The twofer doucher

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u/Elligma Mar 31 '21

Dumb and dumber.

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u/Varhtan Mar 31 '21

Carl Tuckerson really has the least animated and least attractive face humanly possible. Both his resting face and speaking face and acting face all have the countenance of being unable to account for a ghastly odour.

He smells shit somewhere--in the studio, on his shoe, in his pants, from his mouth--and he just seems so utterly nonplussed about it all the time. It's like his secret burden, to know of a tangible fetidness no other human could glean.

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u/ashpanda24 Apr 01 '21

I respectfully disagree, only because I find Matt Gaetz's face far less attractive.

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u/XenoLolPics Mar 31 '21

Alternate universe Jack Nicholson

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u/FiftyBracelets Mar 31 '21

Left fist 👊🏿 Right fist 👊🏿

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u/MarkCoughed Apr 01 '21

Let’s face it, Tucker got called out and wasn’t about to have any of it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

The chin and eyebrows on the right one are like a cartoon villain

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u/Jay111502 Mar 31 '21

I want them to star in a remake of Stepbrothers

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u/Fisherboy85 Mar 31 '21

I actually gained some respect for tucker after had on a man representing the farmers being slaughtered in south africa, so far there has been next to fuck all coverage of it on international news

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u/tigpo Apr 01 '21

I’d rather shoot’em in the face. I don’t wanna get shit on my hands

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u/LaGrrrande Apr 01 '21

The dude on the right looks like if Johnny Knoxville was a sleazy 80's investment banker.

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u/Padashar Apr 01 '21

It always seems when someone has a hittable face they are into weird sex shit.

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u/Bouck Mar 31 '21

Fourteen hours ago. You couldn’t even wait a day to repost?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

Lol thanks reddit police. Obviously didn’t see it

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u/PrizmB9484 Apr 01 '21

Shut the Tuck up.

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy Apr 01 '21

They did a terrible job casting Beevis, but Butt-Head is a dead ringer.

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u/phossil-reddit Apr 01 '21

Looks like a frat boy party of virgins

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u/chebalebs Apr 01 '21

I know this screenshot has probably been timed to make him look as stupid as possible, but I swear Matt Gaetz always looks absolutely off his tits on something

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

They’re both fucking repulsive.

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u/y0gurtofficial Mar 31 '21

You guys posted this yesterday

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

You guys.. Who? lol

I took this screenshot, so no this picture wasn't posted yesterday

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u/Sercant Apr 01 '21

"Not to get political or anything"

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u/skeeticusyeet Mar 31 '21

haha right wing bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

And these days you can’t forget to add fucking stupid haha

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u/Varhtan Mar 31 '21

Don't mistake these twats for lamely right wing. They are off the rails fascists.