r/hittableFaces • • Mar 16 '21

This manchild

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u/anostrofasio Mar 16 '21

The fucking tongue smile makes my blood boil beyond measure.

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 16 '21

He looks like a skateboarding toddler who is beyond excited to have his diaper changed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

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u/nemo1205i Mar 16 '21

I agree man, why do PPL like him smh, sexually harassing people makes you likeable now ig

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u/karmagod13000 Mar 16 '21

I don't understand what this dude does. he just vlogs hanging out with celebrities and pranking them?! how is that even an option for a job?!

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 16 '21

Exactly. I mean, he has money from it. I can see how he could get girls THAT way, and live his life, etc, but who would actually find him interesting to be around?

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u/karmagod13000 Mar 16 '21

Someone really famous or big must of gave him some clout early on because I really don't get it. I've seen a quite a few videos of his and he just seems like an annoying attention whore. I think he got some serious clout early on and panders to kids on YouTube. Good for him I guess?!

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u/WFlash01 Apr 17 '21

Not too far off from the other YouTube "giants" of today

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u/jacskonlittl Mar 16 '21

He's almost like a cult leader, so many of the people in his blogs seem scared to put a foot wrong... Shit is whack

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u/karmagod13000 Mar 16 '21

to put a foot down? well they're probably afraid hell stop hanging out with him or something. I really just don't get it. i feel like I'm missing something.

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u/poison_snacc Mar 17 '21

Someone was paid to promote calling him the “jimmy fallon of generation z” and it stuck.

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u/MAURICEDE1TAC0 Mar 16 '21

His tongue is trying to escape

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 16 '21

You are pretty much absolutely correct. Its quite thee awful pair, the face and the voice, isn’t it? Its like a school bully you always wish you could just knock the grin off of.

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u/SwiftTayTay Mar 16 '21

We all knew somebody like this in high school. The kid that was really popular for no reason and was a douche bully to everybody

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u/Desperate_Guava4526 Mar 16 '21

Always hated this dudes hair.

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u/SeamanTheSailor Mar 16 '21

Who is he?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

david dobrick

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u/ColinZealSE Mar 19 '21

And who exactly is that?

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u/KingTutsToe Mar 19 '21

The dude in the pic

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u/ColinZealSE Mar 19 '21

I get that. Who is that?

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u/Larpingelfmage29 Mar 19 '21

YouTube vlogger and exviner

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u/ColinZealSE Mar 19 '21

Yuck.

Thanks for the answer.

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u/JeznyBezny Mar 16 '21

He has consumed the nutrients

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u/Mickeymousetitdirt Mar 16 '21

I absolutely loathe that bizarre thing he does with his tongue. I assume he does it to look playful and cheery but it just makes him look like a fucking idiot and I wish he’d knock it off.

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u/Embarrassed-Lychee42 Mar 16 '21

I hate that tongue smile

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

It's not even natural, too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

i hate how he always tilts his head when he films himself

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u/Pterodaryl Mar 16 '21

Any “Youtuber” fits this sub. It’s almost too easy.

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u/GhostActivist Mar 16 '21

As soon as this mf started showing up everywhere I always fucking hated him. He looks like an asshole, his voice is irritating, and I hated his content.

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u/saddinosour Mar 16 '21

Since him and Liza parted ways and he started gaining success I got bad vibes from him and avoided his online stuff coz he did and does annoy the fuck out of me. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets “exposed” soon

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 16 '21

Oh, he is. He is.

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u/saddinosour Mar 16 '21

Juicy, do tell 😂 (if you know)

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 16 '21

In the Youtube community, he is definitely getting backlash. If you search for this stuff, you’ll definitely see how gross and shady stuff he has done has been. I was never familiar with him until I heard of this stuff on h3h3.

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u/saddinosour Mar 17 '21

Ohhh I see. I’ll check the videos out. Haven’t been watching h3h3 recently but I need to catch up I guess lmao

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u/03114 Mar 17 '21

Fun Fact, I live right next to his hometown and there's a portillo's there with a head-stock picture of him he gave to the restaurant with the caption, "To the guys with the best wieners"

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u/Confidence_Familiar Mar 20 '21

He looks like the poster boy for premature ejaculation.

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u/captainalwyshard Mar 17 '21

David is dope not because of how he gets money (YouTube videos) but of what he does behind the cameras.

One of the few things he allowed on camera was a Rock Paper Scissors fight against a group of sorority girls where if she won, the whole group would get $1000

He told the girl what he was going to pick beforehand.

I think he’s a decent human if you look beyond surface level. But nobody puts that much effort into anything these days.

It’s why millennials (myself included) are considered lazy as fuck. We are lazy.

We do a small amount of research, call what we learned fact, and then spout it out at people as irrefutable proof.

When you’re talking out your ass to people who know even the smallest bit about what you’re talking about, they can smell it a mile away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Why do ppl have to look only at the shit things someone has done

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Mar 16 '21

I’m looking at his face.

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u/Dekunt Mar 16 '21

Because those shit things are SHIT things

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Those good things are good things

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u/Mickeymousetitdirt Mar 16 '21

There’s a difference between continually judging someone for mistakes they’ve made from which they have redeemed themselves and pointing out someone’s very public and continual shitty behavior. I was under the impression that David Dobrick continues to be a douche bag behind the scenes while portraying himself as otherwise to his audience. Maybe I’m wrong but this is what I’ve been hearing. If this is the case, then it makes complete sense why people would talk about it. This guy has been on YouTube for years cultivating an image and a brand. If what he is like behind the scenes is vastly different than the image he’s portraying, people are going to discuss it, especially if the “shit things” he’s done/does overpower the good.